What's the quickest way to determine if a movie is a complete piece of shit

What's the quickest way to determine if a movie is a complete piece of shit

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ask me

Find out if it has an after credits scene

scan through it for any sign of melons

>earshattering fartnoise

ignore what Sup Forums has to say about it. or just do the opposite.

Melon

If they have melons in it.

If a woman has a credited role

Melon

watching it

"Directed by Denis Villeneuve"

youtube.com/watch?v=jTWBgLepCKg pure kino

Check the score on Rotten Tomatoes.

if Sup Forums hates it, its a good movie

Written or directed by a woman.
Just the truth.

you check to see if john leguizamo is in it

Did Armond White think it was good?

this

If the writers or directors or anything other then 60 year old Jews, it's going to suck.

OKAY

If they mention melons, knock their lights out right then and there. You don't have time for that shit in your life, and you know it.

I think you guys should leave

epbp

I MISS STALIN DAYS

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LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR ROOMS

If Sup Forums likes it

you can normally tell by the number of white males

*dishonest