When they keep trying to shove the two most hated characters down your throat

>When they keep trying to shove the two most hated characters down your throat

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Mike isn't in any position to care if you like his friends or not.

stop giving them clicks then. at least they were in the thumbnail this time.

>when you can smell the soy from outside the warehouse

Imagine being Mike and having to be all like "damn, AIDSMoby, you fuckin' funny, all hilarious with your bald head and horrific poo-poo pee-pee song. I would totally review films with you, both my character and the real alcoholic Nazi me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Jay's boi-pussy in the studio again. Like seriously imagine having to be Mike and not only sit across that table while Jack flaunts his flannel shirt and problem glasses in front of you, Rich's laughter barely drowning out Jack's gay lisp and reddit-tier opinions, and just sit there, Wheel after Wheel, Re-View after Re-View, while Jack told you about the latest 8-bit indie game he got for $2.99 on Steam. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous opinions on film, but his haughty attitude as Jay and Beardfat tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, AIDSMOBY REVIEWS FILMS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his pale has-been techno DJ face contort into grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Jay's waxed & bleached ass and Rich's sweaty fat rolls and later alleged holocaust victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even heard opinions this retarded before, and now you swear you can taste the PBR that's leaking out of his crusty mouth as he sucks it in and stares contemplatively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "enlightened (for that is what he calls himself)" hipster bullshit, the hipster bullshit he worked so hard for with Pixies albums and sriracha sauce in the previous months. And then Jay calls for another take, and you know you could gas every single Jew in this room before liver failure could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Mike Stoklasa. You're not going to lose your Patreon over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I heard he didn't like the nickname "AIDSMOBY." Like yeah guy don't get contact lenses and maybe hit the gym a little just complain... typical..

I had no idea RLM was more than Rich, Jay and Mike.
When I eventually checked them out these two weirdos were there. I thought I had the wrong channel

AIDS is worse than beardfat.

He got pissy about it on this stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=beCd9Aeho0Q

I never watched a single video that features anybody other than Mike/Rich/Jay

When did you realize RLM were just soyboys?

Thank you.

>finds obscure video with this
>doesn't timestamp

beardfat is whatever but fucking aidsmoby
fuck aidsmoby
he brings down the quality of every single video he's in
why do they keep him around?

I'm more bothered by the stupid exaggerated fake urgency shuffle they all do and have been doing since their earliest videos

I'm watching this now and it's so fucking unfunny. What went so horribly wrong?

>Beardfat is better than Aidsmoby
"No"
At least Aidsmoby can be entertaining when he is drunk, beardfat has only once, once, help a joke work instead of destroying it.

timestamp is in the comments.

>characters

>friends
how could anyone possibly enjoy the company of aidsmoby?

>tfw Mike lets you be in front of the camera

but its the exact opposite
at least jack has never uttered the phrase "pupper"

because they're acting for a show and probably okay irl.

??

>not liking puppers, woofers and doggos

baka

i unironically like jack because he reminds me of wojack. he's even got a similar name.

you fucking liar

no it's not you fucking retard

check them again

No it isn't.

no it's not, besides why not just state it if you know?

put me in the screencap

God he is SO cancerous youtube.com/watch?v=N_YmPkh68uY

because it's aidsmoby spamming us for clicks.

okay you fucking niggers, it happens at 3:20

youtu.be/beCd9Aeho0Q?t=199

>admits hes wrong at the end

Ummmm

>Happens at 3:20
>Links a timestamp to 5:10

Fucking idiot why do you even try.

>MAAAHHHHHDSS!

what a colossal faggot

>i get the joke
CLEARLY YOU DO NOT

he only relents when the plight of the faggot gets brought up.
the fact his first instinct to being called AIDS is to force everyone to use their real name speaks volumes about their character too.

how does anyone find friends when you get so butthurt from a dumb, harmless joke?

lmao what an AIDSbitch

*bans your path*

>argue
>hear a counter arguement
>decide that it makes more sense and change his mind

Ummmm

aids moby is an ok guy

you can see in the link it says 199 at the end of it, that means 199 seconds in the video and that's 3:19 timecode, fucking idiot

I think they are Jay's and Rich's friends, not Mike's. He obviously doesn't like neither of them much.

Unironically my favorite meme. Good work user.

Make the beard longer and the hairline worse and it'd be more accurate.

>ITT: soyboys feeling threatened by Jack's MASSIVE penis

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that's some russian dude who looks like jack, not jack himself

Why does he get so weird when rape comes up? Well beyond a reasonable response.

I loled

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Jack is fine, he's a goofy quipster. Beardfat is just loathsome, has he EVER said anything funny?

high quality

The only remotely funny thing he has done was play the guitar while Mike sung about worms.

Only by accident when he mistakingly insulted Rich by asking him whether he could get a job at a toll booth, and then he started apologizing like a little bitch afterwards like he had actually hurt his feelings.

I like Jack now. I didn't used to.

Motherfucker is guilty

>about my AIDS
Why would he refer to it as this? It makes it sound like he actually has AIDS.

Oh yeah. Made me chuckle. I guess he can live, then, but I still want his arms, legs and genitals to be sawn off and fed to him.

He has made some accurate predictions and observation, which is amusing. Tbh, the real humor in BoTW comes from the footage of the shitty movies itself.

This. Jack grows on you, but Beardfat just becomes more unbearable over time.

Very cool

>tfw almost looking like beardfat
Stop just pretending a lots of you don't have this kind of appearance

soy mouth

Excellent work

Rich is way worse than Beard and AIDS combined
>morbidly obese manchild
>always wears comic shirts, but cant answer ANY comic question Jay or Mike have
>has a video game show, but says stupid things like 3D mario games shouldn't have controllable cameras and is blatantly bad at video games in general
>thinks being a cynical, nitpicking autist is the same as intelligence
>flat out didn't understand basic character motivations for Civil War despite being a huge MCU fan
>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
>nostalgiafag who only likes shit from his youth
>has an obnoxious "I fucking love science" attitude
>can't pronounce words
>forced catchphrases
>meme laugh
>actual plebbitor
>confused by Sup Forums
>has a tranny fiance
>allows Mike to bully him on a daily basis
>doesn't oppose people being tracked by the government with chip implants
>only ever funny by accident when he fucks up and gets made fun for it, his real sense of humor is "lel so randumb XD" tier
>claps at the end of films
>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
When did you realize Rich was actually worse RLM and is the embodiment of amerifat retard?
I'm gonna go ahead and say that I personally think Rich is the worst member of the crew. Even though Beardfat takes things too seriously, he always sounds like he knows what he's talking about and he showed several times that he has technological knowledge and AIDSmoby offers insightful commentary many times. Rich manages to be both an embarassing nerd and seemingly have no real input into the movies they're talking about and is only there because he's Mike's friend. When Mike isn't around to put him down, he acts like an obnoxious prick and the only real value he offers is that he does the grunt work for them (buying merchandise for videos, building props, etc). He's basically their employee and is only in videos because Mike likes him.

Mike>Rich>Jessi>Jay=Max Landis>Beardfat>Canadians>Freddie Williams>>>>>>AIDSMoby

>starts REEEEEEing when chat constantly BTFOs him
Need some vids of that.

>mfw not a single RLM soyboy KEK has successfully refuted this "richview", especially not the last paragraph

Lmao

Stop rich is nice.

>beardfat above anyone

josh pls

everytime chat brings up Rey is a Mary Sue he starts screaming

>AIDSmoby
>insightful commentary
into the trash it goes.

>Max Landis
He's a creep and super obnoxious.
>HEY RICH TELL US ABOUT DOUBLE DOWN TELL US TELL US TELL US
I mean I love Rich's explanation of Double Down but holy shit Max is fucking aggressive about it.

Oh and the sexual assault allegations are true.

Official RLM ranking:

Pre-TFA, Plinkett review era Mike (2008-2012) > Powergap > 2013 Mike > Chad Jay > Pre-2014 Rich > Beta Jay = GMP-Era Mike > GMP-Era Rich = GMP-Era Jay >Ppowergap > Gillian > 2014-2016 Mike > Rich as a punching bag > Current Year Mike > Jim > Colin > Len (2nd appearance) = Freddie Williams (1st appearance) = Drunk AIDSMoby > Jessie > Powergap > Len (1st appearance) > Freddie Williams (2nd appearance) > Powergap > cancer > Powergap > Karen > Current Year Rich > Gilchrist > Pre Rec Rich > Sober AIDSMoby > Beardfat > Max Landis

>has never had actual fruit in his life and is convinced he'll hate it because he doesn't like sodas with fruit flavors
What's wrong with that. Me neither. I'm an average size dude, think about Kevin Smith. Fruits are the ultimate soyboy food

do you really expect me to read all that autism?

I'm genuinely curious as to which joke that was.

>HEY RICH TELL US ABOUT DOUBLE DOWN TELL US TELL US TELL US

Sounds like micro-aggressions

>fruit outranks soy as the ultimate soyboy food
what did he mean by this

The worm song that mike sung in the episode with Wormania. Beardfat got a guitar and started playing it.

They’re not shoving them down your throat though. They’re all just friends that hang out and make videos together. The fact that some of you still act so fucking butthurt and surprised when they’re in a video is retarded considering they’ve been a part of the show since the beginning.

What's wrong with Pixies albums?

Beardfat is significantly worse than Jack.
Jack just isn't that funny, but he seems like a genuine guy at least.

I remember watching on of the BotW where Jack walks up and he's shaved his beard. I can unironically see why he has a beard

This. I skip beardfat videos completely now.

I hate everything that comes out of his mouth but I will admit he seems like a fun dad and good family man.

>the "they're friends" argument
no man could possibly enjoy the company of aidsmoby. provide any evidence mike or jay have ever hung out with him outside of work.

I can taste the soy from here.

That whole sequence was hilarious.
>"He doesn't have enough eyes yet to nessatate- nessessa- ah fuck it! I'm done..."

Rich Evans is indeed defeatable

Lmao BOOTLICKER

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how tall are all the boys? Mike looks the tallest

who is that next to jay?