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Is he soliciting a prostitute?

pretty much, intellectually

WOW! SEE HOW LIBERAL THEY ATR WITH THEIR SEXUAL FREEDOM?DRUMPF BTFO!! HAITI NOT A SHITHOLE!

Didn't he go to a resort? But soyboys will accept it as journalistic proof.

Will the Haiti trip usher in a new age of Conanposting?

post em

A new low for Conan honestly.

Haiti is a shithole by every definition. Show the pic of him and the crew smiling at the 5-star resort with like 4 police officers protecting them.

>Woaah the real Haiti... so nice

I can fucking guarantee you that the police scared off like 60 people who would otherwise rob them without hesitation.

Weren't 30-some child sex slaves rescued from a place near where Conan was staying in Haiti?

Why you gotta be a haiter

pocketed knives walking past him every minute

it's not like the U.S is any different. Plenty of nice places and a LOT of shitty ones.

I feel like liberal propaganda becomes more and more confusing each day.
so they are now saying that shitty countries aren´t shitty. isn´t that just a good argument for people why they should stop wasting their tax money to build up 3rd world countries
like "hey conan proved that Haiti is so much better then the USA. So why do we still give them money. In fact we should use this money to make the USA as great as Haiti"

also are american normies really that stupid and believe that Haiti isn´t a shit hole?

Well, that's very different from Haiti then, which is LOTS of shitty places with a handful of protected tourist resorts.

I don't get how tourist resorts can even survive in a place like Haiti. You'd think the country's name itself would turn anyone looking for a nice quiet tropical holiday away instantly. Do they have low prices?

I'll hold judgment until I watch it, but I assume it will be painful to watch. Conan is really funny and I've been a fan for many years, too bad he and his staff felt the need to make some PC bullshit piece.

Did Conan not plug any humanitarian causes at the end of his remote to get his audience to donate some money to charity etc? If not, that would be pretty messed up to on purpose decide to NOT help the people of a 3rd world country just because you want to prove a point.

why would a non shit hole country need charity?
western countries don´t get charity

I don't think there's any places in the US where people make food out of mud

Yesterday he had a teaser up on youtube where he basically had a bunch of the most presentable, english speaking haitians "roast" Trump.

Imagine being a dirt poor haitian, your children live off of mud cakes and dirt cookies and a filthy rich American talk show host comes to your third world country and pays you a few bucks and gives you a hat so you can talk shit about a person who is completely unrelated to your situation, who ran against the candidate who fucked your country over after it was ravaged by earthquakes.

really? plenty of places in the U.S receive charity donations to help out U.S citizens.

yeah people who donate are other Americans.
I was talking about other nations donating to western countries to help rebuild the infrastructure.
funny it always seem to be western countries that pay non western countries

That's what I'm wondering about. How did he handle this dilemma? Out of basic human decency it is usually expected of you to plug some charity when you do a remote about a poor country that is in need of help. Yet Conan's whole goal for this was to show that said poor country is doing great and Trump is an idiot for implying the opposite. Did his political grandstanding take priority over his humanitarian virtue signaling? This is like a celebrity going to Africa to show how many schools and water wells there already are and how they don't need any more. It's fucking bizarre.

I mean Canada and Mexico have definitely sent aid to U.S cities devastated by natural disasters to help rebuild infrastructure.

You're dead fucking wrong

Even places like Detroit, Baltimore and Atlanta don't compare to Haiti.

Chicago though...

I love how you believe yourself to be this man's intellectual equal. Conan is smarter than anyone who visits this shithole of a board.

I'm sure you'd have a lot to talk about with S. Scott Berg.
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I can't believe they are trying to convince people that Hati isn't a shit hole.

Places like L.A have literal shanty towns that citizens have to actively avoid because homelessness is such a huge issue in the U.S

yeah
those american places have semi modern infrastructure and completely modern niggers
they are much much worse that mud hut niggers
mud hut niggers may rape and kill you and a few others
ameriniggers will rape and kill your whole society and culture

People ACTUALLY think this.

First step towards fixing that is killing PC culture so you can actually talk honestly and openly about the problem.

Wow he is sweating hard.

Holy shit FUCKING THIS. I was smart enough to make my superiors fall for the computer kid meme, and was able to land an IT job in LA;which just so happened to have a commute that involved me going through Skid Row. Entire time I was in the car I thought I was going to get poo flung at my car..

What pisses me off the most are those dumb hats. Conan obviously had those made before he left the States. He left fully intending to confirm his biases. Absolutely no doubt in his mind that Haiti would be “great.”

New Orleans too, it's my hometown and I'll never leave but it's a shithole for the most part.

>smart
>says Haiti is not a shithole
demonstratably a retard

>Go to Cancun
>Wow Mexico is great

And that's how gullible liberals are

this whole thing is just bizarre and probably wont age very well. its already kind of old news. must have got a very nice paycheck for agreeing to it.

>go to cancun
>get shot

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People in fucking Haiti regularly eat cookies made of mud because they have no food. Comparing that to even the poorest places in the US is insane.

this shit is a fucking scared little white nerd meme

just dont be a weak skinny bitch acting panicky and youll never be robbed

they peel monkey faces off and wear them

kek, yeah, just keep your chin up, chest out and act confident and the 6 gangbangers coming down the street won't dare to fuck with you! Also if they see you've hit the gym, they'll be really afraid of you because they think your muscles can deflect bullets.

A quick guide to tell if Country A is a shithole compared to Country B:

Attempted emigration per capita to Country B >> attempted immigration per capita from Country B

You can be as politically correct as you like, but you cannot deny the cold hard facts that no one from the US wants to permanently move to Haiti. People from Haiti, however, constantly want to move to USA.

I love that you guys really think being this terrified of niggers makes you smart or something. For real, you know what the odds are of being white and being killed by a black person you don't know if you aren't engaged in the drug trade and aren't staying at a bar after close? Ten or so times the odds of being killed by a white person in the same situation, which is higher but still basically fucking zero. We're legit talking about neighborhood of one in a million here.

What happened to you Conan?... you used to be cool

And those places, what race are the people who live there?

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oof you really set off the 56% with this one

>everyone here is as dumb as me

Does he mention anything about how the Clinton foundation stole millions of dollars worth of aid money after earthquakes ravaged the country?

No one was talking about being killed here you dimwit. Muggings and just regular assault happen all the fucking time in any big city. Not just in America, not just in black neighborhoods. Not sure what you are trying to imply here, that literally all crime statistics are fabricated lies?

stats say they rob and kill each other

That's cause whites dont go in those areas

no, it's cause they know police don't hunt them down for killing "sum nigga"

Atlanta has been doing a lot of construction to remodel abandoned buildings and houses which is driving out a lot of the riff raff. All memes aside Atlanta is nice if you go during the day

GUYS You're both right