Sup bro, alone again? Hahaha

Sup bro, alone again? Hahaha

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H-hi Chad.

What... who... where is Robert?

this cineplex looks like SHIT

>not shooping in a Chad nametag


baka

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N-no, my friends just came here before me

At least my name isn't "Cinerama," weirdo

Have we started the fire?

The popcorn rises

looks like one of the boy toys Kate Beckinsale would fuck

how I hate women who dont kiss me!

boy, do I hate those roasties now! grrrr

this is the best shilling $ can b?

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I'm glad one of us was able to settle down.

i havent laughed at a pic for a while
thanks
also nice dubs

w-where's Robert?

He finally got out of the popcorn mines..

wtf why is she black

now that is a sight that makes me happy, not a white woman near that black cock now I can rest easy at night

robert is a good man

he got a new job

Shuddap Kyle... ugh!
Anyway, large popcorn and water. And PLEASE don't spit in it this time

>Robert finished his degree after working part time at the Kinomart
>got a nice office job
>married his highschool sweetheart
>it's a boring job, but he keeps it light with office yoga

Godspeed, Robert.

I-I guess we won't be hanging out that much anymore, right?

Damn Robert got legit competition now

legends of Sup Forums

>robert knows his service must end so he breeds generations of concession stand workers for the future kinos

Based Christian family man

Why would he laugh at a customer? That's dumb.

Kek

>Heres your ticket Sir
>Hope you enjoy the show
*coughs*
>(faggot)

Chad has trust fund. He doesn't care about the job.
His dad, Chaddington Sr. insisted he get a menial job to learn the value of a dollar.
It's not working

>tv stalks random black dude from past stock photography modelling
>gets job at an insurance firm
>thousands of emails flood his inbox calling him robert
>notes appear on his car referring to him as robert
>his wife receives messages
>for Mrs. Robert

This why is there tiles on the wall. I feel like im at a swimming center.

ROBEEEEERRRRRRRRRRT!!!

At least Robert made it out of here alright ;_;

>tfw Sup Forums is the only board with actually funny memes that make me laugh

meant for

'ω'7 Godspeed, Robert. You were the best of us.

Robert please, I need you

>those monitors
clearly before the recession hit and he was forced to work at the kino-mart

CAMELOT
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>tfw had a kinoplex dream last night
I JUST TOLD THE BITCH TO CLOSE HER FUCKING LAPTOP DURING THE FILM, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE ME FIGHT THAT NIGGER IN THE DUNGEONS

I WANT ROBERT WHERE IS ROBERT BRING HIM BACK I WANT HIM NOW BRING HIM BACK BRING HIM BACK RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BASED

I thought the crate was a baby casket for a second

This is literally what my father did to me. He was a chad.

>mfw I used to be GM of a high volume Regal theatre in the early 2000’s and I would have seriously killed people for an employee of Robert’s caliber

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Nope. Brought my mom this time.

someone shop with CIA

Robert has been beefing up lately. He might be planning on making a play for kinoplex management

>Here's your ticket sir, and if you'll just let one of our mating bulls direct your female companion into the breeding pen you can enjoy your show! Thank you for doing your duty as a citizen of Cuckistan, all hail the great Emperor Obama the IV!

Based liquid television

Those prices are a damn lie.

naturally

based ree poster

I went to the cinema every week for a year once. I was alone for all of them except a few capeshit flicks my friend wanted to see. No one ever commented on it and I never felt like anyone was judging me, despite being a paranoid guy generally. I would recommend it by the way. Especially watching all the best picture nominees was fun.

>Polish movie theater
No thanks I rather go to chuck e cheese...

I will be so much happier when movie theaters are a thing of the past.

>Still Working minimum wage bro?

This is the best thing I've seen all month. This place has ruined me.

Based Robert. I always knew he wasn't a race mixer.

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literally who

good end achieved

it's robert

/ourguy/

/ournig/ so it seems, must be more of an american time Sup Forums thing, i've never seen em b4.
us superior europoors dont allow words like ourguy and black man to mingle

fuck you I'm finnish

Robert, you’re the best

terrible shilling/samefagging


we deserve a better class of shill

That wirr be 800 dorra onegaishimasu

Aww good for him

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i paid 300 last time! and robert always accepted 39.99 including tip!

black gajin is gone BAKA, eigh hunnred dorra!

can I get a california roll and a sprite?

>end of kinowars 1 has robert settling down with a family and nice civilian job
>in kinowars 2 robert discovers his family murdered and a legless-crab left in his bed
>in grief he moves away and becomes a recluse
>trailer shows user seeking out robert in his woodland shack
>a voiceover plays detailing how it's been 10 years since the first war and all was peaceful until suddenly the rival kinorama seemed to be mobilising for something
>cut to black just as user reaches the shack
>fade in on user talking to a dishevelled robert who forcefully says he can't go back
>user wanders around the room to where a nametag sits displayed on a shelf before picking it up and turning it over in his fingers
>"there's only one place you and I belong, robert: in the kinoplex"
>cut to black
>after 2 seconds of silence, the screech of a falcon plays, before the logo fades in
>kinowars 2: coming this holiday

he did it the absolute madman

That’ll be $19.99 plus tip
Thank you for shopping at the kinoplex convenience store

>hand picked corn kernels
>each popped piece buttered with a tiny brush
Worth it desu

based conservative black man

t o p k e k

Heh

Why are there no newer pictures of this place? Did it get shut down in 2009?

That's not how you retain a customer, dumbass Chad. No wonder you work in a movie theater.

how weird is it that i'm emotionally effected by this picture about an actor in a stock photo that portrays a concession worker in a fictional story written by autists?

Good for Robert.

Not really. Empty the register, then we'll get in my car. I don't want to be alone tonight.

Got a higher quality version for you.

because youre meme loving faggot like the rest of us

Damn you

he made me eat each popped kernal one at a time without any soda or water and only after he'd hand buttered them
do you have any idea how many kernels of pop corn fit in a jumbo
i missed my goddamn movie
i wanna talk to management

>H-hi Chad.
Don't be nervous.

youtube.com/watch?v=BYFjRH-vxGg

Indeed

>tfw no sweet brunette average gf

>tfw you have one, you get to college and she leaves you for a chad

Do you even try anymore, Ciara?

You guys know this is just a stock image right?

Think again