Alison /brie/

Alison Brie is the most underrated actress in Hollywood. Her obvious talent gets distracted by her looks that she hasn't blown up yet.

She can handle comedy and drama equally well. She is also a brilliant voice actor. Unlike, many silver Spooners like Rooney Mara, Alison had to work her way from the bottom by working as a clown and doing bit parts on Hannah Montana.

She was also very chilled out about her leaked nudes.

Sup Forums, meme her all the way to an Oscar if you can. This woman deserves it.

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>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

She looks like my mom

shes a filthy jew

Hot jewess

she didn't just hit the wall, she slammed into it in an f1

>tfw boob fetishist

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>this tongue has licked ball sacks
>but not mine

Ban test

>thinking Alison would settle for an ugly white ballsack

6/10 actress with 10/10 feet

Wich nudes son

>alison will never spit in your mouth
why even get out of bed in the morning?

>it's another "virgin beta male orbiters fawn over some base bitch on Sup Forums" episode

>Hey guise, let's compete to see who can be the most pathetic and submissive beta male in the thread!

based

Sad!

>her looks

PERFECT LOIS LANE

>She was also very chilled out about her leaked nudes.

Completely ignoring it and not even acknowledging it is not being "very chilled".

I liked her in GLOW.

t. reddit

>Brie made a career out of being that bubbly sexy girl who wasn't afraid to talk dirty
>Now she reverted to SJW feminist who talks about stronk women on twitter
>When she deflated and got ugly she threw her boob fans under the bus
>Pretends to like her foot fetish fans in hopes of looking like a cool celeb
>Fact is she does not consider feet sexy at all so she has no problem flaunting them

Two faced Jew.

I don't disagree, but she missed the boat. She's too old now. She's only good for movies about women approaching menopause, like Bridesmaids tier stuff.
Not hating. Loved her in that wrestling shit. LOVED HER! But she's a few years past being able to compete with younger actresses like JLaw and Cara defetalalcoholsyndrome for roles.

giv

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giv mommy now

post-community brie was a mistake

>tfw allison brie's hotness is lying in a hospital bed with 40 broken bones and severe burns, barely kept going by a life support of makeup, pushup bras and photoshop
>but we all know it'll never recover and within 2-3 years no medical miracle can keep it alive

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she is the footfriends waifu

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I still find her hot as fuck

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>Implying [[[they]]] haven't killed her and replaced her with an anorexic crappy lookalike

Our Alison is probably buried in the desert next to Miley Cyrus.

And all because she didn't wanna shill that damn SJW crap.

>this mad tits pleb
lmao

>happy birthday my love

How can I make her my wife?
Life is unfair, why live?
All I get are new hoes who can't cook, clean or hold a conversation. fuck

Poor man's MEW

Whoa i was just about to say that. She also looks like my mom.

lucky guy

Post your mom, faget

he's most likely exaggerating a lot

haha imagine how bad they smell after a long hard day of wrestling other women hahaha

There's no such thing as a good actor, just good and bad direction.

I'll be the judge of that.

seek help

I haven't seen The Post.
How big is Alison's role?

Literally perfect

BASED

she knows

Post your moms tits

cuter without the makeup

>She's too old now.
wow are you a petafile or something

don't be a pig

She's jewish. All jewish women are big coalburners.

Could have played Anne Frank

>Annie Frank

hnng

is this fan service?

lmao
feet friends are best friends
im more of a sole guy but i just wanna suck on all of those toes

Based

time really is cruel to women, huh? even girls i went to high school with look old and busted now at only 24. the wall is not a meme

oh my god

new alien movie with brie as ripley when

what a qt
#nopedo

Hope she recreates Ripley's hairy panty scenes!

white women age like milk

i still love her.

I like smol short haired Alison

you think betty bullies her for being a smol titlet jewess

These don't look like very good feet. Too skeletal. meh/10

>Community Brie
-White
-Hot
-Healthy
-Everybody's crush
-Fun to be around
-Curvy and fit for breeding

>Post Community Brie
-Jewish
-Hold
-Drug addict
-Has to post feet on twitter to get attention
-Feminist
-Skeletal and pushing 40

I sure hope so

she could not act her way out of a imaginary paper bag
she was never in anything major
her voice acting in bojack is her reading the lines not doing any kind of special voice
look at her imdb page shows she chooses easy stuff
her looks faded with the age, when you are closer to 40 than to 30 it happens

let her die in peace

does dave know about his wife's affair with her co-star?

>her voice acting in bojack is her reading the lines not doing any kind of special voice
She also plays Vincent Adultman

Even though she's 5 years older I always thought Rose Byrne was hotter.

I was a little disappointed that she's NOT David Byrne's daughter though.


I am a big fan of the tall slender 80s throwback-fu of which Brie and Byrne both belong.

>Alison Brie
>Rose Byrne

>tall

>by working as a clown

links please, i must see this

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>Sup Forums, meme her all the way to an Oscar if you can. This woman deserves it.

Nobody here wants to shill for jewish jame's francos cock toy.

She peaked in community when she was younger, now she's in her early 30's and has hit the wall.

Any actress or singer afraid of being irrelevent always hops on the "muh feminism" bandwagon. Miley, Emma Watson after HP9, Katey Perry ect.

She only got to where she is because she was Harvey Weinstein's cum bucket.

Brie really is aging fast isn't he

>this post

>She was also very chilled out about her leaked nudes.
I saw an interview where she talks about just getting naked to surprise her roommate as a prank all the time. She seems pretty chilled out about nudity. Strange for an American.

she went to Cal Arts and back in the day her attention whore routine was that she would go to class topless.

Isn't she the one who got gangbanged so much in College that she learned how to breathe through her asshole?

based...

It's just girl/girl experimentation

> In my case, the first year there was fraught with exploration. I learned a lot about the inner workings of me. I learned how to become “a clean sheet of paper”; I learned how to breathe through my coccyx; I learned that pretty much anyone would have sex with me. This at first I thought was because I was “so talented” or “so creative.” Later, of course, I realized I was just easy. So I capitalized on it

>I learned how to breathe through my coccyx
Seriously, what did she mean by this?