Wtf was their problem?

Wtf was their problem?
Why did they attack earth?

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Would it have been better if they were stop motion animation ?

AK-AK - AHAAAAK!

Unless they wanted a ten times larger budget and a decade long production time that would have been too janky. Stop motion animation is best for surreal. Not dark slapstick comedy.

They didn't really have anything better to do.

I think better question is, had it beet better as a fully animated movie.

sez you

this movie ruined one of my favorite pornstars for me forever

They very clearly stated it in the movie.

it looked great gtfo with your graphics obsesion
go to v assholes

How?

Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ac

The part when humans interact with these aliens and are betrayed, is symbolic to their true nature. The elites know this since it's shown in many movies. The symbolism depicted, succinctly put, is that of good and evil. Many people in the know, who do research on UFOs and Aliens, will conclude that these are spiritual beings. Some will take this a step further and label them as demons. When these beings meet humans for the first time, we're lead to believe that they were started by the dove but this is just rationale for a pleb. The true meaning behind it is that the dove represented the Holy Spirit as stated in the bible. See Luke 3:21-22. These aliens flip out and start killing once they witness the holy spirit, again showing their true nature. This gets deeper when you see the splicing of humans and animals in the movie. This is a representation of what occurred in the Book of Enoch. The Fallen Angels mated with women and created abominations on Earth. The Elite know what they are doing, they study the scriptures and somewhat subtlety put it out to the masses as a mockery. Look into this Biblical aspect and you'll find it's presented in many movies.

Well yeah. Who else would I sez?

No, that also would have been stupid. It needed flesh and blood humans to constrast the Martian wackiness.

watch her getting her throat fucked

>realism

Why would that be the case when low budget flicks used stop motion before CGI existed

We're all brainlets

correction: for the evulz

Boring, dishonest trash. Burton is a fraud.

Low budget flicks used stop motion before CGI existed because CGI didn't exist yet.

The song that killed them:

youtu.be/3B8jcKx8H_w

>low budget films use stop motion
>cgi is invented
>low budget films are suddenly unable to use stop motion
wat

Clash of titans in 1981 cost 9 million
In today's dollars that's 25 million

>low budget films use stop motion
>cgi is invented
>low budget films that were previously required to use stop motion now only use stop motion whenever it's appropriate.

Plot progression.

They came to invade. Their initial confusion is one of the best parts of this movie. They couldn't believe humanity was stupid enough to host a fucking welcoming party.

Because cards.

>Never got to take the fight to those alien bastards in a sequel

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WHEN IM CALLING

Wait, are those soldiers on Mars? The fuck?

there should've been a second part with dinos

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No, it was meant to look cheesy as fuck on purpose. They even mock War of the Worlds by how both aliens are defeated
>Both are martians
>WoW Aliens are killed by our fucking air because of bacteria
>AotM are defeated by Opera

>it was meant to look cheesy as fuck on purpose
No. It was meant to look like the card series' of the 50s & 60s

Would love to see a remake

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ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK, AAAAACK AACK!

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You have to take the battle to their home turf

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you never played DOOM? Thats how the whole thing started..

Edward scissorhands and beetlejuice are great.

They were defeated by Slim Whitman

those cards were quite violent

Kids weren't always the pussy bitches they are now

manlet uprising

That is low budget.

Were they, dare I say it, /ourguy/s?

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Humans are a garbage species that dont deserve to dominate earth, true story.

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I want those cards.
I need those cards.
Oh baby.
Oh baby.

You're a human. Put your money where your mouth is. Lead by example. Kill yourself.

Hahahahahahaha im not human plebian

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But i will do as you wish and bring forth the extermination of the human species. You have got three years thats it, try to enjoy it.

Oh. I see. Well in that case... Hello, Shlomo.

Shut the fuck up, John.

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Why didn't the mars attacks aliens have giant flies and monsters

Mars needed moms

>AotM
Shits called mars attacks, don’t know where your acronym came from friend

Those cards are wicked as hell, thanks for posting them user.

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>destroying dog
ATF are aliens?

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Reminds me of Scarlet Traces

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EDF! EDF! EDF!

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Nigger?

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I guess these trading cards were really offensive back in the day. In that regard, Tim Burton succeeded in making an adaptation. He took something that was super offensive and tasteless and made an incredibly tasteless movie.

Just fucking leave.

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martians did nothing wrong

People weren't so easily offended back then like they are today. Kids today are taught to be spineless pussies that need safe spaces to protect their fragile little minds... and I DO mean, "little".

>A mammoth atomic explosion was weeks away, perhaps only days.
Did the counter-attacking Earthling force get fucked?

I might rewatch this, it gave me nightmares as a child.

Is it still Kino?

[EDF chanting intensifies]

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