36?!?!??!

36?!?!??!

In a row?

I think his anger and disappointment is extremely relatable, as it sums up how I felt watching one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>americans dont partake in a rummple count on their birthdays
>miss the entire gag of this scene,

56%?!?!?

...

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!

Damn, beat me to it

why is zach the watson drone so bad at posting?

>Ulysses next to Kanye West

The infinite brainlet, revealed

>you wouldn't

>Let me see.. Indistinguishable villains... gloomy imagery... stretched his legs... this must be the dullest franchise

>americans dont partake in a rummple count on their birthdays
explain

not bad user, not bad at all

Quality over quantity, king can put out books like a mother fucker but most of them are shit and the rest are gems covered in shit. Yeah they're gems, but there's so much shit on em why the hell would you want to touch them?

kek

lmao

>Hypersphere
Absolutely based

Digits are the amount of presents Dudley gets next year

Better than the actual pasta

This is pasta too, newfriend. The OC supply lines grow thin.

>HAIRY POT FUCKER
>I´M YOUR STEP FATHER LU-EHH-HAIRY
>SPLITTUNG HIS SOUL INTO RIN-EHH-ITEMS
>SCAR IN FACE, GLASSES WEARING, POOR, OPRHAN COMM-EHH-CHOOSEN ONE
>HIPPIE FAGGOT LEADS THE SCHOOL

in the last Fantastic Beasts movie Newt will meet Harold Bloom as a little kid and make fun of him