In Nippon, you can get all cozy with your girlfriend at Cinema now!

In Nippon, you can get all cozy with your girlfriend at Cinema now!

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>nippon
>girlfriend
top kek

I don't think you're allowed to show affection publicly in Japan

I work at a kinoplex, and this looks like it would be a bitch to clean.

Imagine all the cum stains under that kotatsu.

But the ones in the sides wouldn't watch the movie propertly, just get a neck pain. And no talking from the one at the other front. What the hell were they thinking?

To be fair, Japan lacks niggers, Indians and other nonwhite subhumans.

Lol my hobby is to full up popcorn with butter to the point that it leaks all over the seat then eat 1/3 then tip the bag over.

Clean it up wagie

>watching TLJ like this
After 5 minutes the whole audience would be asleep.

OK I feel like I need a goddamned flowchart to explain how to sit in that thing

That's honestly really gross. Imagine the amount of semen stains in those bed sheets

you can lay down and put your feet under the kotatsu, thats why theres 4 pillows

My hobby is that when the credits start playing and everyone gets up to leave, I stay a tiny bit longer, rise from my seat enough to leave a BIG STINKY on the seat. Then I quickly use a plastic spatula I bring to smear it in and ran out of the theatre.

Take that wagies

>sitting in ball soup for two hours
No thanks!

Clean it up

Stop saying kotatsu it makes me want to kill you.

Or fucking. I used the Hollywood Godzilla movie as a place to fuck because I knew I wouldn't miss anything.

kotatsu

My hobby is to shoot up theater.

Take that, wagies.

We have had the western version in Canada for a while now, you just lift the middle arm rest and it turns into a loveseat and you and your gf can snuggle up and watch the movie together.

Nips' semen is 99% rice water, and doesn't leave stains. Unlike chinks and anglo.

>1488
nice

Are you supposed to just ignore the gay gentleman going down on his partner next to you?

There are a few different variations.

I don't know much about Japan, but if this was made here, after a week, the cum stains would be ALL over those benches. Hell, I'd have my girl jack me off under those.

And there is a full menu. They bring the food to your seat and the armrest folds out into a table.

Thats ridiculous

This shit makes me laugh out loud every time, no matter where I am in public. I'm at fucking work right now taking a shit and just laughed out loud at this

Is it gluten free?

Oh my GOD. Just imagine having to smell grease covered tater tots and hearing someone eat grilled chicken during your cinema experience. It would be completely ruined for me. Whoever thought that would be a good idea should unironically be shot to death.

it is full of pervs that wank to anything though

youtube.com/watch?v=dq9bv7fvPUo

40% of japanese millennials are virgins
no ones fucking in or outside the theatre

>Visit Japan
>Decide to visit the local Kinoplex to see how their culture differs
>Surprisingly there is no Singles policy
>Try to drop my falcon off
>Can't find the Aviary
>Get directed to a Pokestop
>They put my Falcon in a ball and then label it on a shelf
>Head to the showers
>It's a small hotsprings
>Finish washing up in time to hit the concessions stand
>Don't see any Crab Legs on the Menu
>They give me a small live squid
>Head to my Kino showing
>All the seats are taken except for the weird beds
>All beds are occupied by a single japanese guy and a body pillow

We have this in Mexico too. The tickets for it are 8 usd.

Nu-Cumservarives conveniently stop being "traditionalist" when it comes to their sexuality and their cummies.

I bet you thought this was hilarious when you were typing it up didn't you?

You're trying for the most retarded post of the year?

Let's remind ourselves that the Japanese are a civilized people.

>Crime in the US is two orders of magnitude higher than in Japan (eg: 119 robberies per 100,000, versus 1.1).

Japanese are too autistic to get close. Ever watched Japanese porn? They’re even afraid of touching a girl and just start poking a bit

People like you ruin memes for everyone

Nah, this is great.

White people are too psychic to fuck women without abusing them. Ever watched western porn? They're can't even have vanilla sex without smacking her and leaving bruises.

>t. angry jap user

Food in movie theaters is such a fucking meme, I can't believe it's getting traction
How hard is it just eat at a real restaurant with reasonably priced, quality food before you go into the theater

I wonder why that is

Amerimutts literally cannot stop stuffing their face. It's gotten to the point where they've come up with "UBER EATS" because they're literally too lazy to pick up their own McDonald's

Japan is low crime but at the same time not as low as you think because Japanese police fudge the numbers

>Japanese police fudge the numbers

Is this true?

>wanna watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi in Cine Park
>THAT WIRR BE $1400 GAIJIN

at this point I'll just torrent it.

t. restaurant owner

It's not true. It's retardedly safe there. Super safe and clean.

They have like this tradition I don't remember the name of where you send a toddler downtown to the store to pick something up by himself. And everyone's like 'oh theres a kid on his pilgrimage' and gives him a seat on the bus and stuff.

Where's the seafood menu.

Fpbp. They managed to have an entire generation of virgin metrosexuals . 40% of them. Not because they are fat and ugly but just because they prefer to stay home with their mommy and discuss about fashion accessories with their friends. Japan is in deep troubles. Not because of old people but because of an epidemic of faggots of such proportions that soyboys appear alpha as Conan compared to them.

Yeah but treating them like shit is fun and gets us both off.

Japan is the safest asian country on earth it has white collar crime on par with other civilized countries like America or the UK and its violent crime is comparable to Europe.

my theater has it too
land of the free

Am I retarded or is there barely any incline to the back seats?

Unlike Amerifats, Japs have good sitting posture.

they have awesome shit like this

and yet life in japan is so shitty they still have suicide forests

because it's inconvenient

this is straight out of the On Cinema episodes with tim heidecker

The Beautiful Ones

Imagine all the cum stains

We have a McDonalds inside our WalMart where I live. Incase you cant shop for 15 minutes without stopping for a burger.

Can I bring my sex doll there?

Thats been that way for a while now; Kmart had Little Caesars' in them since the 90's and Target had their own "Target Cafe" in them since the 90's. This "UBER EATS" thing is disgusting though

Yeah but they have NO CRIME! And you can be as PERVERTED or LEWD as you want to be there! isn't that B-B-B-BASED?

>crispy chicken lollipops
Wtf is that? can anyone explain this?

>pay eleven dollaridoos and don't even eat it
>t-take that, wagie

>Lobert hands me raw crab legs rice
>$300 dorrar firthy gajin.
>Realize I left my wallet in the rice paddies
>Tell Lobert I'm going back to get it.
>あなたは今支払う!
>Designated samurai comes over and unsheathes his katana.
>He brings me to penis inspection.
>I fail because i don't have a censor blur over it.
>Get sentenced to the 30 days in the volcanic popcorn min es

I hope you mean Conan the barbarian and not that soyboy ginger faggot with a late night show.

Finally, chairs built for Americans

>Japanese
>Girlfriend
>Cinema.
Isn't cinema dead as fuck in Japan?

That's the first thing I thought of.

>mfw

As if it's any different in the west. There's very little motivation or incentive to get a gf anymore.

>making it so I fall asleep instead of watch the movie

>poorlittlewhiteguy.jpg

One of the nicer theatres in my city recently closed so they can renovate it into one of these "cinema grill" shitholes. All the hipsters on social media are excited for it.

that sounds awesome, less seats that will cost more AND you get to deal with even more drunks while watching the movie. can't wait to check that place out