AMAZING
uss callister
the entire history of you
AWESOME
metalhead
crocodile
hated in the nation
men against fire
nosedive
playtest
white christmas
be right back
fifteen million merits
OK
hang the dj
san junipero
arkangel
shut up and dance (the kid is a really shit actor)
waldo moment
BAD
white bear (the actress really got on my nerves and ruined the whole thing for me)
TOTAL FUCKING TRASH
black museum
Amazing:
Entire History of You
White Christmas
Be Right Back
Good:
15 Million Merits
Nosedive
White Bear
Hang The DJ
San Junipero
Shut Up and Dance
Playtest
OK:
Pretty much everything else until
TOTAL FUCKING TRASH:
Black Museum
>TOTAL FUCKING TRASH
there you summed up the whole show
Why did they feel the need to make the kid a paedo in Shut Up and Dance? Getting caught wanking is more than enough motivation for a teenager to go through with it.
if i had to delete one show, twin peaks 3 or black mirror, i would delete twin peaks 3
Superior show coming through
Terrible ranking, jesus
why???
Non-shit rankings coming through:
Great:
White Christmas
Shut up and Dance
White Bear
Metalhead
Good:
Men Against Fire
The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
Okay:
African American Museum (ruined by stupid plot twists and politics towards the end)
Fifteen Million Merits
Nosedive -- Good, and very realistic concept, poorly executed with a very uninteresting story
Crocodile -- A fucking guinea pig
Meh:
The Waldo Moment
Bad: (overall plots were either lolsorandum and extremely unrealistic and/or terrible pacing where nothing happened for a majority of the episode)
Playtest -- Nonsense technology aside, they knew phones were a problem and didn't even take it out of the room
San Junipero -- Dude old interracial lesbians are dating for over an hour, oh wait we forgot to have a plot. I'm not going to sperg out over the muh progressiveness forced in but it was clearly Emmy bait
USS Callister -- I don't even know where to start with this one. First off we've already done the "wot if we copied the fokn personalities into AI innit" plot a thousand times, this combined with completely unrepeatable technology and a nonsense revolt just made the entire episode hard to sit through
Be Right Back -- I mean, just, what even was the point. Wasn't offensively bad but still just flat out boring.
Terrible: (not just boring or unrealistic, but almost even insulting to watch)
Arkangel -- Ran with a "dude wot if" idea without going anywhere with it for an entire episode combined with completely unlikable characters.
Hang the DJ -- UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SO LIKE THEY'RE DATING AND THEN DATING MORE AND UM I DON'T KNOW JUST MAKE A ROMANTIC COMEDY THEN SHOVE SOME TWIST AT THE END LOL
>unrepeatable
unrealistic, don't know how that happened
u guys r normies that's why u dont understand my superior rankings
>non-shit rankings
>shit ranks anyway
mine were way better, right bro?
>Jesse Plemons
>Jimmi Simpson
Never watched any Black Mirror but those two names already are starting to convince me. Is it as good as everyone says?
Good post, would read again
I dont think its enough to make you rob a bank and fight a man to the death.
this plus it wasn't even political commentary, but how badly the general public would react. Your life is pretty much ruined at the point, nobody cares about some teen fapping
>AMAZING
>uss callister-
Watch tier:
15 Million Merits
Entire History of You
White Christmas
White Bear
Nosedive
Shut Up and Dance
San Junipero
USS Callister
Hang The DJ
You're not missing much tier:
Everything else
>Hang The DJ
Metalhead would have been better as a 30 minute episode.
just trust me
No. Who says it’s good? The fuck?
Do you mean back before Netflix bought it or ?
it's like 44 mins. what needed to be cut according to you?
At all, I haven't seen any episodes. Is there a pretty big quality drop at a certain point?
>black musem
>trash
Not him but season 4 is overall pretty bad aside from Metalhead
WOT IF DNA ALSO CARRIED SOMEONES MEMORIES
HAHA
Hang the DJ was lovely
Thanks dude, I imagine the earlier seasons on Channel 4 were solid though? Just going off from what I've heard
The happy ending was nice, BM has too many edgy dystopian episodes, its good to break it up now and then.
Channel 4? The earlier seasons in general ranged between good and watchable, anyway
I could have just watched any other romcom, really
Top Tier:
Nosedive
Fantastic Tier:
Be Right Back
White Bear
Metalhead
Black Museum
San Junipero
Great Tier:
Crocodile
The National Anthem
Hang the DJ
The Waldo Moment
Shut Up and Dance
Good/Okay Tier:
Hated in the Nation
The Entire History of You
15 Million Merits
Average Tier:
USS Callister
White Christmas
Shit Tier:
Arkangel
Playtest
Men Against Fire
fite me