Only 29

>only 29
>already full bear

30 is twink death so it's good to start early

>Forget it! There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!

...

>Yeehah, I'm swinging my keyblade!

Or some actual KH quote.

>tfw Richard Karn was thinner than Haley

>this is what fat fucks tell themselves

Yet he still looks like a baby with a beard

was he the GOAT shota to ever have graced the screen? not even culkin was this QT

>That chest hair too
I just can't fap to him though; I always think of him as the kid from the Sixth Sense. Feels wrong man.

How long before he does a nude scene in a comedy movie that's supposed to be "lol fat guy naked" funny to normies, but screenshots from it circulate on gay blogs endlessly for years afterwards?

Such a disappointment when Fat Jonah Hill said he was embarrassed because of a nude scene in Get Him to the Greek. I torrented the movie watched it and was disappointed when it was only his ass for a few seconds. I never hype myself up for those anymore. Well, until someone hacks into fat actors Iphone clouds.

He needs to be in a movie with John Goodman, playing a young version of Goodman's character.

he looks like the guy from home improvement

>always had crush for Haley
>but highly dislike circumcised mutilated american dicks

i dont want my fantasy to be ruined

Kingdom hearts is____________________

>Haley circumcised
Hot damn.

>be strongfat
>huge traps and delts
>decent arms
>not much of a gut, just very thicc from head to toe
>beard
>hairy chest
>decent looking
>not gay, so can't become a bear and get laid every night
Feels bad, lads.

>already 29
>still looks like an acne riddled teen

KYS Babbyface

Based Borland

This boy looks like the fat kid you see in your computer science lecture who unironically likes My Little Pony and randomly makes autistic outbursts.

This is literally the character he is most famous for.

You're going to end up marrying a woman who is 5ft in all directions, I've seen it happen before and I'm sorry

Yup, fat girls are the only ones interested in straight bears and it's because they've settled.

The responses to this thread have made it clear to me that I'd have no problem if I were gay. Why does the media keep pushing the lie that gay people have it so hard?

Why haven't you gone gay? You don't have to take it in the ass, you know. I'm sure there's someone out there that makes your dick tingle.

You'd have no problem finding people to fuck but you'd have huge problems finding people that would be in a monogamous, loving relationship with you. Fags fuck before they start dating and after the second date they are already tired of each other and moving onto the next.