>>93641153

Cena doesn't have the grit to play the personification of 90's machismo.

>Toxic Masculinity: The Movie

They should unironically give the role to Channing Tatum instead.

They should just find some badass at a local gym that has charisma. We never needed faggy "actors" to make action movie kino in the 80's, why do we need them now?

Blow it out your ass

>platinum dunes producing
blow it out your ass

I guess they could do a couch casting thing and see what turns up. The guy needs to be about 35-40 though. It's an extremely hard role to cast.

STAR MEGASTAR IS THE BEST HANDGUN EVER

>blond heterosexual male hero adapted in the era of Badunkadrumpf
RIP

would you?

80's machismo. He was a 90's parody of an 80's stereotype.

BALLS OF STEEL

Only funny part of that movie.

exactly. can't wait to see the sjw's have their hayday with this shit.

the movie's most likely going to suck but it'd be funny to see this smug meme on the big screen even after i thought everyone had totally forgot about it.

DUKE NUKEM MUST DIE

your face, your ass, whats the difference

3 and a half hours of duke killing space aliens and banging strippers would actually get me to buy a movie ticket

Why can't there be a film full of so called 'toxic masculinity'? Let's have films for everyone. Fuck Hollywood.

This.

It has to be R rated. Anything else is just soy boy faggyness. Don't fuck it up BAY DON'T FUCK IT UP.

There is a market demand for high-testosterone action films. Once the studios realise that the $$$ is there to be made then we might get a fad of films about megachads blowing shit up surrounded by big titted babes

I've got balls of steel

There always is. Is just the soy goys and rancid feminazis are having a temporary temper tantrum. After that the males need a boost in test to get back in control from the twats.

Dick kickem?

>Its time to chew ass

>Is just the soy goys and rancid feminazis are having a temporary temper tantrum

The wierd thing is that they are the minority of the audience yet command the biggest critical attention. Probably because they spend nearly all their time online whereas other people spread news of good movies by word of mouth. Just a theory

You are not wrong, but the loudest are usually the ones that are most noticeable. I think if done correctly Dukey nukey in the pookie will make a shitton of money.

2019 Might be the year of the high test movies.

Duke Nukem.
Maybe Invincible.
What else.

If you have a vagina your opinion is invalid.

Shouldve had Howie Long or Brian Bosworth do it

fuck of /spee/