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Should I put the glasses on before or after?

explain this

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WHAT?

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By trannies, for trannies

fuck you faggot

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how do i know what steak tastes like?

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sorry, I am unable to acknowledge

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put me back you fucks, I never wanted the redpill
I'm selling you over at the first chance I get to go back

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can you just dump me instead so I get liquified

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Anyway this kind of stuff really scares me sometimes. How do we know?

>Chadpill
>Soypill

>wake up
>you're the only white guy in the group
what do you do

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Engage privilege

Why did Sup Forums in particuak became Sup Forums?

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Childhood is when you idolize simulation hypotheses.

Adulthood is when you realize that Boltzmann brains makes more sense.

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>Adulthood is when you realize that Boltzmann brains makes more sense.
A-a-user stop s-scaring me please

>Boltzmann brains
explain

That's too smart, you're one of them!

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain

>The Boltzmann brains concept is often stated as a physical paradox. It has also been called the Boltzmann babies paradox.[3] The paradox is that to contemplate the universe, intelligence is necessary; however, much of the machinery that humans use to think (complex organs, muscles, etc.) are not. All that is required is the brain. Since simple organisms ought to be easier to form than complex ones, the vast majority of intelligences in the universe ought to consist of these disembodied but self-aware "Boltzmann brains".

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It's easier according to the laws of thermodynamics for abstract blobs of brain simulator objects to appear out of nothing, tricking the sentience inside into thinking they live in a complex universe, than it is for a complex universe to appear out of nothing which eventually develops sentiences

It says that statistically, you (the reader) and quite frankly even me (the writer who is currently observing these words being typed) is more likely to actually in reality be a big blob of weird ass organic shit floating around in some abstract thing kind of like space, thinking he's living in a universe, than for all of the universe and its physical laws and such to be real

K...keep me posted.

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What am I looking at here?

I'm onto you sneaky Satan, stop trying to make me stray from the good path.

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Meh. Blob in tank 138 has always been a faggot.

And if there's something in the real universe that preys on brain blobs?

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It's saying there is no universe except you

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>to contemplate the universe, intelligence is necessary; however, much of the machinery that humans use to think (complex organs, muscles, etc.) are not. All that is required is the brain.
Is it not a reasonable enough answer to say that as far as we can tell brains with the intelligence necessary to contemplate the universe require all that other apparatus (diaphragm, windpipe etc. to breathe, lungs to process oxygen in to the blood stream, heart to pump the blood, arteries and veins to carry the pressurised blood to the brain to keep it alive, etc.)?
I'm probably misunderstanding the concept completely but it feels a little like saying all a car needs to burn fuel is a combustion engine and not doors and wheels and an exhaust, therefore it's more likely that an engine would just come into existence in the void somewhere rather than all the random processes of the universe coming together to form an intelligent brain that could come up with the concept of a combustion engine and that that brain happened to be attached to a body with the correct physical apparatus to construct said engine

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He's beginning to believe

All that exists is your qualia moment to moment. You have no proof that you are contemplating the universe, only that you have qualia telling you that you are

Stupid people contemplate the universe and arrive at stupid conclusions and feel like they're smart. This shows that epiphanies and feelings of understanding can be created despite a total and utter lack of real understanding. As such a Boltzmann Brain situation could simply be you constantly thinking "much wow", "so deep" at a bunch of bullshit and never being able to realize it's bullshit because you're limited to the skepticism qualia that the Boltzmann Brain framework provides you with

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Boltzmann Brain,
is in fact, GNU/Boltzmann Brain, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Boltzmann Brain.
Boltzmann Brain is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Boltzmann Brain", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Boltzmann Brain, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Boltzmann Brain is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Boltzmann Brain is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Boltzmann Brain added, or GNU/Boltzmann Brain. All the so-called "Boltzmann Brain"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Boltzmann Brain.

>We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose -meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
--Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7. Activity recorded M.Y. 2302.22467. (TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED)

Can the condition be changed to deceased?

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>You have no proof that you are contemplating the universe, only that you have qualia telling you that you are

Your sentence makes no sense. We have no proof the qualia truly represent really real reality, but qualia itself is the contemplation.


Truth is that Boltzmann Brain and Simulation Hypothesis end up in the same place. It doesn't matter. If it's BB, then I'm BB in a world of BB. If it's SH, then I'm SH in a world of SH. And if it's solipsism that's truly true than I'm happy enough to play on hard-mode to see how it pans out. Won't make a difference in the end.

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Implying human brains and how we think and perceive the world are any more special than plant. Chloroplasts. Just one outcome 9f evolution out of thousands

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It's special to me because I am a human.