He's right you know

he's right you know

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>Take, for example, a scene from the original film, based in a pub in New York. Mick Dundee (Hogan) chats up a trans woman, before a friend pulls him aside: “I’ve been trying to tell you all night, that girl, she’s a guy!” Dundee responds by sexual assaulting her. He grabs the woman in the groin area, then points and yells: “A guy dressed up like a sheila! Look at that!”

>The pub erupts into laughter and applause. There are high fives and back slaps.

>Dundee sexually assaults another women later on, in the same way, at an art gallery. His love interest Sue (Linda Kozlowski) consoles the distraught woman by saying: “It’s OK, he’s Australian.”

>In the 1988 sequel, which manages to be both offensive and boring, the protagonist steps out on a ledge in a skyscraper, to convince a suicidal man not to jump. The broken-hearted fellow tells him: “I loved that bitch.” Dundee consoles the stranger and gives him a hug.

>When the man continues to reflect on his lover, adding “he betrayed me”, Dundee is so shocked to learn the man is gay that he recoils from their embrace and nearly falls off the building. The strong implication is that, had he known the man was homosexual, he would never have tried to save him in the first place.

How did they get away with this back then?

Ironically he has the manliest name in the world.

danny mcbride's gonna play crocodile dundee?
sounds like kino

It was a different time.

>homophobic
because he refused to make out with a drag queen?

>Dundee sexually assaults another women later on, in the same way, at an art gallery.
They were at a party in someone's apartment. This was obvious. Holy shit this guy is dumb, he saw paintings hung on the wall and assumed it was an art gallery. An art gallery with a kitchen?
>When the man continues to reflect on his lover, adding “he betrayed me”, Dundee is so shocked to learn the man is gay that he recoils from their embrace and nearly falls off the building. The strong implication is that, had he known the man was homosexual, he would never have tried to save him in the first place.
Not implied at all, Dundee was just taken aback. This guy is fucking retarded

Tolerance was a mistake

Thats the fucking point though. You can't divorce the humour of the outback caveman for the purpose and aim of the fucking movie.

>Sue, a journalist, initially appears to have a reasonable amount of agency, before we learn she is dating her editor and her father is the publisher. During a quiet scene in the original movie (directed by Peter Faiman and written by Hogan, Ken Shadie and John Cornell), Sue complains to Dundee about a previous lover. She says this guy is a lefty type, “probably marching right now, for the gay Nazis or something”.

>Dundee, disgusted, tells her he “sounds like a prize ratbag”. He then discusses land rights and Indigenous Australians. They “don’t own the land, they belong to it”, he says, going on to compare people discussing land ownership to “fleas” debating “who owns the dog”.

Why are these films not banned yet?

That's a knife

Tolerance is dwindling. We aren’t tolerating sexism, racism, misogyny, or other forms of hate anymore.

Oh look another skinnyfat bald guy with glasses telling me how offensive everything is. Better listen real good and do exactly as he says lmfao.

>we

Nice try Moishie

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You’d have to be blind to miss the majority. It’s everyone besides the right wing fringes.

>Buckmaster
More like cuckmaster.

Wait til see the outcome !!! That is a part of fun watching the original. The redneck from the down under, chasing the babe into the city to find the reconciliation of the different cultures on so many levels. Let’s hope the reboot never lose the edginess.

Lukethony Bucktano

>implying Danny McBride gives a FUCK about these PC faggots

Silly cuckboys.

that is so unrealistic.
with a good tucking he wouldn't feel anything

>How did they get away with this back then?
People weren't huge pussies when it came to film making back then.

get away with what? hes right. look here user, why would you PRETEND to be a woman then act all hurt when people find out your not if your a good and honest person?

Ah, the valiant jedi Luke Cuckmaster has spoken. Away with thine white privilege CIS scum!

What a waste of a fucking name
Surely if you have a great name you feel some obligation to match it, at least physically

You call that being racist?
I'll show you being racist.

so, we can't be ____phobic even in movies now? not even in those 30+ years old?

In related news, I was issued a warning for using "nigger" and "kike" in a Sup Forums post. Suck my dick mods, if you ban/censor me I'll be back in 5 minutes you fucking idiots.

Damn Dundee was based.

yeah and nobody gave a shit about gats trans or niggers. tghe 90s were some good times plus his wife had a nice ass

Did they really?

What a bunch of niggers.

>the movie flops harder than ghostbusters because it’s another franchise revival nobody asked for
>right wingers are as confused as feminists were
Ugh
Enough

Australians call each other cunts as a term of endearment, what did you expect?

>"oh wow, how weird and different"
>Thats _____phobic!

Oh wow, JOKES!! Remember those???

why do these people care so much for things they aren't?

The tide is turning pal. Stay blind though, better for >us

>buckmaster
Cuckoldry is this man's destiny

Why Would people be limited to caring about things that they are?
You don’t have to drive race cars to like NASCAR

Basically if you mention or make as joke about women, ethnics, and gays, but fail to mention how totally unique and cool and trendy they all are, you're a bigot.

a fucking LOT of redditors and tumlrors have sneaked into mod positions on Sup Forums during the last 3 rounds of aplying. this place is in shambles free speech-wise

It's trendy to hate intolerance. People get to feel smug and superior about how "enlightened" they are about tolerating others, unlike those dumb old white males.

The joke was that he’s icked out by gays, how is that not bigoted

it's really too bad that I have a paying job and don't have time to be a mod. I'd kick ass.

>Author is a numale

Well color me surprised lads.

he looks like the nintendo switch soyjack

author looks Soy as fuck

They put things in each others butts and suck each others dicks. How is that not gross?

oh jinx!

Crikey

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Why are SJWs uncapable of realizing that showcasing a point of view in a movie doesn't mean supporting it?
Crocodile Dundee is supposed to be a savage, backwards man that can't comprehend modern society. It's a comedy so it's just played for laughs but they don't put him in a positive light.

>implying he would let a man jump to his death because a bloke likes to scuffle for truffles with a bit o' bangers in his gravy boat
I call shiggy on that diggy.

Thanks for bringing that gossipy trash here so the six of you can jerk off about it

>posters: 43
Naw, THIS is a circlejerk.

The guy said "bitch" and Dundee assumed it was a woman. He was surprised to find out otherwise. Imagine being so dumb that you need to have a fun 1980's joke flick explained to you. What do you need explained next, Breakfast Club?

>free speech=saying nigger

And let's not forget Colin Quinn rewrote the entire second film to give himself a bigger part

Danny McBride played an excellent sexist, racist homophobe in Eastbound and Down

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it literally is you redditor you

It literally is. Saying a word that somebody doesn't like isn't a crime.

>Now listen’ ‘ere matey, when I say down south I don’t wanna hear about ya jewels that ya cut off ya self ya freak. I meant down under, land o’ the rippers...but if you step near me matey I’ll down me a fucking slab and go fuckin’ wazoo on all you Sheila wanna be shefellas.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

That's not framing it correctly at all. The joke is that he almost went home with one, and felt he was being deceived.

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>be me, be child of the 70s, grow up in conservative hippie religious best of all posttible worlds family, hard work and peace and love and kindness as man launches into the space age, solving all our earthly problems so everyone can get along as man enters a new era of flourishing across the solar system
>civilization basically collapses
>been in freefall ever since
>no hope left
>no point to anything
>now i'm supposed to hate crocodile dundee too

>feel self slowly turning toward the dark side

it isn't a crime you fucking moron, there's no laws about it.

but if it gets you banned from a PRIVATE website made for money, that isn't free speech. it's COMMON sense

Didn't he(Crock) say he was gay in the movie?

>Fucking pantywads can't tell the difference between acknowledging a thing and hating it.

gtfo

>he likes men
>STOP HATING GAYS
>didn't say anything about hating anyone

>Homophobic

Dundee said he was gay when talking with a faggot

STOP HURTING PEOPLES FEELINGS

S O Y B O Y
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>writing an opinion on the internet is only allowed if it's based Milo or Alex Jones!!

lets see your picture chad

cmon i want a laugh

>>I don't need a gun mate, I've got a Donk.

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Luke Buckmaster is the most faggot name I've ever heard

Even though this one's fake, they'll remake it eventually with a female lead

>opinions

Lay anutha turd on tha board why don'tcha

Were Australian stereotypes really that strong at that time?

Shut up, nigger

what the fuck caused society to be this way? i used to be a self identified hardcore liberal when i was a teen but this shit has spiraled out of control. people in country are being arrested for thought crimes guys, one of my best friends got a cuncussion because some brown guys in a store saw them walking by through the window then came out and beat the shit out of him for no reason. this isnt funny anymore

Mick Dundee is effectively the source of the Australian stereotype.

You know those kids in school who had nothing going for them. Bullied relentlessly. No friends. Even their parents hated them. Coming from broken families. The ones that are so lame they get bullied off Sup Forums. Think one step above ChrisChan. Well. These losers have been gathering in other corners of the web where they are welcome. Furry forums. Strategy and RPG game forums. Eve Online. Literal Marxist forums. Transexual forums. And they've been stewing away there, in their echo chambers, angry at the world. They see this as justice against everyone. These are people that never truly grew up because they were never given a chance. The whole SJW thing is a rebellion against the normalfags and other nerds who never accepted them. It's literally the beta uprising. They won't stop with their delusions because it's all they've got. They're mentally ill.

>shaved baldin head
>nu-male glasses
>weak facial aesthetics
>shit beard

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS

Boohoo my feelings--!* Man up, you cringing little Ponce, or at least get some testosterone injections like Andrew Sullivan; you don't hear him whining, do you?
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Nigger

Why does this character from a different cultural environment act weird when thrust into one he's entirely unfamiliar with in a movie specifically about this? As an enlightened 21st century intellectual, I can not figure this out.

It was an invention because people still saw Australia as this unknown but still a place a white guy could come from. Do people like that exist? Only as much as they exist in the depths on Louisiana swamps. In fact you could have made the same movie by pulling a swamp guy out of the swamp and into the city. Not as much now as even the most remote bogan cunts have internet and are self aware in a way people back then weren't.

If the movie was about a mudslime fucker, Camel Dundee, but otherwise acting the same, they'd excuse it all and call anyone who criticized him a bigot.

more like formerly sneed chuckmaster

*adjusts soy glasses*
M'lady

a much better time

i was hoping this was fake, fool that i am

I love that he just shows up out of nowhere. Like "holy shit, that's Colin fucking Quinn?"

Go ask anyone at a bar what they think and that's not the answer you'll get

Sup Forums has always had rules against racism outside of Sup Forums though

Gringos were a mistake

I got warned for being “obsessed with Reddit” when I was telling those faggots to go back

Wow I wasn't aware danny mcbride was australian.

Now they need to make a remake with all black cast called Crocodile Dindu.