>>93352389

>"I may be fat,but at least I'm not a woman"
Boooooooom, bitch stops smirking.

...

It's not fair that a roastie wields so much power to devastate a man

>at least i get to have the pleasure to be with dicaprio and pitt, what does a fat guy gets?

She actually drove him mad. Not even a joke. He can’t get roles anymore because he’s not fat anymore.

'I've never played a pimp before but I'll give it a shot'
BTFO

Now why would you say that? Why would you say that? Come here, come here, why would you say that?
*Miles tries to reign him in, but Jonah disregards the beta twink.*
No, no, wait a second. What's so funny about that? It's ridiculous. Do you like saying mean things to people? Is that... you like... you like saying mean things to people?
*French harlot is visibly upset and stand up to leave the room*
Hey, hey, no-no, don't run away. Don't run away. Don't run away, no, no.
*Miles makes another attempt to calm Jonah down to no avail*
Let me handle it. I-I don't care. It's incredibly rude, I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions, and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk. You-you're a jerk. No, you know what...
*French whore runs away in tears, her spirit crushed, her roastie lips hanging in despair*
Amazing, huh? Amazing.

The devastation is all in your mind.

>10 years later and this board still can't come up with a good retort

No one wonder you guys get so mad about women in movies and TV shows lol

>Why don't you go home and cry about it to your mommy? Fat fuck.

Able to hang out with DeCaprio and Pitt in irl.

Do what extent does your average fa/tv/irgin physically resemble Jonah in that clip?

u n d e r r a t e d

>I daily fuck women hotter than you, fucking whore

his smile GONE
his optimism GONE
his pig demon brother GONE

it was a different time

Wow, getting burned that badly sure made me hungry. I guess I'll just grab a bite of this Footlong Italian B.M.T. Sub™ and Eat Fresh™!

Isn't this the second time he has lost weight? Will he yo-yo back just for the roles?

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

he's a shell of a man desu. Lately he's taken to wandering around NYC pantless. baka

this, and kek

WE HAVE TO GO BACK

WE NEED MORE TIME

>kek
at least try and not be completely obvious about your shilling and samefagging.....baka

Jonah is busy in a super real relationship with a women the press are pretending the can't identify.


(it's Dustin Hoffman's daughter)


never change Hollycult