>>In the summer of 1996 when I was working with Jim Varney on a film I was approached by him NUMEROUS times. At first it was innocent, him introducing himself, trying to to give me "tips" (in hindsight he was just grooming me) and was introducing me to other members of the crew (who a few also turned out to be just as big of creeps as Jim.) After 2 months on the set things started to get with with Varney, I had given him my phone number a few weeks prior because I admittedly was becoming camera shy on set and not performing to my best. He offered to take me out for an early evening dinner and then help me rehearse the very few lines I had. We had korean barbecue, a dish I have never had previously and I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce but Jim had pressured me into trying the house brand instead. It was way too sweet. Afterwards, we ended up at his apartment to rehearse.
Ernest accused of sexual assault
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>We arrived to his apartment in NYC and sat at his dining room table to rehearse my lines. Within minutes he suggested we take off our shirts, including under garments (he had a very tight white undershirt on) and do our lines topless, because it will remove a layer of insecurity. I obliged and after just one line Jim was fondling one of my breasts and giggling asking if I liked it. I was shocked, absolutely frozen, and responded with a non-verbal "ewwww." He insisted I rub his hair and I did so why he still sucked on my nipple and rubbed my belly all the while laughing and moaning. Eventually, he tried to take off my pants but I couldnt do it and instead gave him a blow job. Afterwards I was in such shock I called a cab and left his apartment. It was one of the worst nights of my life.
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I swear to god. I have about had it up to here with these inane, evidence-less accusations. This man has been dead for years. It is PUBLIC RECORD that he was a decent person and I will not allow you to slander his name even as a meme. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete this thread. After that, everything that happens is on you.
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This is just Aziz anzari acusation with Jim Varney pasted in.
What world would a guy like him live in new york and eat Korean barbecue?
You're in a world of it now, pal!
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Anyone else think Ernest's treatment of the Armenians was a bit uncalled for?
I thank God my gf isn't a crazy feminazi cunt and calls me daddy while i fuck her
>he tried to take off my pants but I couldnt do it and instead gave him a blow job
He looks like a handsome Anthony Cumia.
>There ain't no trees in Botswana, uh uh, I know. I AM a Botswanian lumberjack and I ain't never had a job
Halloweenkino desu
I thought he was dead
>Ernest shoots up the school.
>missing a chance to use Mother's Milk
What were you, SCARED STUPID?
DONT CARE
I hoped he raped hundreds of women.
Wasn't there an Ernest movie where he joins the army, or is this the Berenstain effect kicking in?
>I didn't like Korean BBQ = RAPE
>I sucked his dick though
KEK
The story makes me so angry. I'm seriously considering digging up Jim Varney's corpse and raping it as revenge.
>Camp
>School
>Scared Stupid
>Africa
>Army
>Slam Dunk
>Jail
>Christmas
>Rides Again
Thats all of them
>raping it
You mean voluntarily sucking it's dick? Yeah, SHOW THE CORPSE WHO IS BOSS!
I legit miss him. I grew up watch his terrible movies and honestly get so much nostalgia when I think back to them, especially the troll movies haha. Also Rimshot was great.
I have not seen the Army one or Rides Again. It was hard to find movies when I was a kid.
He was eating ooey goey gummy toads while she was giving him a bj.
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>The ONLY thing better than some dee-licious Korean barbecue is eating some Korean barbecue and then getting your dick sucked, know what I mean Vern?
>even the dead are no longer safe from this witch hunt
>for now
>instead gave him a blow job
the absolute state of dumbass women
wow I really hope that this does not turn out to be true.
I just saw the same copy pasta but for Thorm Yorke on mu
mu?
LET THE MAN REST IN PEACE FOR HEAVENS SAKE