What the fuck was he thinking?

What the fuck was he thinking?

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Math is racist.

1x1=2

2+2=5

>"next time baby"
>frolic.mp3

TONIEEEEEEE HEY TONIIEEEEEE

>black
>micropenis
>IQ bellow the average black man
>dropped from sure-money franchise
>irrelevant actor
>JUSTed by ex-wife

This guy is the epitome of unlucky

>>micropenis
how do you know

>earns millions
>unlucky

ex-wife earns millions

what is it good being rich and micropenus anyway?

there was a thread where a webm of him with his tiny dick was posted, it is actually a movie scene

better than being poor and having a micro penis

>come from race known for having huge dicks on average
>has small dick even by asian standards
top kek 10/10

At least he was great in Prisoners as the black (white) neighbor

get rich or die trying
theres a shower scene
hes half white hence the baby dick

I honestly feel bad for him. I am insecure about my dick, and me measurements are: 3.2" to 4.5"length and 3.5" to 4" girth flaccid, and 5" to 6.5" (one day I measured 7" but that's probably a mistake) length and 5.5" to 6.2" girth erect.

Now imagine that your dick is literally 0.5" and it looks like a button on top of a tiny pair of pebbles. Nobody deserves this kind of deal.

>hes half white hence the baby dick
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>muh dick
>has small dick
>muh w*te genes
Keep crying Blackboi. All the biggest dicks in Hollywood belong to whites. Neeson's Avian Bottle, Fassbender's Pendulum, Hamm's Ham,Theroux's Unrestrained Beast, etc,etc. Meanwhile MB Jordan has a literal less than average one.

Cheadle should be paying him for giving up the role, he would play a better war machine than cheadle anyways.

>come from race known for having huge dicks on average
you do realize he has a small dick because of his white genes, right?

fucking white bois I swear to god they fuck every "black" man in hollywood is black

>hah they'll never be able to get rid of me, I can ask as much as I want!

>you do realize he has a small dick because of his white genes, right?
>fucking white bois I swear to god they fuck every "black" man in hollywood is black

>this much coping

Man being black while having a small/average penis must be hell on earth.

Due to the stereotypes, yeah. There are pics of MB Jordan with his cock out on a beach, and it barely reached the balls,while being a noodle. Vin Diesel the same. Honestly as far as Hollywood actors go,the biggest cocks belong to white guys. Seriously, how often do you see white dudes doing nude scenes, versus blacks? BLACKED at this points hurts both parties. Whites because they're afraid of the Big Bad Bull, and blacks because if they do not measure up to the Mandigo Myth, they're completely toast. A white guy having a small dick is seen as funny but ultimately"common". A black guy having a small dick is a fucking embarrassment.

Somebody start posting cock pics or this thread is gay

lmao this whiteboi is literally making list hahahaha

he got out fast, if he did the other one then he'd be tied to the War Machine character, meaning he'd be handcuffed to a contract every time Marvel wanted to wheel him out for a sequel or an Avengers part

Admittedly he's done fuck all since Iron Man, but at least he's free to do shit, he could be cast in something decent in the future, but someone like Chris Evans is doomed to be Capitan America until he's washed up as fuck

dicklet spotted

You should probably leave each post some room to breathe before samefagging Dayshun. Still,even if you were right, and I was a sub 5"dicklet, the chances of(you)being a Mandigo are pretty slim. It's a miserable existence placing your entire self worth on your dick. I won't even refute the fact that yeah,having an 8"cock must feel awesome, but when your entire life revolves around it... it becomes rather pathetic.

Oh my god, all of this projection.

why are you making a list of dudes penises? You're a fucking weirdo m8, like you literally just said, hey, I know, I'll make a list of white guy dicks to post on tv to show them niggers. You're fucked m8.

Really. How van 1 x 1 equal one. It is racist. The white man's fake education system is trying to tell young black men that they can not get together and become more than just one man against the system.

Deyshun,your samefagging is showing.You respond far too quickly and your responses are all the same exact style. As for"making a list",it's literally from watching movies. Fassy showed his in Shame, Theroux kinda showed his in Leftovers, Neeson's has been common info for a while.

Calm down dicklet. You are making yourself look like a mad little autist.

nigga hes poor plus micro penis. wtf u on nigga?

>If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Howard is a very very dumb man.

he didnt understand that supporting characters get paid less in the sequel.

>ur jst bing emb-assng

>He is still replying

He also has yellow fever

The guy's a meme and probably posts here

Hi, man, don't take it personally, I was just having some fun. You are a known Hollywood actor and I am what, nothing. Micropenis is ok, there is always some woman with this as a fetish. Peace, bro

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explain pls?

Hes a man of maths and numbers, you anons wouldnt understand

Will Chris Evans even be able to outgrow his role ?

DESU if his dick shot was flaccid, I try not to judge people too harshly on that. I'm a TOTAL grower myself. Rock hard I'm around 8 inches, but I swear it can look down right pathetic soft.

>I'm a TOTAL grower myself. Rock hard I'm around 8 inches, but I swear it can look down right pathetic soft.
user, you're on an Italian Pasta Recipe Image Board. Your anonymous lies do not impress anyone. Apart from the fact that literally everyone on Sup Forums has a 99th percentile dick apparently, a 1"pecker, which is half a normal man's pinky finger, does not grow into an average man's forearm.

>inb4 dicklet
Timestamp and post link to Imgur.

his ex wife is a psycho, he has a micropenis

Yeah but lets talk about how 1+1=1

If two people have sex and have a kid that means 1+1 CAN equal 1.

1+1=1

Bitch, I'm not trying to impress a bunch of autists w tall dick tales. Why would I lie about something like that? I mean honestly.

To hide your pain. It's ok, small dick.

Send my some Kik or Snap sluts that'll get it hard then. I'll show ye.

>A black guy having a small dick is a fucking embarrassment.
Like being Asian and bad at math

so when is it considered a micropenis? what size? asking for my wife's boyfriend.

scientifically, the fertilisation takes place with only half of each partner's genetic material, so in actual fact, it's

0.5 + 0.5 = 1

checkmate, atheists.

anything under 7 inches is micro.

Sup Forums's standard > anything under 8'
real life standard > idk i'm a virgin

>mfw i'm expected to have a big dick
>mfw i have not