Seth Rogen accused of sexual assault

>In the summer of 2006 when I was working with Seth Rogen on a film I was approached by him NUMEROUS times. At first it was innocent, him introducing himself, trying to to give me "tips" (in hindsight he was just grooming me) and was introducing me to other members of the crew (who a few also turned out to be just as big of creeps as Seth.) After 2 months on the set things started to get weird with with Rogen; I had given him my phone number a few weeks prior because I admittedly was becoming camera shy on set and not performing to my best. He offered to take me out for an early evening dinner and then help me rehearse the very few lines I had. We ate Korean barbecue, a dish I have never had previously and I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce so Seth had pressured me into trying the house sauce instead. It was way too sweet. Afterwards, we ended up at his apartment to rehearse.

>We arrived to his apartment in NYC and sat at his dining room table to rehearse my lines. Within minutes he suggested we take off our shirts, including our under garments (he had a very tight white undershirt on) and do our lines topless, because it will remove a layer of insecurity. I obliged and after just one line Seth was fondling one of my breasts and giggling and asking if I liked it. I was shocked, absolutely frozen, and responded with a non-verbal "maybe." He insisted I rub his hair and I did so while he still sucked on one of my nipples and rubbed my belly all the while laughing and moaning. Eventually, he tried to take off my pants but I couldn't do it and gave him a blowjob instead. Afterwards, I was in such shock I called a lyft and left his apartment. It was one of the worst nights of my life.

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>responded with a non-verbal "maybe."
what the fuck is that?

>A non-verbal "maybe"
Sadly the most believable line in this shitty meme.

>2006
>lyft

Underaged b&

it was real in their minds
you know, genetic trauma passed down

It means she smiled and winked and expected him to read her mind.

all these RICH CELEBRITY COMEDIANS SETTLING FOR BLOWJOBS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>all I can remember is the relentless barrage of questions from Tom asking for my consent. 'do you want to?' 'are you sure?'. And all I could do was say a quiet 'yes'. But with each yes, I died inside. At one point I managed to ask him to stop, and reluctantly he stopped. But then, a few minutes later, the questions started up again..." and he place my head near his penis, which I then proceeded to suck. He once again asked me if he could come inside my mouth and all I could whisper was "y-yes" but deep down I nonverbally meant no.

>after he came inside my mouth, as I sat there on the edge of puking with his semen slushing between my teeth, Tom grabbed me by the jaws and tilted my head back, forcing me to swallow down his vile tasting fluids. He then stared into me with the most seriousness, and whispered “earn this.”

>2006
>called a Lyft

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Hahah this is great, I like how you changed the whole unnecessary detail about the wine from aziz's story to bbq sauce for this. Women are terrible at telling stories. Patrice Oneal was right.

fucking knew it

If you don't want sex say no you dumb cunt.

>I sucked a guy off and let him fondle me because I was too afraid to upset him

It's rape because I couldn't say no because I'd rather a dick in my mouth than a few minutes of awkwardness

It's not his fault. He has a weed addiction clouding his judgement.

Cool green text with no source bro

>never said 'no', 'don't', or 'stop'
>sexual assault

Is this "story" even real?

YESSSS BRING HIM DOWN

Is this description serious?

>I had a date with a guy, went to his apartment, took my clothes off, and was surprised that he wanted to fuck me
>because I didn't want to say no and have a weird climate, I just gave him a blowjob

What a fucking backpedaling slut. I do want Seth Rogen to screw himself, but look at the level that stuff has become.

Chris Rock was right, only by completely avoiding working with women, they can be rid of that shit.

Only result in search is this thread.

OP is a lying faggot.

>earn this

Underrated post

so many newfags itt

> We ate Korean barbecue, a dish I have never had previously and I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce so Seth had pressured me into trying the house sauce instead. It was way too sweet

i love when the women add the bad dinner as further evidence of the sexual misconduct

Lmfao

No source. Fuck off and die.

And she'll never get the justice she deserves. Such a shame.

Calm down

>Seth had pressured me into trying the house sauce instead. It was way too sweet.

KILL HIM
END HIS CAREER

source?

You could both get in the mood and use 'sauce' at least.

>OP makes an obvious joke thread
>Retards get upset because the joke goes over their head
It's threads like these that really make you realize just how infested with newfags this site has become.

It's from a girl that Seth Rogan raped.

Katherine heigl Knocked up

>didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce so Seth had pressured me into trying the house sauce instead
Is this bitch for real? I'm starting to think women are actually insane.

>, and whispered “earn this.”

It's always at least 10 years ago

I'd stick my dick in a rubber chicken if it winked at me.

you people are morons

>tries to get American BBQ sauce at a Korean restaurant

This place is infested with dumb beaners and fedoras from facebook now

why is the first result on Sup Forums when i google this?

because it's not true you moron. Try reading the post again and see if you can't get the joke

Listen and believe shitbag

I felt uncomfortable and pressured into the sex scenes they made me do

youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk

Is this legitimate? Holy fuck this woman is stupid as a bag of hammers. I fucking weep for the youth that have to try dating in another decade or two.

it is the best line in the story

maybe best line of the year

>I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce
triggered

DUDE RAPE LMAO

Even though this is almost certainly fake, I'll take this opportunity to mockingly say

>having anything to do with a woman in Hollywood

Lyft was launched in the summer of 2012, but apparently she called one 6 years earlier.

Seems legit

What a filthy jew, he's GUILTY

The antisemitism power card is back to pre WWII lyrics

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>On a late Saturday evening I had ingested several glasses of wine and was watching the movie 22 Jump Street. Channing Tatum was working out at the gym on screen so I began to touch myself under the panties. That's when it happened.

>The scene cut to Jonah Hill instead. I felt violated. I felt abused. I wanted to scream or say no but no words could leave my mouth. I did not give Jonah Hill permission to do this to me, I only gave my consent to Channing, and to see Jonah take advantage of this absolutely disgusted me. I won't feel safe again until Jonah Hill is in the ground like his brother

>We ate Korean barbecue, a dish I have never had previously and I was upset that they didn't have traditional 'American' bbq sauce so Seth had pressured me into trying the house sauce instead. It was way too sweet
Fucking kike degenerate, someone cut his manhood off.

believable

Christ I hate this kike, but he did nothing wrong here. Also
>2006
>Lyft
What a dumb lying cunt.

this thread exposes newfags hard

>but I couldn't do it and gave him a blowjob instead

Virgin

Irony.

Source?

Would someone please explain to me HOW DID IS NOT CONSENTING???

>I was approached by him NUMEROUS times. At first it was innocent, him introducing himself, trying to to give me "tips"
This was the real rape.

Subtlety is dead. They're probably the kinds of people who get confused by BvS.