ITT: Headlines from June 2018

>Solo barely broke even—and that’s OKAY

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>Audiences hated it, and that's a good thing!

>The age of the straight white male lead is over - SLAY

>Millennials confused as to why presumed-dead misogynist Han Solo is the focus of new Star Wars flick "Soylo"

>Why Solo is the perfect Star Wars movie...and Star Wars fans don’t deserve it
>Number One: KHALEEEEESI!!! She stole the show and proved that women very much have a role in the Star Wars movie, sorry nerd bois

>"was it pol that broke Sup Forums?"

Libshits are the ones that cant meme. If you notice, lately Sup Forums posters get triggered easily if you mention women issues, Trump, etc... Tumblr and r/gaylife/ has infiltrated Sup Forums
Creativity lacks in lower IQ Elliot Roger mindsets like that. If you remember, Elliot Rodger was a sjw white knight soyboy that couldnt for the life of him figure out the most basic things, which is why I mention him

>It needs to be seen multiple times to fully appreciate its deep storytelling

Fuck are you talking about

You don't get it, do you?

>The strong women of color that made Solo a success

>Solo subverts gender expectations by showing women who kick ass

>and it's beautiful...

Solo? Solong to the patriarchy...
How Disney's Star War's Solo is redefining what it means to be a white male

>X is Y and it's Z

>President Trump shits himself and cries while being led out of the White House in handcuffs

I'm all ears.

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>Solo's poor box office performance blamed on Russian propaganda

PLEASE FUCKING HURRY MUELLER OMG

You forgot
>says increasingly nervous man for 17th time this year

We want more Qi'Ra! – SLAY QUEEN

>Solo ISN'T a Star Wars movie, and that's okay

i cant wait bois

>Sneed's Feed & Seed used to be a brothel and just ugh

CONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUME: CONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUMECONSUME - CONSUMECONSUME

>Solo's negative audience score, is actually a positive

>Solo dragged Star Wars fans out in the street, shot them dead, and way that's a good thing!

>The Mother of Dragons demonstrates how parsecs are a unit of time and not distance - here's why

>Solo shows white males their place and it's fucking amazeballs

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>Feminists edited out all the men in “Solo” and its beautiful

Or

>Solo and its toxic masculinity, and how Star Wars should proceed.

>critics hail Solo as one of a kind adventure!
>audiences watched Solo wrong

>ugh, a han solo movie? welcome back to the dark ages of sexism

>Solo: a cautionary tale for the Drumpf era

Someone wanna make a title crawl for us?
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>The Force is Female: how Solo's feminist ass kicking adventure became a smash hit.

>This will be the end of the Mueller investigation this time!

>Solo taking the chastity belt over Lando's suave masculinity is Very Cool

>How low can Star Wars ratings drop? About Solo.

>Solo didn't do well in China and that's a good thing.

>Solo may be a failure but that's a good thing it shows how women will lead Star Wars movies in the future.

>Star Wars' white male fans can't stand how Solo shows that behind every white male hero is a strong woman to do all the hard work

>The failure of Solo and why Star Wars is ready for a female future

>It's time to talk about the Star Wars fan base's white male problem

>Solo: A Star Wars Story beats James Camerons Avatar at the international box office

>Lena dunham has just the perfect reaction to THAT scene from "Solo"

>Alt-Right trolls play sexist, racist bingo game at Solo showings.

>Sorry Alt-Right Losers, "Solo" is now in Top 10 Star Wars Box Office Ranks

*steals BOTH your donuts*

kys

>A step-by-step guide on how to make dumb drumpf supporters donate their money to Star Wars

>Yes, "Solo" Bombed. But why do You Care?

>Solo shows audiences that when a female hutt enslaves a white male smuggler, its a good thing.

>Pushed Back Until December (but thats a good thing!)

>The trans-lesbian porg scene in "Solo" is everything we need in 2018 right now

>at the very least hundreds of people would masturbate to that

This guy right here is correct. Everyone else stop.

>Virginity and Box office correlation? Buzzfeed scientists show how to properly bully opponents of "Solo"

>solo chained with a metal banana hammock
>hutt has pink and purple hair
>hutt is an average amercian sjw
>"Heres why the hutt scene was important for women everywhere"

>Solo Soaring New Heights for Women

>How The 150 Million Spent In Marketing Has Nothing to do with the Councidental 150 million first week sales because we swear we dis not spend the marketing bux on buying presale tix and buying theaters out: it was all REAL CUSTOMER SALES, NOT GIVEAWAYS!!!

>I think you're cool reddit soyboy

>Here's how "Solo" can still win

It's so true it hurts.

can someone photoshop the pink hair purple lipstick + some triggered glasses on a hut plz

>Yes, Donald Glover Wrote Lando's Freestyle Rap. WATCH HuffPo Crew's Epic Cover!

>omg you're so mean!

>Malaysian sign language board bitches about Star Wars for record 1 millionth time this year.

Nah, you guys are looking at it all wrong. They're already starting. Google it now and you can already find the narratives they're going to be using. They know this movie is going to be garbage, but they're not going to say it's garbage.

"Solo isn't a bad film, it's just not the Star Wars we need right now"

Even all the pre-emptive articles right now state "I'm not saying the movie will be bad, but Star Wars finally moved forward, so stepping back seems wrong"

And I bet Disney will ride this, because it lets them control the narrative that Solo isn't a bad garbage film, it's just not the film Star Wars needs right now as the reason for it's inevitable failure.

Already a Disney character.

>Lucasarts goes UNDERCOVER on the underbelly of the internet(Yes you, Sup Forums)Watch these choice TAKEDOWNS of Racist trolls!

why are to many people on Sup Forums and Sup Forums offended when others make fun of high female growth hormone intake in men

>We need to talk about white leads in Star Wars

dab on them haters

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>Heres how Bernie can still win in 10 easy steps

fucking kek

>Why Solo Was Too Smart To Win

Take your meds

BASED user

The time of the female orc has come.

>Is young Han a deconstruction of Donal Trump?
yes he is and its mind blowing

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Here you go.

>Han's days of Pussy Grabbing are over (Lando can still do it tho - and that's a good thing)

>Han Soylo has just received his Nintendo Labo after paying ten thousand Republic dataries for his cardboard assembly kit

Do you think Ron Howard's going to be as much of a damage-controlling fag as Rian when it inevitably flops?

kino

...

Remember when it was called Yellow Journalism and was frowned upon?

Remember when journalists had the duty to post news instead of ((((((Content))))))?

I sure as fuck don’t.

>Elliot Rodger was a sjw white knight soyboy
>SJW
Are you high on crack or what? Elliot was the king of incels, not even a 2 year old would consider him a SJW

nah. Everyone will blame the other movie since they are so close.

>I sure as fuck don’t.

Because you're underaged

I think the soyboy meme is a dead horse at this point but holy shit.

We are not creating content Raiden, we are creating context.

If we put all of these on a bingo card, this would be the free space.

>Why SOLO'S real hero is Emilia Clarke! (And it's beautiful!)

Sup Forums pls go