What would happen if someone with phasing/intangibility powers picked up a brick and stuck it in Superman?

What would happen if someone with phasing/intangibility powers picked up a brick and stuck it in Superman?

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Superman would die of course

Superman doesn't handle molecular discomboobulation any better than you or I would

It would make him uncomfortable seeing how he can crush and cough up a xenomorph

Martian Manhunter phased Superman into a table once, he recovered.

In Marvel Universe Superman would be just another alien with weird powers so he'd die. Then again in Marvel Universe Superman certainly would be able to resurrect ownself.

>Kitty could make her uvula intangible so she can deepthroat anything

Holy fuck

Read Miracleman.

>ownself
What the fuck?

This bothered me in one Anime I watched. A girl had teleportation powers where she could teleport herself and any object she touches a limited distance, even if it would appear in another object. She was shown using window panes to cut through a buildings support beams. How is that not super OP against anyone who can't regen? Or better yet, teleport a large enough solid object to basically erase someone. It annoyed me that she did use that to just cut the arms off the big bad, or decapitate to ensure victory.

>Read Miracleman
I really to to pic that up/finish it
I read one story where him and Miricleboy are at a lavish party, Any ideas what issue that may have been?

From what Marian Manhunter did to him, he has a super seizure and will die eventually unless someone gets it out.

well often (but not always) extreme durability comes with somewhat enhanced resistance to molecular manipulation as well

so if that were the case the brick would just get disintegrated inside him by his guts which are vastly more durable, even on a molecular level, and then peed out later

...but who knows, it could also just be played as "aha, here's an weakness superman never realized he had to an unconventional power so it totally fucks him up" depending on the writer

Superman would try to heal the damage it does and stay alive but weak for awhile unassisted. I think they would have to take it out magically. Surgery might also be possible as I think he can heal whatever missing tissue would be removed with the brick. This or something like it happened in the Cir-El arc of Supermanl. With a large pipe

Shhh, back in your box Kitty

I'm sure Supes' laundry list of powers includes a fast healing ability by now.

Pic related

does she die of hunger and thirst?

What anime?

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Railgun

wait

how did she get him to stick his hand in his head while she was phasing it? was he trying to punch himself in the face or something?

That doesn't make sense. She can't phrase out his brain?

That's some edgy bullshit. In Death of Wolverine she could destroy other people by phasing without having to sacrifice limbs.

I have no idea when it comes to Superman honestly. In one comic I read he was able to survive/regenerate his body after being blown up by a nuclear(?) bomb.

disregard, I'm dumb, I see it now

user, he cut her arm off. The point is that his brain can't regenerate if there's something in there blocking in.

What did you expect from the creator of Bomb Queen?

I think the brick would be destroyed. Phase implies you are moving the brick out and back into him. Pretty sure he would just deflect it and maybe chunks of brick scatter?

Isnt Superman capable of becoming intangible by moving really fast?

Maybe Superman would be able to use his strength to destroy the brick completely with his own muscles/organs inside his body? Like, he super clenches. Also he might be able to destroy it with his heat vision or perhaps he could heat his body up sort of like how groups of bees can swarm and almost boil an enemy to death.

Can Superman's heat vision/lasers only come out of his eyes?

As of recent he can go nova, so no it's not limited to his eyes.

His heat vision is derived from his X-ray vision, so it only comes out of his eyes.

Would you even feel anything if that happens?

This.

Like the xenomorph that was inside him?

If you put a Xenomorph inside Superman would it just start growing and breaking its teeth trying to eat Superman's insides until it died crashed by its own size within Superman's body or would it absorb enough kriptonian DNA to become a super Xenomorph which would be able to hurt Superman?

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would he even feel it?

According to Superman vs. Alien, it kind of depends on whether Supes has powers at the moment or not.

Remember, she can't just phase into adamantium like that, adamantium is just too dense, or some technobabble like that.

Railgun/Index was some good shit.

Too bad that retarded studio rather spends time on moe shit rather than Accelerator turning people into blood fountains by telling all their molecules to move into random directions.

Yes.

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On the live action Superman show he vibrated himself into molecules to escape a kryptonite cell, so canonically he would be fine.

Lady Deathstrike's skeleton is also infused with Adamantium so no, that excuse doesn't work out

The best answer.

there's a porn comic with a scene similar to that. boy girls with phasing power bring a new level to blowjob and other sex acts

Womb and ovary fuck

Frost killed superman?? Sub zero gonna ground her!

Railgun revolves around cute girl characters, so how is it not "moe shit"? And it's not even the studio's call whether or not they get to work on the series.

WOAH

what it called

I don't remember

I really liked the universe and all the powers and stuff, but actually watching either series is a god damn chore. Railgun season 1 was nearly tolerable

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Damn it, I can't find a picture of Kid Miracleman getting phased.

teleportation, energy absorption and projection, telekinesis, phasing and electricity are stupidly OP powers. but its user needs to inteligent for it to bew OP and the author needs to have basic understanding of science (like Highschool level).
And that is exactly how it works on index. the stronger a esper is. the more he/she evolved her ability. understanding what you can do with a power play a huge role in the index universe. and sometime o evolved it it can be pretty painful depending on the limitations of the power. there is a girl with a nerfed teleport skill caleed Move Point. se could only teleport non organic objects. when she tried to teleport herself she felt alot of pain and and started fucking up with the reality inside the building

Probably at some point

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>(arguably) cute girl going around a city as a sort of city-wide hall monitor
>expects her to use her powers to decapitate someone
I'm not sure why you actually thought cute girls doing cute things would go around killing people

>his midget

Fucking what?

Maybe you should actually watch Railgun. It has nothing to do with the cute girls doing cute things meme.

Why is this not getting enough attention?

>muh accelerator arc
They're just covering the same story but from a different angle.

When they're not doing shit, the story goes back to cute girls doing cute things
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I didn't say anything about the Accelerator storyline. Railgun is not a cute girls doing cute things show... cute girls doing cute things shows don't even exist in the first place.

Isn't that basically exactly how they finally beat the bad guy in Irredeemable?

>cute girls doing cute things shows don't even exist in the first place.
user how can you expect anyone to have a conversation when you are this misinformed and/or dishonest?

I am not misinformed or dishonest, I am simply stating the truth. There is no such thing as cute girls doing cute things anime.

Dishonest it is then.

Stating the truth is the opposite of dishonesty. Are you for real?

Why would anyone humor you if you don't even bother making the slightest attempt to support your position with evidence?

That someone called Railgun a cute girls doing cute things show is just the latest example of how there doesn't exist any such thing. And in the case of something like K-On, it's not "cute girls doing cute things," it's a slice of life story about girls who play music in a high school music club.

>Someone was wrong
>that means it doesn't exist at all
>Also, this anime which features cute girls who spend much of their screen time doing cute things, is not a cut girls doing cute things show because I want to use a different way to describe it
I'm going to allow for a third option, now I suspect you might be a fucking retard.

People are constantly slapping the label on stuff where there's clearly a plot, action etc.

>Also, this anime which features cute girls who spend much of their screen time doing cute things, is not a cut girls doing cute things show because I want to use a different way to describe it
I just told you: they don't do "cute things."

There is no such thing as cute girls doing cute things, and you are the retard because instead of describing things accurately and as they truly are you just come up with these utterly vague memes instead.

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What adjective would you use to describe the thing the blonde girl does in this clip? Would you use the word "endearing"? or maybe "charming"? perhaps "winsome"? Personally, I would have to say the thing which she does in that clip (and in many other clips) as "cute".

Thanks.

K-On, once again, is a slice of life story about girls playing music in a high school music club. They do specific things, not "cute things," which nobody can define. That does not mean K-On has no cuteness in it. This is not fucking quantum rocket surgery.

how will Kid Miracleman get out of this situation?

Kimota.

this method of dealing with her always kinda bothered me. couldn't she theoretically just let her phased body fall down with gravity through the floor of that? even if the box is always shifting, gravity is still gravity right? she's be able to tell which way is down

the same works for down, up, left and right.
she will just get into another cube, and another and another forever.