Form your own suicide squad using real life criminals

Form your own suicide squad using real life criminals

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He killed 12 capeshitter

To save hundreds of kinographers.

Mexico already did this.

The purpose of the suicide squad is to be killed right?
If so, Drumpy.

depend do the criminals have to be alive now or could they have been criminals but theyre dead now

Anders Breivik, James Holmes, and me

Here's your Joker

Needs Timothy Mcveigh as a demolition expert.

Marvin Heemeyer providing transport

no he's to predictable plus he'll only touch kids

reported to fbi

Which of the DC snipers would you pick?

The Aryan Guy
The Black Guy
The Latino Guy
A Hot Chick
Ted Kaczynski

Why does America not do this. Get a bunch of prisoners who are killers/rapists in jail and make them fight aboard. Let's sent them to Mexico and have them kill the Cartels or strap bombs to them and send them to the middle east to kill sand niggers.

because they will just join the cartels or form their own

Ted Bundy as crowd control.
Uncle Teddy as my wild card.
The car from knight rider as my wheel man

older one called the shots so probably him if you need some tactical advice and moral debuff/buffs

the older one planned everything and the kid was just his fuckboi

still think they had the best plan for inciting a genuine meltdown in the USA, people were shitting themselves during those weeks

Not if we strap bombs to them.

that'd be illegal

not to mention bombing a sovereign nation's citizens, no matter how scummy they may be, would be considered an act of war.

the GOATs

send bob and vegana

Elliot Rodgers is my Deadshot

Can't dodge the rodge baby

The Dallas Sniper was able to terrorize an entire city by himself and pulled off some crazy tactical maneuvers before getting btfo by Wall-E. He'd be my Deadshot.

I don't know any arsonists so I'm going to go with Tim Mcveigh as my El Diablo and demolitions expert.

Charles Bronson would be my Captain Boomerang.

Ed Kemper would be Killer Croc

Throw in Elliot Rodgers for the diversity/Katana

Now I would just need two roasties, I'd probably go with Caylee Anthony and Amanda Knox.

>implying Amanda Knox killed anyone

My very own gang of 24.

The older guy was the Mastermind

Stephen Paddock is Deadshot

Here's the guy who provides transport.

Hamza ate all the food

Nah, those guys had the cia to help. I want real talent on my team.

>Caylee Anthony

you want a dead 2 year old on your team?

Dorner would be in it

This based motherfucker.

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This is KATANA

John Allen Mohammed, the DC sniper

Ted Kazynski, the unibomber

Larry Phillips, Jr. and Emil Mătăsăreanu, the North Hollywood shooters

Dexter

>Can't dodge the rodge baby
Unless you're a locked door perhaps?

Randy Stair
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Bundy - The Brains
Kemper - The Muscle
Elliott Rodgers - The Rookie
Dahmer - The Wildcard

We keep Albert Fish locked up in the basement and we throw you down there as an ultimate punishment.

>Dorner
He said criminals m8

I can't think of any good jokes, what would Adam Lanza be?

the GOAT

We don't need mass murderers, we need mass brand recognition.

Jarrah looks like a camel fuckin' Ed Helms.

That’s not the point of the Suicide Squad at all though.

KILLDOZER! Fun fact, you can still see the tread marks in the cement on the sidewalks throughout town.

The real GOAT

one of the few things i was on Sup Forums (was it /new/ at the time?) for

CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER

Who this?

kek, I think I was on Sup Forums when it was going on

no squad needed, he's a one man army

He'd be on the Avengers.

Reminder Dorner escaped the fire and became UFC LHW champ.

Who'd be Waller?

Underrated

>shooting unarmed hippy teenagers stranded on an island in a pussified country

that flat track bully can't handle the big leagues

Trump
Nixon
Hillary
Kevin Spacey
Mark Wahlberg

grimes how out of the loop are u

Got our hot crazy chick

I remember it being all over Sup Forums

This is a good idea, put bombs n their head for insurance if they try to disobey or go rogue.

>those soyboys on flight 93
No wonder they failed

>Anders Brevik - Rick flag.

>Charles Whitman - Deadshot.

>Ed Kemper - Killer Croc.

>Chopper Read - Captain Boomerang.

> Noodles McVeigh - El Diablo.

> Squeaky Fraum - Harley.

> Seung Hui-cho - Katana

> Elliot Rodger - Slipknot.


(This is assuming all of the team members would be in their prime via time travel, Manson would fill the role the joker did in Suicide Squad, just being a living meme, yucking it up.)

This is objectively the best list.

Is this a Jojo reference?

Because you'll get much better and more reliable results out of sending some of your numerous willing volunteers?

>implying she didn't

>The "social engineer"
>Talks guards into killing themselves and others

Abu Omar al-Shishani - Leader
Christopher Dorner - Gunman
Anders Breivik - Faceman
Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel - Wheelman

>user assembles a team
>"but who would be waller?"

yeah I'm sure the rich white girl was killed by the other rich white girl and not the African career criminal

Living or dead

>implying the african they arrested had any prior convictions
>implying you believe a woman

The 8th Amendment
plus this

always respected Mohammed Atta, that's one cold calculated motherfucker you don't want to cross

I still wonder what the fuck was going on in that sick bitch's head.

Hamza is big

>Breivik
>paddock
>roof
>lanza

That Atta mugshot never fails to creep me the shit out

>only 4 on #93
Who was the fifth man?

The masketta man.

All of their names sound like Star Wars characters.

Manson, the commander
Brevik, the footsoldier
Mcveigh, the demoman
HH Holmes, the rogue
Dorner, the sharpshooter
Cho Seng-Hui, the berzerker
Varg, the pyromancer
Killdozer guy, the wheels

tfw forgot about this meme

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>criminals

Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.

but user, i dont know if theres any mission that is worth enough to get hillary from her inevitable stay in prison

kek

she can mow my lawn, desu

>Who'd be Waller?

>Got our hot crazy chick

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

She’s our Telepath

What is a Chad like Almihdhar doing in the middle of all this?

This is XACTO

kek

this

Underrated.