RECITE YOUR BASELINE!

RECITE YOUR BASELINE!

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“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita."

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BASELINE!
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>Officer C.I.A. - 4.U
>Ready? Lets begin.
>Recite your baseline.
And a plane began to spin.
A system of flight plans interlinked within flight plans interlinked within flight plans interlinked within one file at the agency.
And extremely painful against the dark a big guy with a mask played.
>Big guy.
Big guy.
>Have you ever filed a flight plan with the agency? Big guy.
Big guy.
>Do you sometimes wonder why someone whould shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Big guy.
Big guy.
>Bane.
Bane.
>Have you ever crashed a plane with no survivors? Bane.
Bane.
>Do you long to powerstance? Bane.
Bane.
>Extremely painful.
Extremely painful.
>How does it feel when you don't get to bring friends? Extremely painful.
Extremely painful.
>Have you ever pulled off that mask? Extremely painful.
4U.
>You are way off your baseline.

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Nice

AAGGHHH DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP! YOU'D ALL BE DEAD NOW IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DAVID! NONE OF YOU DID ANYTHING TO PREVENT THIS!
>There was nothing we could do we were totally unprepared...
BAAAAAHHH DON'T GIVE ME UNPREPARED! IN THE 60S YOU HAD THE SPACESHIP AND THE ALIENS AND YOU LOCKED THEM UP IN THE.. IN THE BUNKER! AREA 51 RIGHT? AREA 51! YOU KNEW THEN! AND YOU DID NOTHING...

I don't watch movies or tv, what is this referencing?

>mfw memes interlinked

UPVOTE
UP VOTE REDDIT
UPVOTE
UP VOTE REDDIT STYLE

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>in brightest day
>in blackest night
>no evil shall escape my sight
>let those who worship evil's might
>beware my power, green lanterns light

>b-but baneposting is d-dead

ah

Nice.

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I DID NOT POOPY MY PANTS

>RECITE YOUR BASELINE!
Jews.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever note coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest movie? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

underrated

within memes interlinked.

Kek

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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Planes.
>Planes.
At least you can talk. Who are you? Interlinked.
>Interlinked.
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. Planes.
>Planes.
No one cared who I was till I put on the mask. Interlinked.
>Interlinked
If I pull that mask off would you die? Planes.
>Planes
It would be extremely painful. Interlinked.
>...
>Interlinked.
For you. Planes.
>...
>....
>Planes!

You're not even CLOSE to baseline!

stop posting this shit. go back to /r/movies.

wow I did one of my own but I didn't even check to see if a better one had already Bane posted, my bad

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OI WOT IF A REPLUCUNT 'AD JUST ONE MEM'REE AN' IT WOZ DA PLAIN SEEN? MAD LADS INNIT

10/10

Holy fucking shit

Fuckin capped

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One of the messages of the movie is about the problems of thoughtless repetition of statements.

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this is reddit...this is memes...this is reddit...this is memes...

9/10 if OC. This place has ruined me.

KINO

RECITE YOUR BASELINE

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Simple but respectable.

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