Fuck you, this was a great movie (and i’m NOT paid by Disney)

And Jumanji was ok at best (also NOT paid by Disney).

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It was embarrassing to watch.

Check out the vaginal symbolism of the poster with lukes hooded head forming the clitoris and lots of red period blood everywhere.

Also that 'V' wing fighter

>Pseudomotion, the term referred to the seeming dramatic acceleration of a starship upon entering hyperspace. The equivalent phenomenon was observed upon re-entering realspace in the form of massive apparent deceleration. It is not understood if this is an illusion, as relativistic travel faster than the speed of light is impossible, or an effect of the dimensional transition from Hyperspace to Realspace.
Wew...Rian didn't even know the rules of the universe he was given creative control over.

>be me, Samurai of the Order of the Mouse
>slide katana out of its scabbard
>sir down cross-legged, perfectly still
>await any foolish talk about Disney so I can decapitate the offender

Pathetic.

$0.01 shekels has been deposited into your soymilk fund

> Was hired yesterday, money not yet arrived on bank account
> NOT paid by Disney

I liked the part where Laura Dern strangled the last Caucasian in the galaxy with the intestines of the last heterosexual.

So what he said was true. From a certain point of view.

Sorry, I don't speak "Cow".

5>4>6>8>7>2>3>1>R1

Its not as bad as the soyboys make it out to be. I dont understand the criticism other than the eu manchild explanation.

Agreed. (NOT paid by Disney). The best things about this movie is that how appealing it is to all races and genders, and how The Porgs are just perfect for kids of ALL AGES because of how cute they are. You guys are just being unreasonably racists and misogynistic. (NOT being paid by Disney).

The more I think about this movie the worse it becomes. I started out thinking it was a medicore sci-fi movie and a crap Star Wars movie, but it just completely crumbles under even the mildest scrutiny. It's fucking awful.

Pardon, what did you just say? I was momentarily distracted by slobbering some milk on my beard.

>leaked image of poster

I too am not paid by disney.

Fuck chinks lmao.

It's the worst one user, don't kid your self.
>Phantom Menace that low

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Some actual complaints:
>Canto Bight went on for longer than it should
>Phasma was totally pointless
>Still no Snoke backstory
>Why did Holdo tell NO ONE about her plan?
Also, 95% of the OT-connected EU content was retarded.

Jesus, that's not actually in the movie, is it?

It is. The movie is just a hamfisted and half-assed SJW propaganda.

You're liking a movie that upholds the SW tradition of starting the movie with "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" but the tone of what follows has nothing to do with being the fairy tale that this intro suggests.

>star wars made into sjw propaganda
this genuinely saddens me

I just love ironic threads

Why
Why'd they do it

I love them too, devil

star wars is one of the finest franchises of the western world, and postmodernism is predicated on destroying the western world from the ground up, so... connect the dots

Same old star wars with a different direction. Yawn. This complaint doesnt hold water. Its obvious rian johnson is more of a star wars fan than most of Sup Forums posters

>rating R1 that low
it was the best out of the 3 nu-SW movies

5 > 4 = 6 > 3 > R1 > 2 > 1 >>> 7 >>>>>>>>>> 8

Checked

Because they hate us for being born men with white skin and they want us to suffer and be destroyed.

The saddest part is that it doesn't help that SJW-transformed movies/games fail.

They will attribute the failure to everything else known to man and just kill the franchise.

>Fuck you, this was a great movie
>(and i’m NOT paid by Disney)
Even worse then

You mean the ideals of Star Wars are about hope and overcoming yourself with the help of others and had to be torn down to make way for a nihilistic view in a seemingly mechanistic world where soul doesn't need to exist?

Anyone has a screencap of post in which user tells the story of how The Last Jedi broke his mother heart?

>this genuinely saddens me

It enrages me.

But don't get mad, or sad. Get even.

How about the fact that it was written by an actual retard.

>Go to Canto Bight to find a uniquely skilled codebreaker, fail and get arrested, but it's ok there is another super skilled codebreaker right here in this jail cell.
>Take the speeders out in last stand against the first order. Apparently with no objective, didn't even fire a shot. At least it set up the uncomfortable kiss scene.
>Carrie Fischer actually dies. They make a decent death scene that could have an emotional impact, bring her back from the dead instead.

Only an idiot would think this movie was anything more than a complete failure. I don't even care about luke stuff or the hyperdrive weapon stuff.

It's heartbreaking user.
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This is unironic.
Bitch.

self-responsibility (which I assume is what you mean) is one of the key pillars of the western system of thought. the postmodernists, however, despise having any sort of individual responsibility. having also espoused marxism, the concept of the individual itself is gone. when they encounter an individual, they immediately place them in one of the (arbitrarily determined) social groups, and then attribute all of the stereotypical characteristics of said group to that individual, along with any group responsibilities. and yes, they are nihilists, and through their lens of nihilism and marxist ideas they seek to demolish the western school of thought by perverting and adultering its every aspect.

WB shills are pushing the 'TLJ is bad' meme SUPER hard in here, the only place they won't be immediately laughed out of.

t. Rian Johnson

>post modernists = marxists = the enemy

Well, we have to argue what makes Star Wars Star Wars. I'd argue that it's not R2-D2 and tie fighters and light sabers. You have to respect the tone of the original trilogy. And that tone is set by
>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
You can't make a Cinderella sequel as a psychological crime drama and you can't film Game of Thrones season 8 as a sitcom.
If you change genre but retain the brand name, the viewers will feel deceived, rightfully so.

>Its obvious rian johnson is more of a star wars fan than most of Sup Forums posters
Rian Johnson is jack shit and so are you.

Paddington 2 > Jumanji > starwars 8

But we also hate Warner movies, we just care less.

no, i didn't say or imply that postmodernists and marxists are the same thing. read my post again. every postmodernist is a marxist, but not every marxist is a postmodernist, generally speaking.

Jumanji is unironically better than TLJ

>every postmodernist is a marxist
I'm a postmodernist but no marxist

then your field of activity is art, not philosophy.

>DAT GET

postmodernists BTFO

Jumanji was shit, but that doesn’t make TLJ any better. It is also shit.

But you do have to go see it twice to really GET it.

>also NOT paid by Disney

But trying to, clearly.

This

You really wanted to be robbed of a Luke and Leia reunion just because Carrie Fisher died irl?

How did she overtake him, when he's been beelining straight at the cannon at full speed?

They are both shit. TLJ subverted every expectation from both a plot standpoint and financial standpoint and Jumanji was just generic shit filled with generic shit low hanging fruit jokes (half of Jack Black's character is just dick jokes). I do wonder though how many people here saying Jumanji is great are just saying that because it's beating TLJ. Fighting shit with shit just gets you more shit

turn off your brain my dude lmao

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>great movie
You're in the minority

>NOT paid by Disney

What reunion? Did his projection talk to her, I must have forgotten that part.

The superior chauvinist edit doesn't count. Jumanji is still the better film.

Check those digits, my boy!

But most people dislike TLJ

t. Rian

its ok to 100 iq op no one judge you

Jumanji was a turn your brains off movie. People went in expecting to turn their brains off and have fun and that is what they got. That is like buying a nice steak and actually getting a nice steak.

Meanwhile Star Wars is a fucking shit show that people went in expecting to be good or star wars like but got subverted. Hence the dislike and shit word of mouth.

Not every movie has to be fucking citizen kane. It is okay to have a movie that is fun and enjoyable for everyone.

Since when should i care about other peoples opinions of star wars. I like what i like. People gave me shit every prequel and now all the sequels. I dont give a shit if you dont like it. My opinion is all that matters.

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goddamn she's fat. Someone PLEASE photoshop some chinese take out at the end of this

It has nice visuals. But the story sucked. Also there was a lack of world building.

>critics rated AotC over TPM

what the FUCK

ok. I can understand somebody liking it. There are plenty of morons on this planet. I previously just stated a fact that you are in the minority which you are.

>Critics

the female warrior characters have big staves....

>not being a professional Disney shillineer
>being an uncovered contractor for some no name advertising company

Don't you have some reddit scripts to run? Pennies ain't gonna write themselves!

Quite the astute observation...

youre completely right and justified in your feelings but youlll find no sympathy, only the omission of intellectual credibility here and all the plebeians who havent got it yet.

if the most people in the world say the movie sucks, and most of the people on earth are 100iq brainlets...then does that mean..

That you are a brainlet for implying
"correlation=causation"
>you must be below average

when there is a common relationship between the two, sometimes there is actually. Not that i agree with

Youre a fucking retard for ignoring the scientific fact that in some cases correlation can equal to causation.

Nowhere did I say it didn't.
>Strawman

You are right. Low iq plebs are hating it because they dont get it. Tlj is for patricians. Whats funny is the same people defended the minority argument for Tfa and then turn around and use majority argument against the last jedi. Critics of the movie are complete

Complete morons

>That you are a brainlet for implying
>"correlation=causation"
..
>Nowhere did I say it didn't.

plebs >hate it
contrarians/SHIlls(if there really are any) >love it
patricians >its fine

Are you telling me correlation=causation?
t. economist and mathematician

>Is english your first langauge?

How many Mousebux?

no, im saying depending on the subjects and the relationship between the two it can indeed sometimes equate to each other. Its a common misconception that they can never equate.

I thought it was a great movie, but I'm not whiny little bitch who complains about women all the time

5>6>4>3>1>Rogue One>2>7>8

most people is only the people you know and come into contact with. and considering you're on Sup Forums right now...

You're wrong. You literally don't understand what you're saying. Correlation and causation can never be equal because it they are two different things. A piece of data can correlate and be causal but the two things mean the same thing.

You utter retard.

*do

You're absolutely right. I had to watch The Last Jedi twice to completely understand the message and fully appreciate the meaning of this valuable lesson: the past must not only die, but be replaced with a brighter future that transcends it in all its aspects. TLJ expresses that perfectly. Rey doesn't need the Jedi.

Her time with Luke was worthless, and she must rely solely on her own efforts to succeed. The Light does not favour the narrow, dogmatic view of the Jedi. The Force belongs to all, not just those born with force abilities, who will never earn truly it or will recognizes its gifts.

The traditions, culture, beliefs, and values of the old Saga are rotten to the core and need to perish with those that let them fester in the first place. Luke, Solo, and Leia: they are as guilty as the Empire, belonging to a barbaric time, full of barbaric people, and they are not exceptions.

These antiquated false idols must be eradicated, so the more qualified people of the current generation can realize its full potential without the relics of the past hindering their journey to greatness. Then the galaxy will have peace without those that endangered its prosperity.