Half of hollywood taken down for sexual misconduct

>half of hollywood taken down for sexual misconduct
>dan still standing strong

How does this make you feel?

You gotta beat the mid bosses before you get to the final boss.

Your pic clearly shows his power level. The man is invincible.

>the Obamas are probably defending a child rapist
wow I'm so surprised

>still standing strong
when was he last seen in public?

>"Girth of a beer can" Dan pounds first lady chocolate pussy while Obongo was trying to achieve an erection in the war room drone bombing Syrians
He cant be stopped and you know it just as Obama knew

pissed that pedophile jews get away with literal murder

It's not that 'The Man' is invincible

It's just that you don't just go for him for the same reason you don't claim you beat Da Vinci / Mona Lisa. I mean: it's quite easy to draw something more current, modern and compelling.
But still, even tho you did, you pretend you didn't-

wow dems and reps really are two sides of the same coin

bump

He probably has dirt on everyone. Like literally has tapes on everyone from Hollywood to Washington. He is literally untouchable

Maybe he's just a nice guy

Only pawns get put away. The real beasts are here to stay.

Supposedly his personal protector is Sumner (((Redstone)))

I might have the tech conspiracy theory saved somewhere. The one where he set up everyone's emails so he has everyone blackmailed. It's funny to me.

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>It's funny to me.

It's not funny dan people's livelihoods are at stake

NOOOOOO

hehehehehehehe

Get out.

I have a theory that he's an eunuch

think about it

Ah, the good ole mutually assured destruction

Post it

Kel :Innocent orange soda-loving smile
Dan: The gaze that's taken away the innocence of thousands

bumperino

Get away from my waifu!

There's no fucking way this guy is innocent. Just look at him.

I am fairly certain that Dan brain washes his girls and install microchips into the their brains that instantly gives them immense pain if they think anything bad about Dan.

It happened to Amanda Bynes

You think Dan posts here?

Lol all these actors and producers getting caught up in the me too movement but Dan manages to stay well clear. He’s either a perfectly innocent man or is so damn smart that he could never get caught. Either way he’s based.

Hollywood is fucking cancer. It pretty much needs to be destroyed so that a less centralised system of film making can be rebuilt in its place.

Stop calling me that.

When the fuck was Obama on iCarly?

His day of reckoning will come. This entire fiasco is a build up to the grand finale. It will make too much sense to everyone, even those who've never heard the name of he who's name shall not be spoken but in whispers among the afraid.

Who do you think started the thread? He's literally taunting us.

tfw he's the puppetmaster behind all the accustions

What if Dan is guilty but he secretly starts these threads to negate any attention that might be brought to him in advance? What if he is secretly withholding several dozen Dan "____" Schneider meme names?

>What if he is secretly withholding several dozen Dan "____" Schneider meme names?
Above everything else he did, this would be the most unforgivable.

michelle obama is so fucking ugly, looks like an actual chimp.

Wheres his right hand in this picture? lmao

Still looks better than you kek

Dan is probably one of the most powerful pedophiles in Hollywood. He's at least the most powerful man in kids TV. He's not gonna topple as easy as the rest of them, ESPECIALLY since he actually works with the kids he fiddles.

>t. Chimp Gunther

every fucking picture I see of this chode he is grasping onto some verile young girl like he's fucking Smeagol and looking straight at the viewer like "that's right faggot I plowed this shit so hard and you can't do anything about it"

me on the right

stay upset monkey

I usually don't use the "niggers look like chimps" meme, but fucking hell michelle (michael) really does look like some kind of mutant gorilla/human hybrid.