What does Nefcy have in store for her?
What does Nefcy have in store for her?
>rape
marriage to a loving beaner husband
8-12 kids
occasional orgies/threesomes with her husband (marco insists the hooker have long blond hair)
mermaid shit
she will get cucked and she will be okay with it
Nothing.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for her.
star vs evil becomes pokemon levels of long and overdone and becomes a corpse of itself
marco eventually written out for new male companion to join star on her journeys and he gets to stay behind with jackie and throw up on her sweater
what if Star ate Marco
I don't think that can really happen. The show's lore is too deep for constant reboots/perpetual seasons. It's not like they're using it to sell merch or games or anything either (give me my Princess Marco doll damnit), so going on forever doesn't seem likely.
Fucking nothing, she's a plot device. The only people who still care are waifufags.
god I am sick of these Jackie threads
at this point even if she never appeared again (which of course won't happen but everyone will jerk off to that hypothetical situation anyway), I could understand because her fans are fucking annoying
>at this point even if she never appeared again (which of course won't happen but everyone will jerk off to that hypothetical situation anyway)
She'll definitely "appear" again, but her relevance is hugely diminished. Her purpose is to be a barrier between Marco and Star, and the show has already established that Marco and Jackie are happy together with the only issue being Star's feelings. Jackie has nothing left to contribute other than to prolong Star's suffering in season 3 and to make it so there's an actual reason why Star and Marco aren't fucking. Jackie will have some scenes in season 3 but she definitely won't be in season 4 or will have an even smaller role than whatever role she's getting in 3.
Either Or harem ending and becomes a Princess and eventual queen of Mewni
>Season 3 ending
>Jackie is in tears, thinks she has lost Marco to Star (she hasn't)
>Kisses both of them on the lips goodbye
>Star grabs her hand
>"Jackie... I like girls too."
Relationship drama is the only thing we can expect.
pretty sure this isn't meant to be a Jackie thread specifically.
I know it's not meant to be a Jackie thread, which is even worse
our Star Vs. for the next day or so is just going to invite more Jackie wank than usual with an OP like this because it's pretty much indistinguishable from Jackie threads. the only reason it's even recognizable as THE Star thread and not generic Jackie thread is because there are no other Star threads right now
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Can we have regular thread please?
make one with a better OP and let's see if it doesn't get deleted
have sex
I'll have sex with you
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WHERE IS MY FATTY JACKIE
making her more than just Star's friend and Marco girlfriend, and showing Jackie can sorta handle going on a magical adventure at least once.
You mean.... THIS?
In one of those threads OP explained that he created them all because he hates Jackie.
Plot twist, nefcy is the one behind all the recent Jackie hate threads
She wants us to be sick of her
Hope ya know, Nefcy and the crew said they are not gonna just drop Jackie and shes gonna appear again in S3
Does Nefcy even browse Sup Forums
this is the only version of this pairing I will ever ship
At this rate Jackie really is gonna be banned, isn't she
Also, during the same Q&A where she said she isn't a mermaid, she talked about her connection to the ocean and said something like "maybe we should explore that more" meaning Jackie will continue to appear, maybe with less appearances, but I don't even really think with diminished relevance
>her fans are annoying
All the recent threads were created to shit on her, fans just acted out in defense
She isnt worth defending
The fools come marching in.
those are also annoying, though I give Jackiefags complaining the edge because we still haven't really seen exactly what they'll do with her. at least LOL JACKIE SUX isn't meant to be taken 100% seriously, but it brings the worst type of fans complaining about the intro out
I actually think Jackie the character is fine for what she is, I kinda like her, but the Jackie Discourse here is cancer
Who cares? She's literally a plot device. Memes aside her character is being a generic Cali-girl so there's nothing to explore or do with her. She's meant to be Marco's crush and create tension between him and Star. That's it.
If Jackie was banned from Sup Forums it would be for the best. Too many autists are obsessed with her.
>tfw there is even more disdain for Jackie than before because of those shitty threads
Owner-san was involved.
But then the people who want rational discussion about her when she IS explored (because nefcy said in that q&a that she would, plus a storyboarder confirmed she'll still be around), they'll be screwed
She's a fish, not a whale.
So let me see if I have this right
>1 or 2 autistic fucks hate jackie so much that they make several threads just to bait jackiefags
>Jackiefags come, proving their point
>repeat 20 times
>Sup Forums now hates Jackie and her fans in full and some now even go as far to say she should be banned
Jeez, I thought they had it bad before
Then they can post in the Star threads. There's no fucking point in making threads about just Jackie.
>Star Vs is the best western fandom they said
Who said that? At this point it's literally Undertale tier.
There haven't been any like that recently. Again, all of the recent threads about her were created to bait Jackiefags into defending her. They were all created by 1 or 2 guys who hated jackies guts
actually I guess while I'm complaining like the bitch I am, I'll be willing to talk about Jackie when they do something with her
it's the complaints right now that are getting to me, about a season we haven't even seen. for the upcoming episodes at least, if Jackie is your #1 priority maybe it's just not the show for you
(there's a difference between hoping stuff relating to her is handled well and being somehow surprised she's not front and center now that the Mewni plot is taking priority)
not even close to undertale tier and you are deluded if you think so.
Being 'the best' doesn't mean it's good. We are the best of the best of the special kids
What if Jackie realized she was a fictional character, and her sole purpose in life was to be heartbroken for the sake of two other characters and the entertainment of the vast audience in another world?
But I don't think anyone expected it to become the Jackie Show, that'd be stupid. But it's not really stupid to predict that given her current circumstances, she could have like 1 episode where she is front and center alla Buff Frog
>Monstar
>That Sky poster
>Those dudes who just write huge greentext stories about killing Jackie all day
>Starco is cute and perfect
>Unironic Star x user posting
>"What if Star was" posting
>Drawfag responses to those posts
We're lacking in size but the people we do have are just as autistic. It seems most posts are by the same people everyday and they're all repetitive and autistic.
and that's fine, hoping she gets an episode or focus.
it's the complaints about the intro and promos that are ridiculous. look how many important characters aren't intros. look at the unimportant ones that were
>light fun during hiatus downtime
>joke posting and writefaggotry, harmless
>not everyday and literally just 1 person
>every thread on everyboard has a poster like that
>lonely boys
>one autist
>oc creation
all of which are nowhere near Undertales shitty size of garbage and autism powering. closest we got is tumblr's transmarco """"theory""" which is mostly just poop to begin with
That's not a complete list but the excuse for all those posters is "they want to have fun". That doesn't mean they're not autistic.
based Jackie working the smarks
Do people actually hate Janna?
I've been waiting for them to expand her a bit, particular her past relationship with Marco. It seems weird that they'd have Marco act like he's not only aware of Janna's possible feelings but also have him say stuff like that he wished she was dead. Don't people want to know what happened to cause Janna to obsess, or at least act obsessed, over Marco and why Marco doesn't seem to like her at all?
>Don't people want to know what happened to cause Janna to obsess, or at least act obsessed, over Marco
I am interested in this and S2 seems to go in a direction of further obsession (the unlocking the wallet thing), but it doesn't really go anywhere after that. S3 seems to imply Janna will have more of a major role, so I hope we'll see more of and about the obsession.
>why Marco doesn't seem to like her at all?
The obsession, obviously? The girl somehow had his fingerprints and computer password, that should be enough to creep even the most accepting of main characters.
I have a bit of sympathy for her at least, I think the best thing to do is dedicate an episode to her feelings for Marco and then move on after she gets over it after having a heart felt talk with him after sneaking in a kiss ofc
>The obsession, obviously?
Yeah but Janna obviously had some form of relationship with him before she started collecting all his personal information. Otherwise, why do it to Marco specifically? They must've had some kind of falling out, and the obsession was either a cause or an effect of that.
When have they ever shown the two being friends before the show tho? The only one I can think of is them sharing the same school, that doesnt mean they were friends during that time only that they knew each other
I don't mind her showing up and in fact totally expect it
the martyr complex of her fans is my real issue
Basically it, now the mere mention of Jackie will conjure up memories of these God awful threads, she is ruined forever
But you know, it's kind of expected for them to have a martyr complex when the show builds her up enough and gives her enough for some people to invest in, but she still ends up being a plot device and her fans basically feel like they made a mistake in paying her any mind
>When have they ever shown the two being friends before the show tho?
This is the earliest we've seen Janna. Seems like she, Marco, and likely everyone else at the high school have known each other all their lives.
My theory is that Janna used to be friends with Marco and did something to fuck it up. Now she's obsessed with him and desperate to be friends again and or date him all the while Marco is still upset. Maybe she started hanging out with Star more just to be closer to Marco more often?
Meant this pic
>muh 3ory
fucking stop
*My educated hypothesis
What else was I supposed to say you autist?
I want to hug smol Jackie
Would you prefer shitposting your favorite shitty AU recolor edit of Star, user?
You're supposed to lay out your theory without saying it, then at the end just add
>but that's just a theory
meme it out, you get me?
Please don't actually do this
Her having a minimal role was so transparently obvious though. Even in the second season they only used her when absolutely necessary:
Sleepover: Marco's crush revealed
Naysaya: Marco tries to make an effort to be normal around her
Bon Bon: actual date
cameos in a few episodes just to remind you she exists, while getting like 2 lines
Just Friends: has to be there for cucked Star
Starcrushed: pretty much has to be there to emphasize relationships etc. + everyone else is there
Even there I'm not sure what exactly people are latching on to so hard, what makes her really special to them. And I actually like Jackie.
It's just not the same as if Ludo or Glossaryck or something never showed up again (putting aside the fact that she obviously will show up again). Like I really can't see what's especially compelling about her besides her relationship with Marco, which they've shown to the exact bare minimum needed.
And that's not even to say she has no personality; I've been saying she has one since Season 1 when the exact same traits shown now were present then. I'm just legit unsure what people want to see from her since most complaints just boil down to JACKIE'S NOT IN INTRO SHITTY WRITING PLOT DEVICE REEEE
If she was written poorly but got the same narrative treatment I don't see how that'd be an improvement. Sometimes relationships just end, man, even if the other person's nice or doesn't deserve it or whatever
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You triggered my autism,maybe I can contribute to your headcanon,or not, how far is Janna's house from Marco?
Close enough that she doesn't seem to need a car or bike to get there. She's also apparently at the Diaz's home very often so it's very possible she's within a block or two.
And how true is this?
>Just Friends
>cucked Star
Except that didn't happen till the very end and the first three quarters of the episode was Jackie and Star hitting it off with Marco feeling left out
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Already confirmed by Nefcy herself
nice
What if Jackie was Nefcy's self-insert instead of Star like everyone assumes?
I know, I put that there for simplicity's sake.
Episode sort of shows worries about each of the three being left out, before Star realizes that she might be the third wheel.
>with Marco feeling left out
That episode was about Star feeling left out and to show Star didn't personally hate Jackie for dating Marco.
I feel like "Just Friends" is actually one of the worst episodes because the first half is just devoid almost entirely of humor of a purpose. But, rewatching it that episode has Star touching Marco a lot and putting herself between Jackie and Marco. It was kinda subtle, but I think the theme was that it's Star that feel left out with Marco being in a new relationship.
but Nefcy self insert is Starfan13
Well, if we're going solely by the girls she voices, it could also be Sabrina or Becky.
Come on, that's just ridiculous.
Where did you hide the body?
cant hide the body if it gets disintegrated
remember when we saw buff frog's ass
It'd rather think about this one
Yeah, most of Just Friends really was just a lot of nothing happening
I thought we agreed to ban this girl
Welllll maybe something about Marco being a son of Immigrants and Janna being a Immigrant tooooo?
fuck off
I doubt that's the in-universe reason
I think everyone who heavily invests in Jackie likes the cliche lovey dovey "first love" trope because they themselves never had a girlfriend
Hey thats just a theory
What kind of theory?
A poorly researched Jew theory! Thanks for watching.
Nice projection
couldnt you say the same thing about people who invest in Janna and Star? or ANy character in the show?