If she's pregnant

d-does that mean she got creampied?

Who?

She did say they needed new sheets.

you mean the dog? yes

She's a squirter, user

She's gonna look so cute with a baby belly.

>mfw this is actually what i think about irl when someone gets pregnant

That's exactly what it means, OP. Or alternatively, her brother didn't pull out fast enough. At least half of everyone on Earth is an accident resulting from not pulling out fast enough. That's probably what happened. I doubt Jaime was emptying his balls right onto her cervix.

Why not? Cersei probably wanted to cuck Robert.

Early on, certainly. In fact I think that was the point of her sleeping with Jamie while married to Robert. She would rather have Lannister children then Baratheon children.

But as regards the last season, this new child is definitely an accident. Jamie had no intention of knocking her up. He probably aimed for her belly button but didn't quite make it leaving just a few drops of semen in her vagina. As they went to sleep and rolled around unconscious those few drops found their way to her cervix and impregnated her.

But why? In S7 it's implied that Jaime and Cersei have been sleeping together (read: fucking) ever since Jaime came back from the atrocity that was Dorne at the beginning of S6. He was so happy when he thought he was going to be able to be a father to Myrcella, it doesn't make sense that he'd turn around and be like "let's stop doing it vaginally" which as we know from the books is their thing.

Oh they definitely never stopped doing it. But I think the pregnancy was an accident. Or at least unintended.

I might be remembering wrong but doesn't she have a slight fetish for him coming inside her in the books?

If Edward was his Stannis’s son, how would their relationship look like? Edward Baratheon, would Stannis like him?

>would Stannis like him
Of course King Stannis would like/love Edward.

What would a Stannis/Cersei babby look like?

Good question, Jaimie-user.
Buuuut What would a Ned/Cersei baby look like? Or Jaime/Brienne blondie baby?

Jaime/Brienne baby would be fugly as shit, there's a reason why 10/10 men aren't supposed to mate with Tumblr looking uggos irl. A Ned/Cersei baby might be qt, Ned could be a gentle husbando for Cersei too 2bh...

Beric Dondarrion would be the father of Edward (Elric) Dondarrion. The Lightning son of the Lightning Lord.

what would sansa's bbs with tyrion look like (pre s5, back when he was interesting)

No user, sex only ever happens in movies. Nobody has sex in real life.

But... but why were they cuddling naked?

Just wrestling sweetie.

That doesn't sound very fair, he's 6'2 and she's 5'4 :/ why would she want to wrestle with him if she already knew he was going to win?

He was training her for the WWE womens league.

Any informations about the....Deep Ones?

My gf takes the pill so I get to creampie her every time we fuck it feels amazing

>tfw you will never be handsome, born into wealth and prestige, and have a hot twin sister that's DTF

G.R.R. Martin actually explained that there is a special reservoir located in Jaimie's prosthetic hand. Specifically the middle finger. He cums up this "pipe" of conception every 12 hours, and then places the finger into Cersei's vagina while she lays on her back. If he's feeling giving, he'll massage her clitoris and hairy anus with his biological hand while he pumps his semen out of the fingertip and deep into her cervix.

...

Well, this is lewd. I like it.