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What's the point that you're trying to make here?

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Archie is in highschool. Shouldn't he know his name is Archie not R-chie? Need to get the correct letter on your vest Archie.

Yes I know the city/town is Riverdale

Jughead was the original MGTOW

explain

It even went into other comics.

Makes more sense than the S on Jughead's shirt. What's up with that?

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they changed his name for the dub, like how Speed Racer's shirt has a G because his Japanese name is Go

probably Sup Forumsbaiting but he did it so poorly that I'm actually not 100% sure that's the point

Valerie in the tv show Riverdale is so ugly it's distracting and immersion breaking that Archie would ever be interested in her.

>Dawson's River

who cares bro

Think about?
They did specials about Archie marrying Betty and Veronica as well.

but 'Torombolo' doesn't have any S, user

on his planet it means burgers

He's the second most important male character, coming after Archie. Therefore, he wears the S because S comes after R.

Jughead is based off one of the original writer's friends in high school. The real Jughead transferred to the writer's high school but continued wearing his old school's shirt. The S is the same thing as Archie's R.

Of course, it's since been established that Jughead grew up with Archie and outside of letter jackets teens no longer wear their school initials on their clothes but it's since become part of Jughead's character, even if it no longer makes sense.

Man, those girls are so freaking cute.

Think about how the shade of lipstick on Archie's face isn't the same as on Valerie's lips?

>if i tried to kiss you, would you yell for help

new pickup line. wish me luck, dudes.

Black girls tend to be very desperate. She'll let Archie wander as long as he comes back to her at the end of the night.

jughead could have any girl but only want hamburgers

ill have your bail money ready

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>Black girls tend to be very desperate
I don't think that's true.

mmmm burgers
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>When you learn that the setup is usually Archie already with Veronica and Betty trying to steal him

Patrician taste.

if you swap the images, you have this story

Why are girls in Archie so fucking easy?

I never got this, he's super handsome or something?I remember that he's a weirdo asexual but for some reason girls are always flirting with him.

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It would be extremely erotic.

You won this time smartass user.

All they do is go on dates and kiss. It's Archie.

For Jughead, the girls view it as a challenge. They know he's not interested in them, so they want to be the one he goes for.

You're an idiot.

girls want what they cant have

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like his hat

i thought he was gay

He's burgersexual.

I knew before I clicked and yet I clicked anyway

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> inb4 better than the actual shoq

what a deviant

Whoa

I remember that storytime too bad I can't find it

The R stands for Riverdale nigger.

kek

once again Jughead is the best character.

About what?

I mean honestly, I would pick Val over Betty & Veronica too.

Sabrina is still actual best girl though

The FUCK?!

Context please!

some kids ask Archie to be the judge in a beauty contest at the beach for charity

you don't know how it really was tho

>daughter comes in late at night clothes and hair all messed up after spending time with a boy
>doesn't even think twice about it other than "My, you look bedraggled!"
Riverdale really is a town of innocence.

>romance is dead

jughead just knows he's the best girl in the comic

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the Lodges aren't from Riverdale.
He's fully aware of the connotations hence his comment attacking his daughter's respectability.
They're too rich to actually give a fuck about petty shit like morals.

This. The only possible exception is Archie's granddaughter from the future.

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>better than the actual show

OTP?

OTP

>bring back Sabrina to guest star
>book gets cancelled instantly

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Why the Predator didn't go after Josie and the Pussycats?

Damn that chick on the right is cuteeeeeeeee

It's literally a western harem manga. Don't think about it too much.

Wouldn't that be Arby's though?

i'm new.
why is archie such a hoe?

>red hair
>freckles
You do the math

If she answers "you're a big guy", marry her.

Why is Reggie such a lame-o?

Reggie essentially exists to make Archie look good by comparison. Think about how shit Reggie has to be to make Archie look good.

Why do you americans like this Chad? His biggest troubles in life is not knowing who to fuck. I can't relate to that

Excuse me, why is that horse wearing Sunglasses? Is he a rockstar?

Riverdale Val is best girl

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A lot of the appeal of Archie is that it's set in kind of a permanent 1950s Time of Innocence that modernday Burgers now look back on as a lost Golden Age even if it never really existed.

It is tho, they are also the most obese demographic in America

Do they give hyper realistic eyes and he commits suicide?

>It's now legal to marry a black person in Archie Canon
When will they stop?

it honestly is

Based Jughead

eh, Archie always crawls back to Veronica.

They're blinders, they are there to focus the horse's eyes forward while being driven so not to be distracted

The 1950s were when teen culture was first taking off! Prior to that, you were a kid until around 13-14 when you became a man. As the American middle class appeared, people had more free time to slow down and enjoy life. This lead to the creation of a period between childhood and adulthood, a sweet spot where you could make mistakes, date girls, hangout with friends, form a band, go to school dances, get that first job, learn to drive your first junker car, and grab a burger down at the Chock'lit shop. Archie is the representation of this time in comic form.

Nothing wrong with dating black girls

i made this thread on a whim to bait, i`m surprised its still here

>tfw you're so lonely you start to stop caring about your views regarding racemixing

Sick burn, Hiram.

Kinda rapey there, Reg.

This needs to be a thing.

who in their right mind would date this ugly ginger fuckboi

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Doesn't Archie need at least one more regular girl on his dick for it to count as a harem?

It's just a love triangle otherwise

he's got Cheryl sometimes

Betty, Veronica, Valerie, Cheryl, and lots of guest stars

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