How would you fix Star Wars?

With one film left to go in the sequel trilogy, how would you write it to make all the bullshit that came before worth it?

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>Bring back the messiah
>Do not let Jay Jay Abrams direct
>TLJ was a dream or something, either way not canon
>Snoke is meaningful character who's back from the dead somehow
>Luke never died, he can astral project then he can bring himself back from the dead
>Luke saves the galaxy, not Rey

Rey and Kylo create a new, thriving, long lasting order of force users neither light or dark called the Bendu Order.

Their child is one of their first students.

Very optimistic ending with the saga finally having TRUE balance in the force.

obi-wan played by THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER arrives back from the dead, slaughters all the new characters, then finds a time machine and resets the universe back to the end of RotJ.

The Force turns everyone into tang
Kylo wakes up with Rey on a beach
Fade to black
A Film by Nicolas Winding Refn
Credits role

Everyone is dead, Dave.

Boyega has sex with all female characters for 2 hours

darth jar jar finally reveals himself and assfucks the galaxy

>Film opens a few months after TLJ
>Banking clans assumed there were no survivors in the resistance, so have financed a whole new rebellion to keep the war machine going
>Millennium falcon crew now doing their own thing to bring and end to conflict on both sides
>Kylo and Hux are running the first order into the ground, banking clan threatens to take over
>Falcon crew realise they need help to put an end to it all, try to get through to nu-nu-rebels, end up fighting them instead, barely able to escape
>Decide to go to the first order instead, set up meeting through YA BOY LANDO
>Get through to Kylo, but Hux goes off in a sulk
>Escape cloud city with Kylo, fight with him against First Order for a bit
>Kylo spills all the beans, says the whole thing is run by some mysterious dude called Plagueis
>Go to Plagueis's place, where he admits his grand plan to rule the galaxy by controlling an endless war
>Audience led to believe he's about to recruit Kylo as an apprentice, but he instead asks Rey to join him
>Twist: Rey is a Palpatine
>She refuses, and they both fight Plagueis
>Barely defeat him by working together, hip hip hooray
>THE END

Rey goes to the dark side and learns how to save people from death, and resurrects Luke, who turns out to be her father. The poetry would be huge.

Bendu already existed if not already still do exist they're just so seclusive.

>Rey gets tired of everybodies shit
>goes on a galaxy wide killing spree, using super marysue force powers
>at the end there is no light or dark, only shades of Rey
>puts on glasses, baba o'reilly starts playing

are they a species or an order of some kind? was that explained? (not seen season 4 yet)

Hordes Space Horses cross the sea and destroy Monaco, then the swarm Europe and destroy the White Race.

Hordes of Space Horses cross the sea and destroy Monaco, then they swarm Europe and destroy the White Race.

Just some force sensitive species. We don't really know much about them besides the one in S3, since he was replaced with the Direwolves in S4.

I wouldn't fix it. I would make it worse on purpose. Alienate as many people as possible. Luke just straight up haunts Ben Ren. Talk of financials. Full Hutt subplot.

How about not releasing a new Star Wars every damn year

>Snoke is a force ghost that posses corpses/reanimates them and tempts force sensitive folks

>after being murdered he returns to the ether to find a new victim

>this time he chooses a child on Tattooine

>meantwhile Luke, Rey and Kylo all sense a rift, Luke warning Rey she must stop her training and go find the boy. Kylo has become schizophrenic, with a red ghost of Darth Vader haunting him, telling him to go find the boy.

>The rebel alliance find refuge on a planet ruled by an independent and neutral monarchy - Though the rebel presence is hidden, Kylo suspects something and sends the first order to occupy the planet. Although he would use force, this planet provides (insert x valuable mcguffin) to the empire and he chooses diplomacy.

>Movie becomes a rat race to rescue the boy and return him to said planet
>boy tries to kill Rey and Kylo and they have to kill him together

ran out of ideas right here

>JJ Abrams remakes his first star trek to correct the mistakes of remaking new hope in his first star wars

P O T T E R Y

I wouldn't see it as fixing because I enjoy them. The one thing i would change about the last jedi is make Luke more of a villain. Other than that, the movie was perfect to me.

They could treat just reshoot Episode 8 with a totally new, different script, and make the Last Jedi the "alternative" edition, and placed alongside Rogue One and Solo in the Legends series.

None of that sounds too bad

Assuming I can't retcon the lot?
>Rey loses hope, gives in to her anger over Kylo fucking the galaxy and goes dark
>Anakin vists Kylo and tells him to stop being a faggot
>The knights of Ren rebel against Kylo for what they see as treason, and Rey ends up joining and eventually leading them.
>His departure from the first order leaves Hux in charge, who promptly fucks it up and splinters it into fleets controlled by the knights and others controlled by individual generals/admirals
>the galaxy finally aids the resistance upon seeing the splintered first order
>Poe leads them into a fight back, with the aid of Finn who is now helping former first order soldiers defect
>Luke was only pretending, using the force to fake his death so nobody bothered him anymore
>Obi-Wan manifests and with his aid he finally mans up and returns
>Kylo, who has managed to find peace with the aid of Anakin, wins a fair duel against Rey, but the knights of Ren intervene before he can finish it
>Rey uses the force to support herself and is about to kill Kylo, until Luke intervenes, says he's proud of Ben, and kill the lot.
>Rey attacks Luke, who doesn't even draw his saber to defeat her. He uses the force to seemingly bare handedly block the blade
>he tells her the third lesson, which is the light doesn't exist, and there's just the force and a perversion of it, which she embodies
>It seems Kylo is about to redeem her, but she realises she's too inherently full of anger and self righteousness to ever truly be free, so kills herself
>ending shows Kylo and Luke with the remaining knights of Ren, ready to give them a second chance and restart the order
>Stinger credits shows the Child slave actually was using magnets to fuck about with the broom

Kek

>Luke just straight up haunts Ben Ren. Talk of financials.
So, Luke haunts Ben by talking endlessly about moisture farming?

Make an actual sequel to return of the Jedi with the old cast reuniting one last time to pass the torch to the new characters because they're "getting too old for this sort of thing"

You're two films and one dead coke addict too late for that user.

epsiode IX revenge of the gynoid
>Luke force ghost haunts kylo ben
>force curses him to lactate blue and green milks from his fulsom man bosoms
>turns the tables and fashions a new death star from blue and green man cheese

>Current sequel trilogy is scrapped. Lucas is brought back to help create his original idea for the trilogy.
>Focuses on 3 main characters: Ben Solo, the force-sensitive son of Han and Leia. Sam Skywalker, the son of Luke who does not have force sensitivity and is a smuggler. And Kira, a young woman being trained as a Jedi by Luke Skywalker.
>Love triangle between 3 main characters.
>Ben is closer to Luke than his own dad because of his force sensitivity. Sam is connected more to Han because he can't use the force.
>Film's story brings the two cousins together with Kira. Both men fall in love with her.
>Ben eventually falls to dark side.
>Bearded, duster-wearing General Han Solo (pic related)
>Luke as an inspiring character rather than a depressing loner

.Rey & Kylo vs the Knights of Ren who have all returned from the far reaches of the galaxy to hunt down the killers of their master Snoke.

The whole time Rey is pulling Kylo back to the light and by the end of the movie he is pretty much totally there but then Rey dies and the final scene shows a close up of Kylo"s eyes as red dark rage engulfs him and you hear the light saber ignite.

Roll credits.

>Lucas
No. Give it to Dave Filoni, he's been studying under Lucas for years now, and is far better at executing Lucas's vision than Lucas ever was himself.

>Rey uses her nigger and latino slaves to have smelly nigger butt sex and create an army of shit babies for her to use against the first order

>Kylo does not like this so he kills all the niggers

>rey is really angered by this but her retarded female brain also gets turned on by his violence and brutality.

>rey gives up the butt to kylo and becomes queen of the galaxy

I'm down with that. Filoni did a great job with Clone Wars, especially the later seasons.

Pic related: Sam Skywalker and Kira

Give it to both of them.
Filoni is brilliant at filtering Lucas' ideas, and Lucas is surprisingly good at shooting down ideas that go too far or aren't in the spirit of Star Wars.

Where can I find more of this concept art? This looks miles better than what we actually got.

>Dusters
>Falucia

Rey needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine.
Whenever Rey is not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where is Rey?"

I posted a pic of Sam and Kira above. Here's a Star Destroyer stuck in a swamp.

The plan was Ben Fell because of faling for Talon too.

And here's Jedi Master Luke Skywalker.

>Broom boi becomes Rey's apprentice.

>Is the actual savior of the universe.

>Kylo Ren wears white.

>The Resistance is using terrorist tactics - they're basically worthless at this point.

>Finn redpills the other stormtroopers and leads a revolution within the First Order.

>First Order changes from the inside. Broom Boi creates galactic peace.

You know Filoni has a big part in the new story lines right? He would be about the same as what we got. He's also even more of a feminist and cuck than JJ Abrams.

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>Luke smiling
>Luke looking like he enjoys being a Jedi Master
>We get this instead

why

>This man who looked off into the sunset hoping for adventure
>This man who risked his life for his friends, never abandoning them
>This man who saw the good in Vader when Yoda and Obi-Wan did not
>This man is dead

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>The First Order, under Kylo Ren, has taken a stranglehold of the galaxy. Full-blown dystopic micromanaged rule of planets.
>The rebellion goes back to being a fucking Rebellion, and planning an assault on Kylo's home base.
>Yada yada yada, some shit happens
>It ends with Kylo and Rey fighting one-another, being broadcast live to every planet in the galaxy
>Kylo intentionally lets her kill him, tells her that with her light, and now her anger, she is the balance in the force.
>He planned it this way all along
>No more Jedi, no more Sith, no more history

>Ben goes to corescant
>starts ruling
>half the movie is about him trying to get things back in order
>rey shows up and realizes he's not that bad at his job
>she wanders around the city planet like a fish out of water with chewie

>big part in the new story lines
From what I've seen, all he did was contribute concept art that was largely thrown in the trash. And I don't know anything about him being a 'feminist and a cuck', but the worst he's tried to give us is Hera and Sabine, who are both excellent characters and the only good few things to come from Disney Wars.

This is basically the end of Code Geass R2.
And I'm fine with that.

>Five years have passed since TLJ
>The First Order is reigning supreme and has a solid presence in most of the galaxy now
>Kylo is supreme leader and trying to be more of a fair ruler than Snoke because he doesn't in the dark or the light anymore
>This is causing his people and primarily Hux to lose faith in him and begin to plan a coup
>The Resistance is starting to thrive again thanks to Kylo's leniency and more planets wanting to be free from The First Order's grip
>Rey has been using the Jedi texts and help from Force Luke to further her training and she has taken on an apprentice(broom boi) that they found while recruiting for the resistance
>She realizes she is a shit teacher since she is still a student herself and is making the same mistakes Luke did with Kylo
>Broom Boi snaps and stows away on a First Order shuttle and meets Kylo
>He tells him he's a force sensitive and wants to be Kylo's apprentice
>Kylo see's the same conflicted youth in him that he was himself and he agrees
>He's actually a pretty decent teacher and over the course of the movie teaching Broom Boi humanizes him even further
>Hux leaks the location of First Order HQ through a third party and plans to let the Resistance march right in hoping that Rey will kill Kylo
>Kylo no longer wants to rule anymore and just wants to go live a normal life
>Rey shows up and confronts Kylo
>Kylo doesn't want to fight but Rey see's he has Broom Boi and attacks him
>Long fight but Rey eventually wins but Broom Boi slices off her arm from behind
>Kylo tells Broom Boi to stop and just let it end
>Everything comes to a standstill
>Hux see's this as an opportunity to get rid of all his problems and comes in with a bunch of goons
>They start shooting up the whole room and Rey/Kylo are able to deflect most of the shots but one of them kills Broom Boi
>Kylo is enraged and kills Hux along with all the First Order leadership that turned on him
>First order is defeated and the final shot is Rey offering Kylo her hand

>the hand that broom boi severed earlier

>kylo kills reys friends and destroys the resistance.

>rey cries and asks "why did you do this? what's wrong with you!!!".

>kylo lights a space cigarette and takes a long drag that lasts the better part of and hour and forty minutes.

>kylo blows smoke in rey's face and says "I just hate niggers"

Just realized that. maybe Broom Boi just tells her to stop and then Hux runs in thinking his plan is ruined? Other than that it's still better than what the mouse is gonna give us.

>kylo new resolve allows him to beat rey
>rey starts to lose hope as there's no one left to train her and she can't comprehend the scrolls
>maz tells her of a force user who abandon the jedi during order 66 who can read the scrolls
>rei travels to find this force user
>force user is mace windu
>mace windu survived the fall in coruscant and is training a group of super secret grey jedi
>he keeps it under wraps to protect them from snoke
>windu teaches rei the true meaning of balance
>admits his failings in the prequels and admits that he was been envious of Anakin as he believed himself to be the chosen one
>says that if he took anakin as a student that non of this would have happened
>rei and windu venture to the heart of darkness to destroy the sith once and for all
>upon getting there rei discovers kylo is already there
>kylo also wants to destroy the heart of darkness
>kylo and rei bang
>in the heart of darkness snoke is being reborn but in a weakened state
>mace, rei and kylo fight snoke
>mace dies
>kylo lays the finishing blow due to being empowered by how close he is to the heart of darkness
>rei asks kylo to join the rebellion
>kylo refuses and offers rei one last chance to be his empresses
>rei hugs him and kills him the same way he killed han solo
>poe and finn fly in to save rei on the melinum falcon and blow up the heart of darkness.
>non of them make it out of the explosion and poe and finn die while rei quickly merges with the force
>rei opens her eyes
>for the first time the audience sees what it's like to be one with the force
>hear voices from all our favourite dead Jedi
>rei being pregnant when she merged with the force causes another vergence in the force
>one of mace's apprentices becomes pregnant and gives birth to a new saviour of the galaxy

it's hacky but it's all star wars deserves and it would piss the least people off coming from TLJ

It was all a dream and Chewie wakes up and celebrates Life Day with his family.
Make it a two and a half hours movie

>Snoke's back
>Luke's back
>Resistance vs First Order on coruscant or some shit

nice try jj.
drag yourself out of the rain shithole.

build a time machine and kill george lucas

huh.
soy meme turned out to be true

Luke wakes up and says "what a terrible nightmare" and they start the trilogy over.

>The entire episode 8 was the slave kids fucking about with their toys.
>the little white one wants to leave his slums one day.
>new trilogy that isn't written by soyboy

>Rey, Finn, Rose, and Kylo all get sucked into Jumanji's video game and the whole movie they learn about themselves and grow as individuals.

I was going to call you a shill until I saw Filoni

One SW film every 3 years. Give people time to write and produce a quality film and give fans a chance to build excitement

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I have it all planned out...

The entire sequel trilogy was a dream, the yuuzhan vong are coming

poor luke

I don't know what the user earlier was smoking calling him a cuck. He's a bit doughy looking, but he still gets to literally go cowboy on people cosplaying as his own waifubait characters.

Reboot the entire new trilogy
>Leia is the main bad guy and is a powerful sith
>She knows that no matter what there will always be pesky rebels to stop her so she "leads" the rebels while controlling the first order via a hologram(Snoke)
>We don't find this out until the middle/end of the second movie
>Leia as Snoke manipulated Kylo into destroying Luke's temple and sending him into exile
>She drops hints to Rey that she should give in to the force and become who she is meant to be
>Asian character doesn't exist
>Finn is played by Fat Damon and he has bro arcs with Poe in both movies
>Rey trains with Luke but thanks to the bad advice that she got from Leia she thinks Luke is leading her astray and bails on him
>Leia as Snoke tells Kylo to kill Han because he was never there for him and is holding him back
>Kylo finds out Snoke is Leia when she slips up and uses a phrase from his childhood
>Kylo is enraged and leaves the first order while Leia threatens to kill him if he abandons her
>Rey and Kylo switch sides
>Kylo tells Luke about Snoke's real identity
>Luke is heartbroken and tells Kylo that Han never got to see him because Leia forbid it
>Leia's ultimate plan is have the First Order and the Resistance destroy eachother and as much of the galaxy as possible so she can rebuild a new empire out of the ashes
>Last movie is Kylo and Luke trying to stop this from happening with their only help being Finn, Poe and Chewie since everyone else believes they are traitors.

Filoni is sequestered to the animation department because he's a Lucas loyalist.

Four stories:
Luke: He isn't dead, but is on Tatooine where he finds a farm boy from a moisturizer farm who reminds him of his young self. He becomes his old self through traveling/saving this young farmboy (named Jake).

Rey: Crash-lands on a mysterious planet. Discovers that her skill came from Kylo Ren through the force bond Snoke created. However, with Snoke now dead that bond has deteriorated. Rey learns how to use the force for real.

Kylo Ren: Immediately after TLJ he gets betrayed by Hux and is marooned on salt world. Ends up escaping and goes on a journey in which end with him deciding to redeem himself or give himself over truly to the Dark side.

Finn, Poe and Rose: They organize a more effective REBELLION against the FO. Finn learns courage, Poe gets his masculinity back and Rose looses weight gets a different hair style and stops being annoying.

For this to work, we'd need episode IX to be a two parter!

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sonds awful and you an all those faggots on the general should get gassed

instead we got jake "milk the tiddies, kill the kiddies" skywalker