The salted pork, is particularly good!

The salted pork, is particularly good!

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on my second listen of the audiobooks and theyre just amazingly comfy x

We are shitting on a field of victory

The last of the Long-Bottom Leaf!

Why isn't a second breakfast called a brunch in LOTR

>audiobooks

Unless it's a female narrator you're a lazy literal faggot

They eat brunch but second breakfast comes first

because brunch implies that you combine two meals, not simply add another

I like audiobooks for autobiographies when they're read by the authors.

yeah im a literal lazy faggot
problem?

Brunch is between elevenses and luncheon user, everyone knows that.

>the finest weed in the Southfarthing

>you arrive in saruman's store high as fuck

>comfy

what did user mean by this

I listen to audio books while reading other books.

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So if hobbitses eat a lot does that mean they poopses a lot?
Walking off road in the shire must be a constant turd mushing

POO

Billy Boyd, the actor who played Pippin in the Middle Earth trilogy, has declared that he has no money left after his post LOTR career failed to take off.
Boyd revealed recently that he wasn't paid handsomely for his starring part in the films that made $2 billion worldwide: "I don't have any money. We were unknown actors. We did it for peanuts, and for food."

Basically, because jackson hated the actors union and he ripped off people left right and centre

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>there are Europeans inside this thread RIGHT NOW

Why do you think the (white) nazgul couldn't cross the Brandywine River? There's so much halfling fecal matter it's toxic

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Feed

Sneed?

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>Pippin, have you been wanking with Sauron again on the palantir?

>not listening to Phil Dragash's kino fanmade audio drama of the books that adds in sound effects and Howard Shore's music that he voiced all by himself

SMHTBH

>AAAAH GANDALF HELP

>not listening to the 26-part BBC Radio 4 dramatisation with Ian Holm as Frodo and John Le Mesurier as Aragorn
fuckin' dropped

>FOOL OF A TOOK

>settling for an abridged version instead of a 48 hour unabridged version with Howard Shore music

One does not simply pick fanmade shit over official material

One does if the fanmade stuff is superior in quality to the official shit, which is true in this case.

why was Saruman's storehouse underwater? was he a fish? are the hobbits racist against fish wizards?

Ents broke the damn to the river and flooded Isengard. But yes Saruman was still a fish wizard and hobbits are actually notoriously racist.

>damn

stop giving me backchat

Make me fagtismo

Fuck. It's half 2 in the morning here, i'm too tired for grammar.

Did you know that the actors who played the Hobbits in Lord of the Rings only had 12$ in total? The first thing they bought after Return of the King was released and they got their paychecks: a hot meal

Bitch don't make me come over there, I swear on me mum's life I'll slap you.

Fuckin try me

What was Tolkien thinking when he devoted the entire latter half of the books post fellowship exclusively to frodo and sam faff about in the wilderness shit?

I remember about 100-200 pages of Two Towers being absolutely fucking intolerable because of this.

It was tobacco. One of the many problems with Jacksons versions. In LotR it's possible to believe it's just tobacco smoke. However in the Hobbit, Gandalf gives some to Radagast to smoke and it does a silly 'I am le high' effect. It's really annoying. Radagast did drugs, yes. Perhaps the point was that Gandalf had some on him that would make you high? I don't think Gandalf was ever portrayed as a drug user or was intended to. So no matter the way you look at it, Gandalf had some weed that made Radgast high. When it was just tobacco. Pipe smoking is a hipster thing now, sadly. I had a family friend, dude was 40 odd, smoked a pipe. So did my dad actually but he quit, still got his expensive pipes upstairs... though he smokes cigars like Churchill.

Anyway yeah, blogpost aside, pipeweed, regardless of the 'type' was never meant to be Bermuda grass.

He was thinking how comfy it would be to read, and he was right, Sam n Frodo wandering around are the best parts of the book

Mate, there would be three hits in that fight. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90. You got it? Sit down.

Hahaha if you think so

Seed

I like to think it's a mixture of weed and tobacco leaf, it makes you more calm than tobacco would and they only call it pipe weed so it could go either way, but it looks more like tobacco when they open the barrel. youtu.be/01fpQP1v5ZY

Chuck?

Fuck Chuck

Probably the worst extended cut scene

audio books of the movie or the book?

The fact Saruman has shire weed was Jackson’s way of showing the harrowing of the shire was already taking place

Poor hobbits didn’t even realize their home was fucked

lol bump