If you see a man on the street wearing a scorpion jacket, that man is your brother

If you see a man on the street wearing a scorpion jacket, that man is your brother.

I saw a guy hanging around the CD section in Walmart wearing this jacket. i thought he was a faggot.

they were good deals, alright?!

he was probably buying a Death Grips album.

Your brother is a faggot, it checks out.

I HAVE NO BROTHER

i have never seen anyone ever pull it of

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I've seen a robot baby on fire off the shoulder of orion

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