Assemble your team to go into space and blow up an asteroid. Limit of 7 people. Real/roles/dead/alive

Assemble your team to go into space and blow up an asteroid. Limit of 7 people. Real/roles/dead/alive.

Jesus, Buddha, Joan of Arc, George Washington, JFK, Adolf Hitler, Sappho

Something will certainly happen.

The four guys from Space Cowboys
Chuck Norris
Iain Glen
Barry Goldwater

Not sure if Buddha counts, and I had to google Sappho but I feel like Hitler could just use his rocket programs.

Kirk
Spock
Data
and then 6 space babes

How does Buddha not count if Jesus does?
>had to google Sappho
pleb

Basically, hopefully Jesus smites it, if not, we have Washington, JFK, and Hitler to get things done. Buddha is just gonna meditate the whole time, and Joan and Sappho are eye candy.
This is a flawless plan.

What's Iain gonna do? Be friendzoned by the asteroid?
Data is a sure win, probably just saved humanity my man.

I thought they could prove Jesus was real, just not whether he was Superman or not?

Same shit with Buddha.

me
buzz aldrin
superman
august ames
lana rhoades
norm macdonald
frank drebin

Trump
Milo
Sargon
Jordan Peterson
PJW
Lauren Southern
Malik Obama

They must make an animated movie about this

Ajax, Hercules, Achilles, Theseus, Odysseus, Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan

alt-lighter assembles favourite infowars shills, throws god emperor, sargon of mossad and black meme man into mix

God
me
Natalie Portman

no need for rest

Frank Drebin fakes all his orgasms.

All gay


This guy gets it

I'd take Superman to take care of the asteroid and:

Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Ana De Armas
Bryce Dallas Howard
Amy Adams
Eva Lovia
Riley Reid

>Green Lantern
>the Iron Giant
>Jack Burton
>Baron Munchausen and crew

Gayest post in the thread

Iron Giant dies though?

No actually it's the best.

>What's Iain gonna do? Be friendzoned by the asteroid?


kek

Yeah, heroic sacrifice at the climax, pathos m8; well classic.

Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf
Neo
Doc Brown
Superman
Professor X
Arnie

But he didn't die and was actively putting himself back together?

classic after credits scene to set up the sequel m8.

Zack Snyder's Justice League plus Zack.

>Current crew on the International Space Station:
Joe Acaba
Mark Vande Hei
Commander Alexander Misurkin
Anton Shkaplerov
Scott Tingle
Norishige Kanai

+ Donald J. Trump.

Trump is strapped to the rocket before we start, so he'll suffocate and burn in the atmosphere during takeoff.

Jessica Chastain
Bryce Dallas Howard
Christina Hendrix
Amy Adams
Penny Pax
Karen Gillan
Oscar Isaac

love pax