Alright Sup Forums

Alright Sup Forums

It's that time of the month, where I check the crimes you have done

did you do any crimes, Sup Forums

I saw a guy posting smut on Sup Forums, but it was good smut, so I didn't report him.

beating the meat

beating the meat

Not at all officer, feel free to check my person and home just don't check my hard drive

Sometimes I post cropped images from family guy

I can't believe jimmy neutron had a fucking judge dredd episode

i gave a Law enforcement officer an atomic wedgie, and kicked his robot dog with my steel toed boots

For the first time in my 24 years of existence my mother caught me masturbating. I was thinking about my 14 year old cousin. We're pretending it never happened.

You sick fuck how far removed?

I had just started and was half-hard. She didn't get to see my dick, thank god for that.

TIME TO GO TO JAIL

Yeah, I flicked your mom's bean without a license.

No no I mean first cousin? second cousin? third cousin? How far removed?

Ah. Second, I guess. Daughter of my cousin.

Eh, that's not so bad then. I mean your still fucked up, but there are many cultures who would consider a second or third cousin ideal marriage partners.

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I did all of the crimes. Don't bother arresting these losers because they didn't do any of the crimes. It was me, Barry.

>he's still samefag forcing this Jimmy Neutron shit.

I pirate media and smoke weed

and used to sell hard drugs

I illegally download shows

I ruined everything

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