Mike Tyson Mysteries

Welp, it finally happened. Pigeon warned us but we didn't listen. This is Mike fucking Tyson and he could literally murder the entire team on a whim.

I cant believe Pigeon is fucking DEAD.

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He'll be fine. This show has no continuity.

yes it does dumbass piece of shit pay attention

>That's our show, folks, Pigeon is dead.

I bet mike thinks he's an intruder and punches him

He killed them all before though

>friend

>he vomits in kind driver's car
>he pisses in kind driver's car
He deserves to die.

>poker

Poke him.

i will have myself a laugh if Marcus is telling the truth about his friend.

HOW DO GHOSTS HAVE SEX

oh he's okay

>Let me go stop kelly

>there's a "chance"

I thought that beat down was coming.
They all got resuscitated.
There's continuity sorta. I mean the Earth fucked the but they didn't make a fuss.

Large labias.

FOR YOU

>large labia lovers only

nice

>HE DIDN'T GIVE THE KIND DRIVER 5 STARS
FUCK PIGEON.

Thanks Marcus

So they're not even being subtle with Marquess's sexuality now, huh?

OH SHIT

what the fuck

Is it weird that I want stuffed pigeon despite him looking very generic?

>Pigeon fucked marquis's poker biddy

GET OUT OF THERE

Aaaaaaaand theres the dark twist.

Archer would be proud.

>Pigeon trying to warn them
>Tries to contact the police when it fails

awww he does care

Pigeon is best boy

He could be telling the truth about him just being friend.

FLY BITCH FLY

>Worse comes to worse I commit suicide
Oh no

WELP

>we'll just put him down
wew lad

fuck i didn't expect the tears and his im free comment to get to me

I can't imagine the smile on Norm's face everytime he reads his lines.


YES, MIKE END DIALOGUE.

ded

>HEY, I LOVE YOU GUYS

my heart

I always thought the gag with Marquess was that he wasn't gay. Just an old fashioned fop.

But i guess he is gay?

Being Pigeon is suffering.

Ha ha, he thought he could be happy.

Won't be making that mistake again!

>what?!

At least he's fine in the next episode. Probably won't be flying again

Big time.

The joke is that the real Marquess of Queensbury was incredibly homophobic.

>sure sounds like the end of a relationship

can't wait

He's in the preview so it's all good.

No it's that he denies being gay despite being obviously gay. They just were more blatant this episode.

Dialog seemed to suggest that Pigeon knew more about his personal life than just purely throwing gay jokes.

>fuck i didn't expect the tears
Looks like I am not the only one. It a shame they will never top this episode.

The look on pigeons face when yung was BS-ing him was great

what's the best scene in Mike Tyson Mysteries so far?

Everybody knows Marquess is gay, we've known since the first episode.

That's a shame, I liked the fop thing better.

I thought Mike humming the end credits music in the middle of an episode was pretty KINO

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I was skinny-dipping. With some of my girl friends. It was very erotic."

Yung's snark is great.

Can't pick just one.

>OGOPOGO!
>I'm a sex addict.
>the old woman melting on her birthday

it's nice when they let her have a personality

So wait, what happened. Did Pigeon actually die in an episode? Have they hit Aqua Teen levels of continuity?

No just heavily injured

Does anyone have a compilation of every Mike Tyson interview from the end of each episode? That shit is hilarious

that was great, completely unexpected and perfectly scripted.

ANCHORS AWAY

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The scene when Mike finds out he was killing astronomers

Pigeon becoming a new person and getting rekt by hawk off screen.

Step mom fantasy fucking her step son.

Yeah it's surprising how many don't get this, it's Marquesses' shtick that he's gay as a $3 bill but he never actually admits it

"Everybody says I spend money foolishly. This guy says it costs $650 bucks. It's not worth it"
I fucking love this show.

Is there a mega for the episodes of this show?

I keep wanting to watch it but get distracted.

Pigeon pulling out a gun and shooting that Vampire.

The joke is that the boxer's son was a poet who is the one the guy in the show is based on

this. every goddamn sunday, I either remember or JUST forget, just in time..
tonight it was 5 minutes into the episode before I remembered to check

I did remember to watch silicon valley at least

There's never megas in these threads but i just thought i'd check. what also sucks is this show takes forever to find its way online to the usual sites

I'm just not a fan of this show, maybe I was mislead with its premise, but I wanted to see Mike Tyson punch giant robots and whatever, instead of him basically being retarded, and I know, I get that it's making fun of Scooby Doo and whatever, but I thought this whole thing was already kind of covered with Venture Bros.

Maybe I just saw bad episodes or something, but the jokes of the show didn't really stand out to me as great, its stories weren't that interesting (and I get that they are doing a parody where they don't bother solving the mysteries) and the voice acting was pretty bad with weird timing even outside of Mike Tyson.

It's not for everyone. it's humor is far different than those of most current adult comedy cartoons, opting more for deliberate action/expressions from characters and slower than average cartoon scenes.

the last part of your last sentence doesn't really hold up though.

you want a legit action show? in 2017? where do you think the money would come from?

Wrong.
1. He was referred to by his first name once, John not Alfred who was his son who shagged Oscar Wilde.
2. Mike mentioned in the satanists episode he read the Marquees's Wikipedia page and about his feud with Wilde.

As I said, maybe it was just bad episodes, I saw the one about the old guy in the cabin who was a Nazi, the one with the penis-stealing tree in it, and the episode with the gnome trapped in the car, but they didn't have any jokes that really made me laugh out loud, but I get that's probably a personal thing, and some of the line deliveries just had slightly too long pauses between them, it felt weird to me.

The internet?

Norm and Mike are both great treasures of our world.

Dunno about best scene since there are so many good ones (probably a Norm moment though)

as for most WTF moment definitely Pecker Tree

This is the most "Early Adult Swim-esque" show on right now, that's why I love it so much.

does anyone have a mega or link yet?

It's never gonna happen.