Why didn't they throw the ring in the ocean?

>why didn't they throw the ring in the ocean?

>Why don't people just ignore evil instead of destroying it?

Because eventually the ring will find a way and be a problem again.

>tfw scared of the deep ocean
What if a fucking giant squid took control of the ring?

They weren't going to beat Sauron with the ring being his only hope to turn the tide; it was the exact opposite, with the good guys trying to hold out long enough for Frodo to destroy the ring.

Why didn't they use the green dead army to slaughter Sauron

then ulmo would get it and then all would be devestation

Maybe don't push your luck with the invincible ghost army.

>wanting a creature akin to the watcher to get the ring

I hope you're ready to worship cthulhu 2.0

Why didn't they put the ring in a money in the bank match and suspend it 15 feet above the squared circle?

because the ring would corrupt the ocean and flood all of middle earth. did you even read the books?

Why didnt they just put the ring on a super high shelf that Sauron couldn't reach?

Because that would be mean

was there only one vulcano in the whole middle earth? couldn't they find another?

honestly the world feels small af in the movies

This is addressed in the book. They literally address the idea of throwing the ring into the ocean, noting that it would keep it away from Sauron for a very long time. They don't do it because he would find the ring eventually, even if it took thousands of years, and they were there to solve the problem forever, not to shove it off to a future generation.

orcs can climb

Because then ziggler might have a chance at a career

Why don't the elves take it with them to their fairy land where Sauron could not reach?

But sauron is an elf

Why didn't Gandalf just use a magical spell to blast the ring into the sun?
Think about it; Gandalf repeatedly zaps and concusses people with magical laser beams. You're telling me he couldn't have just fired that sucker into the stratus with a flick of his asshole? Fuck you hackson.

The ring can change its own weight, remember? It would have just made itself incredibly heavy.

the ring was forged in mount doom and it's the only place still hot enough

gandalf says dragon fire would have been hot enough too but there aren't any dragons left

Because they couldn't do that in the books and only flew around spooking everybody while they were butchered by Aragorn's men.

Its about the size of england, france and spain really, the rest of the world wasn't as important because the ring wasn't lost there.

Because the sun is actually the fruit from the trees of Valinor and it's flower is the moon.

Why couldn't they? The witchkings dead mean almost killed the hobbits until they were saved by Tom.

If they got the ring hot enough could they have melted it? Mount Doom might have been only really hot, or was there something magical about it?

why didn't hey just rape Sauron?

I somewhat remember them mentioning that dragonfire maybe could do the trick.

But not too long ago, somebody went and killed the last dragon firebreathing dragon in that part of the world. Oh well.

why didn't gandalf just use the ring himself? he was like an angel or some shit, couldn't he have just put the ring on and cooked sauron's entire army like nobody's business?

Because he wasn't actually a wizard. This is one of the biggest secrets of the series - Gandalf and the other wizards don't actually use magic, it's simply chemical devices and sleight of hand.

Also Sauron isn't just some loser without his ring. He would have won anyway. Destroying the ring was the only way to beat him, not the other way around.