Post about times you acted like The Blade Runner

Post about times you acted like The Blade Runner

THEY SAY YOU BRADE RUNNER

when I was a virgin with an imaginary girlfriend my whole life

(Checked)
OP, do the scene where he pretends his computer program is his gf ring true to you? I could see you acting like the Blade Runner under those parameters.

>be me at the highschool dance
>took my ryan gosling body pillow with me
>stacy beats the shit out of me and then lights the body pillow on fire
>mfw

Can people in the Blade Runner universe buy replicant sex slaves that can barely think? Like they're dumb as shit and don't realize/care that they're replicant sex slaves?

Yes

They already basically exist. Like the Hannah hays chick people get posting on here

I had a flashback to some suppressed childhood trauma and screamed in to the air with clench fists.

...

Why did he flip his shit when he found out his memory was real?

"I'm with the American Federation of Variety Artists....Don't worry, I'm not here to make you join... that's not my department. I'm an investigator for the Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses."

>Gets cold outside
>Sometimes walk around with coat collar flipped staring autistically straight ahead.

>be sitting in my bedroom wearing a kimono
>mom walks in, asks me why it's so dark
>"Pain… it reminds me of the joy I once felt was real."
>she asks me if I've started looking for a job yet like I said I would
>"All the pain in the world cannot hunger my search to be part of a disposable workforce"
>she says okay and asks if I want anything to eat
>"Corndogs! bring it to me!"
>"okay sweetie, remember to keep looking for a job"
>"You are my…. best angel, mom."
>she leaves and closes the door
>I turn light back off
>turn on laptop and start fapping to porn
>gently stroke my hand over the pornstar on the laptop screen
>"I can see it… my creation…"
>cum into some crumpled old tissues
>lift them to my face and inhale the smell
>"I have… millions of children."

kek

>whore unlocks my front door and walks in
>turn and look at her

>be midwest user
>starts to snow
>look up at the sky and think of my place in the world

When it was snowing I once put my hand out and watched the snow land on it. I've also turned down prostitutes and drunk Johnnie Walker Black Label. I'm literally The Blade Runner.

i-interlinked

Now watching a 364 video Playlist of Dick Tracy minisodes on YouTube, thanks for reminding me it existed...so deliciously racist!

He thought it meant that he'd been born by woman, rather than created artificially.

Fukken /thread

Have you ever acted like the bladerunner interlinked? Interlinked. Do you long to be a replicant, cells? Cells.

>reject the sexual advances of several attractive women because I prefer my waifu and solitude

where can i get this jacket

Cells

I'm like this too and I'm worried about being old and alone. How do I compromise? Find an introverted woman?

i luaghed.

>asking for advice about this on Sup Forums of all places

>be me
>depressed cuz all my friends have moved away
>go to a bar with some guys from work
>meet cute af redhead
>flirt for a while
>ask if shes single
>says she just broke up with her bf
>fuckyeahigotachance.jpg
>add each other on snapchat
>next day she gets back together with bf
>mfw

>be me
>go to college for engineering
>freshman, started in september
>decent looking, 6ft 2
>but autistic, live off campus
>get obsessed with BR2049
>watch it 12 times
>get a coat similar to one K wears
>live in Virginia so people aren't big on movies, nnobody saw br anyway
>i preserve a veil of mystery, act like an amalgamation of K and Wallace
>people on campus ar actually intrigued by me
>one day, robotics introduction class
>prof asks what interests us in this field
>i raise my hand
>"The possibility of one day creating something more human than humans...angels. Who can take us off...world."
>prof is actually impressed, says that's an ambitious goal
>i nod
>later a girl approaches me
>asks if I want to work with her on the assignment the prof gave
>i put on my leather coat and say "
You like to work alone. So do I. So we work together to keep it that way, and that is it."
>she's confused and starts to blush but takes it as a yes, we exchange numbers
>i pop my collar and leave

Oh shit you are the Brade Runna, I remember all this happening in movie.

Sometimes the people here can surprise me.

>toronto china town
>be eating rice
>hookers come up to me
>chink chong chinka la ling long
>sit there quietly looking at my cats pictures on phone
>ignore them
>chinka ling ling la ching chong chinka chink chink
>i wonder to myself why this arab man is doing this in china town. so racist
>finally asks me what im looking at in english
>a cat
>never seen a cat
>i look at him
>its dead
>he walks away shocked

>go to mall in the cbd
>go to the food court
>sit at a table alone looking at pictures of trees on my phone hoping an attractive woman will be intrigued by my mystique and try to talk to me

has it ever worked?

>weaboo
>crimpled hands
>empty hole in heart
If you can past a drug test and show up on time you could be making $19/hr starting easily for me
t. Warehouse manager in Indianapolis

>mfw pretending to be ryan gosling actually works on women

like seriously, you'll be balls deep before they realize its an act.

I don't want to scupper your plan here but have you murdered anyone of note recently and do any of these attractive women form part of an underground movement which might need information from you?

women do not possess great intellect

>got her snapchat instead of number
>didn’t fuck her right then
The actual state of soyboys

HAHAHHAAHHA THANKS FOR THE GREAT LAUGH

and what was wrong with that?

>be at a store
>10/10 qt literally tells me she wants to fug
>I say "please thank your boss for your time"
>go home and fantasize about my imaginary girlfriend

Felt good.

Fucking terrible. Stop trying to ape our culture reddit scum

He thought that his whole life had been a lie and he was upset.

bravo

>whole life is a lie
>guaranteed to be hinted down and dissected if found out
Use your head brainlet