>cut to a new scene
>someone says the punchline of a joke
>everyone laughs
Cut to a new scene
Aaron Diaz
Nathan Carter
>trailer
>fast action scenes
>jump cut to some unrelated scene where some character says some humorous one liner
Sebastian Hill
>THEN BACK TO ACTION SCENES
>Title card
>Another one-liner
>THEN ANOTHER ACTION SCENE BUT SUPER FAST
>NOW PLAYING
Charles Rogers
>from the producers of
Luke Phillips
>from the producers who saw shrek
Luis Cox
>who are you?
>not who, when
Joshua Watson
>foreign film
>doesn't change cut every half second
>characters have believable motivations and actual fleshed out personalities
the fuck is this shit?
Connor Bennett
ah-bloo-bloo
Jaxson Campbell
...
Lucas Flores
>AND YOUR OTHER FREN
Isaac Green
ah-bloo-bloo
Carson Ramirez
ah-bloo-bloo
Austin Clark
ah-bloo-bloo
Thomas Gonzalez
ploo-ploo-ha
Oliver Walker
ah-bloo-bloo
Aiden Garcia
ah-bloo-bloo
Jonathan Watson
ah-bloo-bloo
Jaxon Harris
>ah-bloo-bloo
Christopher Walker
>trailer begins
>serious music
>serious narration
>music swells then CUTS
>ITS ACTUALLY A COMEDY
Joshua Clark
mwaah-bloo-bloo
Christopher Brown
>REKT EM?
>I HARDLY KNEW HIM!
William Ortiz
ah-bloo-bloo
Elijah Taylor
>And then I told her: "what if we just cut the cheese?"
>Everyone proceeds to laugh
Christopher Nguyen
>and your other gun
Brandon Fisher
ah-bloo-bloo
Brayden Perez
>guy makes eye contact with woman at bar or library or apartment complex
>cut to passionate sex scene
Benjamin Clark
>"hello darkness my old friend" plays
>doesn't play two more times
the hell is hollywood doing nowadays
Logan Hughes
Fucking frogposter retards kek...
Luis Morris
this
Logan Turner
>numale beta loser character
>has sex with a different super model every week
Joseph Turner
ah-bloo-bloo
Robert Rodriguez
Literally me
Ian Roberts
>joke about how people never say goodbye in movies
>in a movie
Logan Gonzalez
>in movies this would go like x
>but now it goes like y
Isaiah Thompson
ah-bloo-bloo
Leo Richardson
>and your other badge
Hunter Anderson
ah-bloo-bloo
Eli Reed
>a charactor is running and screaming or some shit
Bentley Long
...and so the lawyer says "what do I look like, a proctologist?"
Aiden Cox
>"historically acurate depiction of medieval Europe"
>everyone speaks modern English
Jonathan Foster
>20% of the actors are black
Joshua Brooks
...
Jackson Allen
is the bucket finding sexual pleasure in what the frog is doing?
Aiden Gomez
ah-bloo-bloo
Nolan James
oh fuck its getting real now
Mason White
>movie set in ancient Egypt
>they use black actors instead of actual Egyptians
Oliver Cruz
>It's a Madea movie set in Egypt
Luke Wilson
Stop stealing my line, you faggot cuck.
I've literally seen you around here spamming it like the autistic little brat you are. Knock it off.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>Prison movie
>Most of the inmates are white
Carson Gomez
>go into comfy frog thread
>ah-bloo-bloo start splaying
Nicholas Torres
>goddamnit mcmulligan you're a loose cannon but you're a damn good cop
Benjamin Anderson
This actually
Joshua Rodriguez
Understandable because no one wants to see niggers.
Chase Fisher
Lol why a raptors logo?
Logan Jackson
because they are a meme you Canuck.