Is it kino?

Is it kino?

It's "okay" just don't expect a masterpiece

Imagine asking the devil what he offers, he shows you various drawings of Thomasin nude and mimes a blowjob. When you hesitate he whispers "Thou canst have her in the fashion of Sodom"

Would you sign?

It's possibly the best pleb filter of the last decade.

No, it was reddit and memes

this

>Putting your willy where poo has been

This but ironically

Garbage, shallow movie about nothing, tailor made for the redditor crowd who hate jumpscares for some reason. Shitty period drama marketed as horror. Started the trend of soy horror

the witch is a 8.5/10 horror kino that is very faithful to the craft of storytelling and filmmaking

ADHD americans hate this movie

>i love jumpscares!

>I NEED JUMPSCARES WITH VALLEY GIRLS IN SKIMPY WET CLOTHING FOR IT BE TO A HORROR MOVIE I CAN UNDERSTAND

literally go neck yourself you shit

>you lived long enough to see someone complain about a lack of jump scares
wew lad

Didnt say that
Didnt say that
Didnt say that


Trio of strawmen

a slow burning atmospheric horror with GOAT tier acting in some scenes

you'd probably need subtitles too

>Check me out mum, I'm so contrarian!

Wait are a pleb if you like it or if you don’t like it?

>hurr durr I'm Phillip the sheep!
>would you like to live deliciously ?

of course it is.... so deliciously

>villain is a goat
Lmao

Yes.

Foun the ADHD fuck.

If you were Caleb, would you give into your lusts when you saw that hot as fuck witch in the woods?

Cause i would

pleb detected

This. Plebs think ye olde English dialogue + no jump scares = whoa dude high art.
But theres nothing exceptional about this movie. The story is actually pretty dull

Kino. my only gripe is that it reveals too much in the first act which takes some tension out of a few subsequent scenes and makes them a bit frustrating.

Yes. Tension/Suspense/unsettledness>Jumpscares/horror.

Her ass is kino