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Blumaroos > Jubjubs

fucking foot fags

Best pet is right here.

A challenger approaches.

Shoyru or whatever they were called were the true patrician pets.

Draiks would have been cool but they cost a lot of money and nobody could afford that so they didn't count.

Draiks and Krawks are super cheap now, but I'm not very good at customizing them.

I still go on there sometimes to do dailies and play games. I have a Uni, Ixi, Kougra and Gelert.

>making 4 fucking pets that you have to fucking feed and customize
why

I just put them in the neolodge for 28 days. It's not that hard.

>Feeding your pets
>Not throwing them in the cockroach hotel for 28 days at 5np a day for like 150 total

Nah

Hey anons...

Altador Cup is going on

Doo do do doo do DO do Doo
Doo do do doo do dooo dooo

bori are best pet

>told myself I was going to go for All Star again this year
>missed the first week of it and never got the motivation to

I already have a bunch of trophies so I guess I'll just settle for a participation medal this year. The staff tournament still has prizes and I can't think of anything to save up for.

Not even best mutant, t b h

>He doesn't have 5 asparagus chias

It's not as special anymore now that any old jackass can pay to get a 5th neopet slot but at the time it was fucking hilarious stumbling on that user page

having bots run the altador cup is always fun

>the newbie chat will never be this active again

I-I want some porn of that

>There's a daily now that gives 100k to any chucklefuck who can click a button 25 times in a row

They don't even pretend to give a fuck about the economy anymore, do they? What does "rich" count as at this point, several billion? When I was playing as a kid being able to buy shit from the hidden tower was impressive, now I think it'd be rarer to find someone who hasn't bought shit from it.

Any new Neopets who made they debut yet?

The last one was Owl/Ewok thing, the Vandagyre right?

Top tier mutant form of the top tier pet is right here

>Tfw don't even remeber the last time I played Neopets
>Tfw don't even remember my Username or Password of my old account
>Tfw realizing that all those Neopets are probably all dead

I dont think it exists user
get your wallet out

Neopets never die user. They just sit and wait, forever. Starving, ownerless, possibly covered in diseases if you left them with one and didn't cute it before quitting. Staring enviously at all the other pets with loving, caring owners from the endless sea of forgotten, neglected, and immortal castoffs.

Dude, have you seen the Mutant Poogle, who looks like a World of Warcraft boss?

Just like in Animal Crossing

What daily? are you memeing? that cant be real

Poogles can be fucking terrifying

trudy's surprise is a slot machine that you can spin once a day and every 25 spins it give you 100k

Trudy's Surprise

It's a slot machine that gives out neopoints and NC gift boxes.

If you spin 25 days in a row you get 100k.

>slot machine
It's dressed up as a slot machine but it's really not. The prizes aren't random beyond a variation of like 1000 NP or so; the prizes are set at a fixed number of NP that goes up quickly until you're making 20k every day (give or take 1k).

So really by the end of 25 days you've really made probably half a million NP or more, not just 100k.

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All I wanted as a kid.

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The fuck is that?

A Trobble. Can't you read?

it's like twilight sparkle, yin and namah from dreamkeepers had a threesome.

Oh, okay.

Having to purchase items with real money ruined neopets for me all together.

Makes about as much sense as anything.

"items"
90% of which is dressup stuff, a lot of which is too garish to look good on anything

Wockys look like shit after the redraw. But I still want a plushie wocky.

And this thing.

8bit brush is shit in general

Yeah. I'm not expecting a new pet, but they have been teasing a new plot/war for this year so who knows.

Objectively wrong.

it's bad
island, plushie, wraith and darigan are the best brushes
not arguable

>Pixels far too small for the (lack of) complexity of the character

>they have been teasing a new plot/war

Where?

>island, plushie... are the best brushes

Sure, if you like sucking dick.

Give me a neomail bby we can swap AIM there

In the editorial, they've been dropping hints for a while now. No idea what the time line is for this though.

>there used to be a Neopets general on /vg/
>it died a year or two back
feels real bad man

Ah, I don't read the editorial. I was hoping they'd do something with the Obelisk but I guess it's just a BD daily now.

>Kass Basher
>Not Whack-a-Kass

I'm still mad about that.

>giving personal details over neomail
nice honeypot TNT

they just moved to the /trash/ which is what neopets is

If this plot happens I'll revive it. It wasn't good though, too many cheaters. I don't want to fuck my account.

Yeah, it is. It's a fun daily though. Not like the cancer that is Trudy's Lazy Neopoint Handout

yeah, sure thing guys, okay

where's the porn

CHOOSE A SIDE FAGGOTS

im not getting banned for you

It's fun but I already have all of the avatars/site themes so I haven't played it in a long time. I might train my pets more if another plot does happen.

...

Why did they never do anything with some neopets like jubjubs and yet lupes and aishas were everywhere

Thieves, the avatar boon is my favorite.
My account isn't old enough to have a lot of retired avatars.

I ride or die for mah nigga Kanrik

>That fucking Escape from meridell game

Has anyone here ever made it past the four faeries in NQII?

I tried using guides but I rage quit months ago and never finished it.

>Wanted a Draik the minute they came out when I was a kid
>Couldn't ever afford an egg or a potion
>Years later, as an adult, I finally have a Draik
>It doesn't feel as triumphant as I thought it would

Shit sucks. At least there's costumes now so my Draik can fulfill my disgusting fantasies and be an elegant reptilian lady of the night.

I spent way too fucking long on NQ 1, grinding the shit out of the barren second half of the game, just to learn the ending was basically 'Congradurations, you're winner!!'

I just couldn't take dumping another ungodly number of hours grinding for more of the same shit.

>expecting the Neopets Skeleton Crew to put out anything exciting or new in the foreseeable future
The site is dead and has been reduced to a cashgrab. The only people who even bother anymore are the 90s-00s kids who grew up with that shit and can't bring themselves to let go.
not that there's anything wrong with that

expensive draik prostitute

Ages ago, I finished NQ II. I don't remember anything about it though.

Kinda sad, huh? Dream pets aren't that hard to achieve as an adult. Just reminds me of how bad I was at this game as a teen.

Actually, I think JS is seriously about this plot thing. I mean, it might be simple and kinda shitty, but they really do seem to be trying.

I'm fine as long as the site stays up though. It's like it has a piece of my soul, I can't imagine it not being here one day. That's sad.

>tfw you accomplish all of your goals and you have nothing left to do

I can't be bothered to make characters for my pets and I already finished customizing them. I only go on there now to get more avatars and trophies.

I was bad as a teenager because I kept doing stupid things. I bought toys for my pet, bought them expensive meals, took them to kelp, gave them training, decked them out in crappy battle dome gear to fight the first few levels of enemies.

As an adult I realized the proper way to play neopets is actually to stuff your pet into the hotel for maximum value to cost ratio, then forget about him and invest every neopoint you make back into trading, the stock market and food club (using guides or other peoples bets for guaranteed profit over time, of course, no reason to actually learn it yourself or play the game without knowing the optimal solution).

Then, once you get tired of playing neopets correctly, try to find a kid that you can give your fortune to so you can make their day, only to learn that no children play neopets anymore and all the other adults are doing the exact same shit and have vast fortunes of their own.

feed your pets

Yep, she's my favorite pet and now that her outfit is complete I have no idea what to do with her.

bori user go back to your containment board

sell her

this is my containment board

Commission drawings of her scaly cloaca.

>I was bad as a teenager because I kept doing stupid things. I bought toys for my pet, bought them expensive meals, took them to kelp, gave them training, decked them out in crappy battle dome gear to fight the first few levels of enemies.

I did the same thing.

Actually, I started a new account and started doing this again. Sortof, I still play the stock market and use the Neolodge. But it makes the game a lot more fun to not use the most efficient way to play.

Acaras are cute!

Is it funny that Neopets went from a site being for young adults, to a site about for kids, back to being a site for adults kinda?

We need a big plot like in the old days to get the site kickstarting again.