I eat cereal when I watch my movies but people keep saying you should pour the cereal first...

I eat cereal when I watch my movies but people keep saying you should pour the cereal first. That shit is fucking stupid.

Kill yourself. Immediately.

what kind of muslim shit is this?

>pour milk first
>it splashes all over the counter
>pour milk last
>makes the cereal soggy
You literally cant win

why would anyone pour cereal first? they would get soggy

Cereal then 3/4 water then 1/4 milk.

It doesn't mix with the milk enough if you pour the milk first.

>>it splashes all over the counter
do you have cerebral palsy or what

cereal floats though

>eating cereal in the first place

cereal is shit food for poor people who can't afford a real breakfast.

>almond milk

You decide just how mixed you want it.

real niggas eat yoghurt with their cereal

serious who eats cereal?

>as he waits for mommy to make his scrambled eggs and ketchup

bet you fill up your bathtub with water first and then you get in too.

Eat faster.

Hang on, you fuckers are telling me you poor the milk first?

>>>makes the cereal soggy
best cereals

yes and don't forget the tortillas

I'm only going to explain this once, so pay attention:
>pour cereal into bowl
>pour milk into another bowl
>combine ingredients from first 2 bowls into third bowl
>call local pizza joint and order pizza
>give delivery guy third bowl with milk and cereal as tip
>eat delicious hot pizza

...

>eating the sugared jewies

you all deserve a short life

gay

>pour milk in glass
>grab a single cereal flake
>dip in milk
>eat it
>repeat

it can't get any easier than this you plebs

>all these babies actually eating cereal with milk
do you suck it straight from mommy's tit too? lmao

I bet you thought this was funny, and that's because your fucking reddit

i wish

gong

>o you suck it straight from mommy's tit too
Ofcourse, are you a faggot?

I think that well tapped out a couple of decades ago

Pour the milk into the sink and get a better breakfast

Fucking queers do.

Except Crispix, the only cereal I ever eat and only once/twice a year to test if I'm gay. Turns out I'm gay for Crispix.

He's right though, cereal is overpriced garbage.

Oatmeal is the masterrace.

Obviously, that's the correct way to do it.

fuckin cereal, how does it work?

>biochemist here, we've made studies that proove that the best way is to pour the cereal first and then the milk
>you could say i take this super cereal haha
>please don't kill me
>omg! thanks for the gold guys! best birthday present ever! :D

This, Crispix doesn't get soggy

knee that grows detected

>soy milk for soyboys
Pathetic, once again OP is a fag

reddit pleb
Sup Forums patrician

>he can't read

As the box clearly demonstrates, the cereal is poured in after the milk. You can tell by the splashing and the two pieces waiting to descend.

This.

Oatmeal is literally just hot cereal without milk.

oatmeal is like the only thing worse than cereal

here oatmeal means a porridge that is made with water and milk and oats. its not that in the us?

Show me the tit on an almond

t.underage

Kino options of food, specially scrambled eggs with ketchup

No that user is just a retard

>white people and their "problems"

christ...

>pour milk first (the redditor way)
>only 20% of the cereal actually gets wet

Do men over the age of 12 really eat these kind of garbage sugar cereals for breakfast instead of eggs and oats? Is it the same people who obsess over star wars and capeshit instead of consuming a diet of healthy and nourishing kino? The manchild epidemic...

>Coming up as a meaningless minority
Your people gets dumber by the day i swear

This thread is disgusting

Wrong: the milk has been poured in with such force that two small pieces of Crispix have been dislodged only to sail through the air and land safely back into the bowl unscathed. You'd realize this is a normal occurence when preparing a healthy and delicious bowl of Crispix had you had the pleasure of ever eating one, but clearly you've never taken the time or effort needed to prepare such a demanding dish the proper way.

Cereal is midnight snack food

>not freezing the milk into cubes that slowly melt with the cereal

>do what the picture shows
>say Candlejack three ti

I eat my cereal dryx

anyone else eats dry corn flakes?

>putting milk on your cereal like a five-year-old

>>pour milk in glass
> >grab a single cereal flake
> >dip in milk
> >serve to stupid baka gaijin
> >that will be $500
Stupid tourists.

cereal is more expensive than eggs though. this is retarded.

Nonsense, those two pieces are completely dry. as is every visible piece in that box not submerged. Quite clearly, the milk was poured FIRST and the Crispix last, the way nature and God intended.

>put a spoonful of cereal
>put a layer of plastic film packaging on cereal, make sure it's sealed
>put a little milk on plastic layer
>put a new layer on top of milk, leaving enough space to not squish the milk out from the side between the 2 layers
>put a spoonful of cereal on the layer over the milk
>put a new layer of plastic over these cereals
>repeat all steps until the bowl is filled
>put bowl on table
>now carefully take hold of all layers that are hanging out the bowl (make sure you have the same number of layers in your hand as in the bowl)
>with a quick jerk of your wrist, take out all the layers at once
>now the milk and cereals are mixing together at the same time and at the same rate
>eat quickly before sogginess sets in
>use discarted layers to make a small ball
>throw ball in the neighbour's yard hwere they keep their annoying and always barking dog and watch with glee and a tummy full of milkies cereals as he choke to death
>clean bowl

>muh soggy cereals
Why the fuck would you add milk if you didn't want soggy cereals in the first place?

>soy
>he doesn't drink based almond milk
>or even baser coconut milk

Cereal is supposed to be crispy, nobody sells a box of cereal called Soggy Flakes. Cereal shouldn't look or feel like fucking vomit.

eggs benedict

hash browns

orange juice

>cereal overpriced garbage
>choose oatmeal instead

Stupid people pay stupid prices for stupid products. As far as I'm concerned it's borderline child abuse to feed your kids the popular cereals since they are nothing but sugar and garbage vitamin powder with filler and binders while being high in carbs. It's trash just like white bread and only poor or stupid people eat it regularly.

Thats the point dumbo, you dont want to eat this shit dry why would you add milk at all otherwise?

All variations of "milk" contains soy. Except actual milk.

that's what (((they))) want you to do, just like they do with toothpaste, there's no need to use that much toothpaste, just a third of pic related does the job, but they want you to spend more

Oats look like vomit and they are deli-fucking-cious.