Why did it have to happen?

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i'm eateing belly lint

Same reason Optimus has a different form or weapons every new movie

based.

Porgs were not the problem with The Last Jedi

>i'm eateing

it's a test run in conjunction with the AI that runs Google and the serially presented anthology intelligence that now runs Disney. they wanted to see how long it took before someone made a SFM animation of someone fucking a porg. this would give them accurate data on how quickly human society is degenerating.

which gave her mercury poisoning

Disney realized there was nothing in the movie that could sell toys, so they came up with Porgs. The characters don't even have new costumes in the movie.

They were actually added because JJ Abrams killed a fuck ton of puffins while filming The Force Awakens

Well, say what you will about TIE fighters, this could use a fresher, sleek look.

But the X-wing, the armored transport and the FO star destroyer look pretty good imho.

Apparently they exist because in TFA on Luke's rock planet you can see birds flying around and instead of digitally removing them they left them. But because they were shot from afar you can't really see them that good. Flash forward to the shooting of TLJ they realized what they've done and need to create a new species hence because they have to spend a lot of time and close ups of the island hence PORG

*crack*

Porgs were great, fuck everyone.

Why can't the planet just have birds though? If it was colonized by humans they could have brought some human-familiar fauna with them.

It's an opportunity to create a totally not Ewok cutesy alien, only they thought Star Wars were so stupid and braindead they'd gobble up PORG up to the tune of billions. It's not a dud but PORG never took off like they were expecting to and I have a feeling we won't even see them in the next movie. Can Nu-Wars get any more embarrassing?

that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard

In Episode IX we find out that Chewbacca only brought the porg along as a snack.

Porgs were the only good things to come out of this movie.

something something puffins on the island

I'm not memeing. One of these people say it in this video youtube.com/watch?v=p09c0MXDxto

I'm sure of ti but if i'm wrong then you can kill me

They're not that bad desu, just kinda wasted and no character ever calls them by name in the film. The only reason anybody knows their name is the Disney marketing beast

>wasted
They're right where they need to be, providing a few chuckles without influencing the plot like the Ewoks.

They figured people hated Ewoks for being midgets and Gungas for being retarded jamaican caricatures.
The result is CG penguins with fur.

Obviously. I can forgive movies for adding comic reliefs, even if they are just there to sell toys. Ewoks are a good example of that.

because star wars, thanks mainly to fat george, has always been about shameless merchandising.
also because OP loves men

I don't even know why they were there in the first place. No one in the film, exclusively Chewy, did not like them. Is it just marketing horse shit at this point? It feels like it.

Of all the shitty things in that movie this is what you complain about

star wars has always had a shitton of comic relief (C3PO in classics)

If only she has a bigger bobs