Now that the dust settled. Who will be Rey's apprentice in Episode 9?

Now that the dust settled. Who will be Rey's apprentice in Episode 9?

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a fat black girl

If 9 jumps ahead a couple of years then starts with Rey training padawans I'm walking out of the theatre.

>Rey's apprentice
on the present destructive course we are on, it will be Fin

why do u still watch this on theatre?

Probably a bunch of those slave kids.
Like I give a fuck though, I'll be watching a pirated version and laughing about the low quality on here.

>going to watch the next SW film
what the fuck is wrong with you?

Kylo

You have to go back.

It's just a meme.I'll probably take my little bro for tradition's sake.

"Oh stable boy, mommy needs some hot cream."

The universe

...

She travels to tatoine with salt to find the child

>becomes Jedi Master at the age of 18

if that doesn't spell out mary sue i don't know what else

>"Even the Mary Sue thing is sexist, like, why's it got to be a girl's name?"

>becomes Jedi Master at the age of 18
>Defeats third most powerful Jedi alive minutes after handing a lightsaber in combat for the first time
>Never has more than a lesson with a Jedi Master
>Goes from clueless about the Force to masterful within a week
Man, these news movie are so shit on every level.

Literally the most unlikable character in modern cinema.

the tip of my dick wrapped around her anus right?

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I rewatched her fight with Kylo at the end of TFA recently and it was worse than I remembered.
>Kylo kicks her ass
>They lock lightsabers briefly
>Rey closes her eyes and thinks about the force for a bit
>Suddenly powers up for no reason and wins
It was seriously like something straight out of a bottom of the barrel shonen anime. Utter garbage.

Anyone has a screencap of post in which user tells the story of how The Last Jedi broke his mother heart?

You can almost see the articles: "A white person teaches a black person and that's problematic"

>The term is sexist
>I incorrectly assume there is a definition for male characters of the same vein
>I never understood the criticism because she was just trying to do good and never asked for these powers
What a copout. I'll punch this slag right in here enormous teeth should I ever see her

Transgender Muslim lesbian.

Even the scene where she's able to force pull the saber is shit.
It's clearly supposed to come off as a powerful and evocative moment but it just comes off as contrived.
I hate Rey so much. Such a poorly written character. Sue all the way through and it's not up for debate. Anyone that suggests otherwise doesn't understand the characteristics of the trope.

In that case she finds old black jedi master who somehow lived unknown in the far reaches of the universe. he gives her his bbc, and she lears da wey.

[spitting intensifies]

my dick

It's ridiculous. She suddenly gains superior fighting skills, speed, and the strength to outwrestle him. So far this fight is the worst out of the sequels.

I wanna fuck that rey

>Kylo: Whatcha thinkin about?
>Rey: Oh, just the force n stuff
*rapes Kylo with light saber*

I'd argue the royal guard fight in VIII is just as bad if only for the pants-on-head retarded choreography.

When I first saw it in cinemas I thought it was okay but nothing special. Then second time I saw it on here it instantly become obvious just how shit the choreography is.
There is nothing, nothing, that was done to a high quality in Last Jedi. It just fails on every single level and it's so baffling that such a big budget, high profile film can do that.

I fully agree, but I'd rate it better purely in that it doesn't fuck up the storyline to anywhere near the same degree. Of course they were going to win against the guards, it was just really poorly done.

Her nu-Jedi Academy

And her apostles

From the webms I saw posted here the whole thing seemed like a music video. The visual style of the set and the way the characters moved, it just had that quality to it.

Dont raise your little bro to have shit taste man. The little guy deserves some kino to get his imagination flowing.