IDW Hasbro Universe Mega-Storytime

>PART 18 - MASS DESTRUCTION
Things come to a head as G.I. Joe bites back against Cobra's M.A.S.S. Device!

[Transformers S1]
>Part 1 (Infiltration, Spotlight #1)
>Part 2 (Stormbringer, Spotlight #2-5)
>Part 3 (Escalation, Spotlight #6-7)
>Part 4 (Spotlight #8-10, New Avengers/Transformers)
>Part 5 (Megatron Origin, Spotlight #11-13)
>Part 6 (Escalation, Spotlight #14-15)
>Part 7 (Spotlight #16-19)
[G.I. Joe S1]
>Part 8 (Origins #1-5, #8-10)
>Part 9 (GI Joe #1-6, Origins #6-7)
>Part 10 (Cobra #1-4, Cobra Special)
>Part 11 (GI Joe #7-12, Origins #11, #13-14)
>Part 12 (GI Joe #13-16, GI Joe Special, Origins #12)
>Part 13 (Cobra II #1-4, Cobra II Special)
>Part 14 (Origins #16-18, Hearts & Minds)
>Part 15 (Cobra II #5-9, Origins #19)
>Part 16 (Origins #20-23, GI Joe Infestation)
>Part 17 (GI Joe #17-22)

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Thanks, user.

FUCK HELIX!

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She only gets worse in season 2.

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Oh believe me I know I've em all.

She gets even dumber when you know how she was created.

She was made for a Rise of Cobra game with her name being based on the developer's Double Helix Studios.
So this nothing character made for a shitty tie-in game to an okay movie somehow made it into canon.
The actual fuck?

Guess who's back, back again.

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I wish Krake was back.

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I don't. Baron Ironblood's way better.
Also, with him in charge of Cobra we might get Roboskulls.

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Unpopular opinion: I don't think Snake Eyes being around since the 80's means he should be able to get away with this bullshit any more than Helix does.

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