James Bond is now a gay guy. How do you feel Sup Forums?

James Bond is now a gay guy. How do you feel Sup Forums?

>Last night I Bond burgered your brother
I still don't get it.

Shaken, not stirred.

honestly if it would be done like this i can see it working

Would he be a power bottom?

Isnt Daniel Craig bi?

If he still uses and dumps women (without fucking them this time) for his espionage stuff it's all good. Even better if they see him banging a twink or something later.

YES!

You mean hes been straight for the last 20 years?

The real question: what will be the love interest's sexy name? What's the male equivalent of Honey Ryder and Pussy Galore? Discuss.

That would be great. Especially if some sexy lady things she has him wrapped around her finger, and he turns around like "ha bitch, so you thought"

Penis Suckalotkovitz

that's not bond then
the character is well established

so was the Ghostbusters
so was Thor
it has never stopped feminists

there was no bond after brosnan. just an american hitman.
nothing would change.

*x-files music plays in the background*
oh no... not the feminists

Well, a real superspy would be willing to play both teams if it was necessary to get close to a target or convince an asset to help or something.

>we need this russian to help us into the place
>oops its not a woman its a guy
>and he's a top
The things he does for England, as he says.

>After battling with the likes of Spectre and other secret organizations, James Bond now contemplates his life as HIV positive
Damn, they really went there.

Long John Silver

This.

Would YOU user take it up the bum for your country?

He broke away from the vaginal jew. Good for him.

Remember, if you say 'no' you're letting the terrorists win

he's always been gay. did you miss that scene from skyfall?

Criminally underrated

Brownfinger

At least it would be something different
I'd still fucking hate regurgitated Bond shit either way

would completely ruin everything. all he does is get drunk, fuck sloots and kill terrorists. basically what most straight men without low test wish they could do. getting fucked in the ass sounds about as fitting as drinking soy latte instead of vodka martini.

boipussy > fishlips

it would be the superior choice for a man of taste

>How do you feel Sup Forums?
Sup Forums will probably feel good because they won't be mad black bond fucks thousands of white women lmao

the opening will now be james bond in a closing sphincter.

>Uncut, not circumcised.