OI MATE WUT IF A CELLPHONE SHAGGED YER NAN? PROPA MENTAL INNIT

OI MATE WUT IF A CELLPHONE SHAGGED YER NAN? PROPA MENTAL INNIT

WOT IF DE TV LICENCE WOZ ACTUALLY ENFORCED

WOT IF UR BED HAD A VAGINA

What if people stopped making these threads? I use the term "people" loosely, it's probably one dude.

ANG ON NOW M8 WHAT IF YA GOT ALL PISSY OVER SUM WANKERS POSTING ON AN CHINKY CARTOON SITE, PROPER MENTAL ROIGHT

WOT IF YA MUM WAS A SPOILER AND SHE DIES IN HER SLEEP IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST

WOT IF U GOT UR TAMAGOTCHI PREGGERS AND UR MUM FOUND OUT? FOKIN MENTAL BLUD

fuck you

WOT IF NETFLIX WAS BRAINWASHING PEOPLE TO RACEMIX SO THERE WAS NO RACE IDENTITY LEFT AND EVERYONE WAS EASIER TO CONTROL

Wot if someone actually posted where this meme originated from?

Fuck you it's her birthday

Hey it's my moms birthday too

Fuck off.

No u

I pray she dies peacefully in her sleep. {spoiler]Just not for many more years.[/spoiler]

Arkangel wasnt that bad

fuck off

Can anyone give a dumb burger the scoop on this guy?

I don't understand the meme, and I won't respond to it.

WOT IF U WER user WHO DIDN'T KNOW THE LATEST MEME AND YOU JUST WENT RIGHT ALONG AND BOTHERED PEOPLE ABOUT IT

can somebody explain this meme to me? who is this guy?

Charlie Brooker is an opinion piece Collumnist with a Lefty Newspaper in the UK called The Guardian. He became famous for his genuinely funny cynical defeatist humour and got a few TV shows that were fucking fantastic like TV Wipe, NewsWipe and How TV Ruined Your Life.

Sadly he got married doubled down on the politics in later series of his Wipe shows and his comedy work went to shit but he made Black Mirror and that was pretty good.

Charlie Brooker, he's the guy that writes Black Mirror

Thanks user. Yeah just saw some kind of segment he did posted on youtube...it was about how Americans are obsessed with guns, and tho i disagree, I did find it pretty funny

Brits don't say "cellphone" you fatburger.

race was invented to control people YOU STUPID SHEEP FUCK

>race was invented

W-what is a vagina?

No.

kys

it was you fucking retard. "race" gives no useful information to anyone except a roundabout guess on a person's skin color.

>it's an americans can't even do a good phonetic british accent episode

OY BRUV WOT IF YOU WERE A FAGGIT WHO EXPLOITED PEOPLE'S SUPERSTITIONS

don't read this post user

It's 6:30 a.m. there's no Americans here, these are European hours dumbass

Ooga booga wot if child grew up never use flint axe 'cuz meal blades so common? Child say 'wot is flint'?

It was. Race and ethnicity are different things, when people say race they say things like "black" and "white" or "asian" which are utterly useless blanket terms that cover thousands of different ethnicities, lumping everyone with a sort of similar skin tone together.

WOT IF THERE WAS A RATING SYSTEM FOR DATING JUST LIKE UBER, AND YA HAD TO SATISFY EVERY DUM FAT BITCH YOU EVER TOOK TO DINNAH

...

>cellphone

WOT IF MOBILE PHONES COULD GIVE YOU BRAIN CANCER, BUT ACTUALLY DEY DO AND THE INSTRUCTIONS TELL YA TO PUT THEM 2CM AWAY FROM YOUR BODY AND ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR A HIGHER THAN NORMAL INCIDENCE OF BRAIN TUMORS BUT YA DIDNT BOFA TO DO ANY RESEARCH, MENTAL INNIT?

WOT IF WIFI RUNS AT 2.4GHZ TO SLOWLY COOK PEOPLE JUST LIKE MICROWAVE OVENS CUZ THEY MADE OF WATER

WOT IF U COULD DOWNLOAD BLOODY APPS TO YA HEAD LIKE AS IF YA HEAD WAS A PHONE? WOT? WOT YA SAY YA MATE RICKS ALREADY DID IT?

you're just awful

WOT IF V2K TECHNOLOGY CAN MAKE PEOPLE HEAR SOUNDS THAT APPEAR TO ORIGINATE FROM INSIDE A PERSON'S HEAD, BUT NOBODY BELIEVED YOU CUZ THEY NEVA BOFAED TO LOOK ON YOUTUBE, MENTAL INNIT BRUV?

WOT IF SMART METERS COULD BE REMOTELY CONTROLLED TO CAUSE FIRES LIKE IN CALIFORNIA, COR BLIMEY

FUCK YOU

WOT IF HONEYBEES WAS ALL DYING CUZ CELLTOWER FREQUENCIES INTERFERED WITH DEIR BUZZING SOUNDS AND DEY COULDNT FIND DEIR WAY HOME, LOOK IT UP MATE, THIS AINT NO TWILIGHT ZONE

these threads make me laugh too hard

WOT IF YE NANS WHEELCHAIR WERE A SPASTIC? BEGGAHS BELIEF!

T. First year sociology student

WOULDN'T IT BE RIGHT SPOOKY IF A COMPUTER COULD SIMULATE A COPY OF YOU?

WOT IF WIFI LOWERED YOUR SPERM COUNT MORE THAN SOY AND MADE CHILDREN OF MEN HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE?

OI M8 GOTTA KEEP THIS SCIENCE FICTION YEH?

WOT IF CELLTOWERS EMIT EXTRA LOW FREQUENCY WAVES THAT INTERFERE WITH CELL FUNCTION, TRIGGERING ILLNESSES, BUT DA DOCTORS FINK THEY IZ SAFE BUT WONDA WHY THEY GET LOTS OF PATIENTS

Nice.

WOULDN'T IT BE RIGHT SPOOKY IF A COMPUTER COULD SIMULATE A COPY OF YOU?

WOT IF YA WHEELCHAIR TRIED IMPERSONATING STEVEN HAWKING

AAAAAAHHH

you spack

WOT IF YA KOMPUA STARTED WATCHING YOUR PORNO MOVIE COLLECTION WHEN YOU WENT TO BED

WOT IF WE SACRIFICED A BRAIN INSTEAD OF A HEART? REALLY MAKES YA FINK

HERE'S ONE FOR YER. IMAGINE A VIDEO GAMES CONSOLE THAT BREWS YOUR TEA AND SUCKS YOUR BALLS CLEAN OFF.

Cunt

WOULDN'T IT BE RIGHT SPOOKY IF A COMPUTER COULD SIMULATE A COPY OF YOU?

WOT IF YA GAVE AZTECS (OR IZ DEY MAYANS?) FLOPPY DICKS FULL OF COMPUTER VIRII

Cgfnfnfjjh

WOT IF A BATTY OLE CODGAH TROID TA TELL PEEPOL THE GUVNAHS WAS SPOYIN ON YER EVRY MOVE, BUT HE GOT PACKED ORF TO A HOME BASED ORF CCTV FOOTAGE?

PROPER MENTAL, INNIT?

WOT IF YOU WAS TRAPPED IN A ROOM WIFF NUFFIN BUTTA COMPUTA THAT COULD ONLY BROWSE Sup Forums AND YA AD 2 CONVINSE EM TO SAVE YEW BUT YOU WERE ALSO IN GROUNDHOG DAY

WOT IF YOR FEELINS WUZ DLC YER HADTA PURCHASE AND THE DEAREST ONES WERE THINGS LOIK LUV AND JUST BEING COZY?

WOT IF XBOX CALLED YOU RACIAL SLURS ON PURPOSE AND BLAMED IT ON LITTLE KIDS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD

kys

WOT IF, NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE LADS

WOT IF KIDS DIDDEN' KNO' WOT COMPUVVAS WERE IN THE FUTURE
BLOODY MENTAL INNIT!

Well played, poofter

WOT IF YOUR NANS CUNT LIPS WUZ THE INTERNET, YEAH?
FUCKING MENTAL.

God I want to punch that girl in the fucking face, "HURR DURR WHAT'S A COMPUTER", fuck you you know what a computer is

I THOUGHT IT WAS NOLAN AT FIRST