Why didn’t they just throw baking soda on it?

Why didn’t they just throw baking soda on it?

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Because there is no baking soda in space.

Why didn't they just tickle it?

Why didn't they just duct tape him to the roof, put a bin under his face, get 2 people to hold it's legs and the android to cut its tail off with one of their butterknife lightsabers?

these niggas afraid of a little space bug like wtf.

I always thought this stuff is sexual AND disgusting. These production teams are on to some deviant sexual stuff.

Why not have the nigger eat it? Get him some tabasco.

why didnt they just cut it with a knife?

>tums shill
it already implanted the ayy lmao in his chest

>ayy lmao
you mean the robot created by Fassbender?

There's nothing sexual about this. The problem is with you.

didn't you watch the movie?

They were busy talking about the bonus situation

Why didn't they shoot him into the nearest star?

yes, fassbender is a stable genius and controlled the
franchise at 2 years old

don't bother with serious responses, the thread is full of shitposters

>When you've never seen the drawings of the designer of the aliens.

>alien reproducing
>nothing sexual about this

>yes, fassbender is a stable genius and controlled the franchise at 2 years old
and in english?

>sexual AND disgusting

look up geiger's art, hes the original concept artist

it IS meant to be sexual. Its a alien vagina monster that mouth rapes you and dumps its bukkake load inside and then you get "pregnant"

>bls gib srs respons to muh shitpsots

Are you capable of communicating in a human language?

in space nobody can hear you bake

>Be exploring alien ruin
>Decide to jack off when the team isn't looking.
>Lean against an egg. It opens, and a facehugger slithers out.
>The heat from your throbbing dick throw off its targeting.
>It ensnares your cock with its pussy-mouth, desperately attempting to slide an egg down your urethra but instead giving you the best head of your life.
>You can't get it off and its constant ministrations keep you perpetually hard.

/tg/ please leave

>The facehugger ignores the nigger because it knows he'll disappear just before the egg hatches.
Why are aliens so fucking racist, bros?

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Why didn't they just freeze him?

Why didnt they just get a girl with a gigantic cellulite ass to sit on it and BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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WIDDUH COCO

>I always thought this stuff is sexual AND disgusting. These production teams are on to some deviant sexual stuff.

That was the entire point of the film. The whole species is based on sexual violence. The xenomorphs were made to basically be space rapists. It's literally designed with a dick as a head. The facehugger is a walk ingcock and balls and vagina.

Why didn't they use Mortein?

>sexual AND disgusting
Death and nature is both of those though.
You just pretend it isn't.

When you realize the facehugger slides its girthy cock down your throat slowly to lay eggs in your belly.

Back to the old freezerinos.

>axes
>but no baking soda
they really need to work on their priorities

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I think we ought to discuss the bonus situation

>being this clueless
Just another day on Sup Forums.

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BLACKED

Why didn't the eagles just fly it to Mordor?

He must be Jewish.

gieger was so fucked up in the head no wonder he offed himself

>50 replies and nobody mentions what movie is this
How am I supposed to know what this is

the movies title is "Alien", starring Sigourney Wiever and some other chaps, like Ian Holmes. Ridley directs. look it up

It's Boku no Pico, sorry about that user. Really careless of us.

Dude, it wasn't just regular acid; it was *molecular* acid.

How come they don't just freeze him?

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fuck ridley scott for making alien films be about some biblical creation myth horseshit instead of aliens eating people

fuck you ridley. no one wants your retarded boomer themes, your teenager level philosophy, or your paper thin "muh big ideas" you fag

>implying they wouldn't have molecular baking soda in the future

Thank you

He's Hollywood's most successful hack

Why did I snicker at this?

THERE'S JUST NO WINNING

>hurrr ancient aliens are mad because you killed jesus
fuck him
fuck him right in the ear

looks like one of those smart wojak edits

Could a talented user recreate this as such?

How come they don't freeze him?

I was humming Uncle Fucker to myself when I read this, and was almost surprised by the coincidence. Then I remembered South Park songs are on repeat in my head for about 80% of my waking hours.

Why didn't they just Hyperspace ram his face?

Yes,yes you are you absolute fucking disgrace of a human being. This is an 18+ website go away you have class soon. now I have bitten your obvious bate it's alien don't post again till you have watched it ok

What about the bonus situation ?

But the daisy Ridley wouldn't have been born and star wars would have been made.

Based brap postie

I went to Sup Forums the other day. Kids who had a PS3 as their first console are allowed to post now.

Wow I'm getting really old these kids would never have played in an arcade my first computer was an spectrum rubber key with froggor on type

HOW CAN WHITE BOIS COMPETE

Came to this thread looking for that joke, user did not disappoint

You are now aware that in a couple of years people born after Sept 11 2001 will be legally considered adults.

I'm literally shivering.

Why didn't they just fucking freeze him?

What if Kane had a baby and named it Bane?

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What if the alien crabwalked towards you with it's tail pointed like an erect dick between it's legs ?

Then I would have to unsheathe my katana.

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