Keanu Reeves

What was going through his mind when he signed up for this role?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvUs8613_TM

"Woah"

Cuban Lexi belle

Hoping to see if Ana de Armas has a dick.

Imagine being Keanu in this scene

god i wish that were me

She reminds me of Ivanka Trump for some reason.

This is an instant watch for me. Thanks for the recommendation

This movie is best watched with the assumption that the entire project was done by the producers to get Keanu laid.

>Keanu, we’ve got a role for you to cheer you up again

>What is it?

>You’ll play a guy who gets tied to a bed and molested by two latinas

>Where do I sign the non-disclosure agreement?

I must literally fuck my shit up with a physical comedy this depressed tragic hero image is killing my career

Real lolita shit

That it would be a nice break from all the training he did for John Wick while still getting paid?

Be sure to watch the alternate ending on youtube afterwards because the normal one sucks

>She's not Trinity

>I had better take this role to ensure these up and coming starlets aren't harassed on set.

Keanu, always a good guy.

im sure eli roth just made this film so he can watch keanu fuck his wife

Is she getting off by the hardness of erection alone or by the power fantasy of taking a man's honor?
To me this expression seems closer the the former.

what was going through your mind when you post a mobile link

ok so fetishes aside is there any real reason to watch this movie? like, is there twist where he defeats them or they escape but he lives is it just softcore horrorporn?

It's pretty straightforward, no twist or anything, really meh and pointless movie. The original ending was good, but they cut it and replaced with a generic one.

fpbp

You think he did this movie for free? It seems like it would be a slap in the face to expect a salary for this experience.

can you spoiler for it me?

IT WAS FREE PIZZA

glad to see the cute girl from the gif is getting roles

Fuck you.

I like how when people are tied up in movies their legs also stop working

Yeeahh.. but nothing beats these "supereffective" gags with single piece of tape or a loose cloth.

EXCELLENT *air guitar*

I'm sure Keanu would let you ride him in a school girl outfit if you ask him nicely enough.

>tfw no femdom gf

>"No dick. Dropped."

Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to film a scene like this. I bet Keanu "messed up" his lines a couple times just so they'd have to reshoot

the entire budget of the movie was like a few million dollars. i don't think he got paid that much. he probably volunteered honestly.

THERE IS NO SPOON THERE IS NO SPOON PLS GO SOFT

>we did things you and mommy never did

Picked it the fuck up. Hope there are some nudes.

Imagine the opposite of this movie where do dudes tie up and rape a woman for an entire movie with no redemption.

Yeah just imagine, ha ha

She revenged the point is

"..."

>with no redemption

>The scene where she takes off her panties and stands over him.

I legitimately don't think she was wearing anything because Keanu looked shocked as fuck for a second and turned away, but she kept nudging him to look at her. The camera angle JUST missed showing her vaginal lips too; the shot was clearly cut before showing too much else.

I was diamonds that entire scene.

yes sexually

t.daddy trump

Ana de Armas was seriously the most sexually arousing woman I've ever seen on screen in that movie.

like real life

I watched this movie with my dad. We treated it as a comedy basically.

Keanu Reeves is a shit actor who got away with his performance in the matrix solely because of the role and character itself. Prove me wrong

he just wanted to play a guy with a family

Fun fact. The guy who played Colin in Love Actually returned his paycheck for the day of filming that was just him getting undressed by three women.
This. I thought it was comedy of the fucking year that year. I fucking loved it.
"Why you do this to me daddy? Why?!"

During interviews she acts very cavalier about being nude on screen, I wouldn't be surprised if she did show Keanu her vag.

What made it even more funny was Keanu's shit acting. It felt like a YouTube movie

Everyone pretty much is in agreement that Keanu isn't the greatest actor to grace film, but he has a nice charm/magnetism to him that works well for his movies. For example, Keanu as John Wick is pure ecstasy; I can't imagine any other actor playing John Wick after Keanu.

He knows how to pick his roles to suit his character and acting capability. He has never had lofty goals for "MUH OSCAR" but just strives to be a good actor for a role.

In short, Keanu is the epitome of the 9-5 working Everyman in Hollywood. Not especially fantastic as an actor, but not horrible either. Knows how to pick his roles, knows what works for him, what doesn't, etc. Overall, solid actor. You literally can't hate the guy.

I like keanu

>boinks traps
>takes care of cancer sister
>keeps to himself
>seems friendly
real human bean

It would be blasted to holy hell and no one would give it the slightest bit of praise.

Double standard as fuck. No one would even dare to make it. But it's okay when it's hot girls seducing and fucking with a guy.

He was really really awful in this movie. Coming from someone who enjoys him in some stuff.
Like laughably bad.

>those panties
----->

Roles to suit his character
> TFW I look through his filmography

He certainly likes to wear suits

lmao

Nah, Keanu is way too pure and nice.

Ty, I laughed more then I should have

Why is Sup Forums wrong again?

>So Keanu, We've got some free time coming up, what are you feeling for your next project?
I, ugh, I think it's time to do Knock Knock 2: Knocked up
>Oh, another one of those, really, oh, ok, well, wh.. who do you want for that???
>Hmm, Definitely those two broads, they were very... grateful... Lorenza Izzo and Ana de Armas. I'm also gonna need the BITWC chicks, Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos, then uh, Alexandria Daddario, Kate Upton, Bella Throne, Elle Fanning
>KEANU KEANU... calm down. what the fuck are you talking abou... w....w...what is this?
OK, so, it's like, they all show up, and are like, WE NEED SPERM, and like I'm like, NO, it's just not right. Then like, they kidnap me and have raw vicious animal orgy sex with each other and my body, very french, no simulation, and they take my sperm and all get pregnant.
>.......*sigh*, so, what's the point?
Well, female empowerment dude. These ladies have to take what they want, ya know?
>...Look Keanu, I, I'll run it by the money guys, but I don;t think this is gonna...
Tell them I'll pay them 50 million each.
>W.what the fuck are you
I'll fund it, idgaf.

This man is a genius.

Isn't Keanu gay though?
He was fucking a tranny last I heard.

you're high

Traps

there were rumours about him being gay in the '90s.

He's not gay, he's just all fucked up from his daughter being stillborn.

puffy vulva

I'd love to see the bloopers of this film, I imagine the actors had to retake these scenes 3 or 4 times because they would just burst out laughing at the stupidity

I watch so much hentai that when a girl started dirty talking in english to be I just couldn't take her seriously at all lmao

>i want to get raped by my underage daughter

having incest fetish my dick would have exploded while shooting this scene.

kek

girls get away with it and bury him only leaving his head out, uploading the sex scene on his facebook and his family gets home and gets shocked

alternative ending he tracks them to their next victing, gets out of the car in his John Wick attire and knocks on the door

So does this film have a plot?

Based John Wick is pure ecstasy poster.

he nailed neo too

'Blank audience self insert in power fantasies' He really nails that role

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Knock knock is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and it also has Ana de armas tits, win win for me

is he truly /ourguy/

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>Speed
>The Devil’s Advocate
>John Wick
>Point Break
>Bill & Ted

There you go plebeian faggot

You must’ve mistaken him for the Wachowski brothers who directed the Matrix trilogy

MY EARS! I'LL GO DEAF!

>randomly posting bree
i approve

Fpbp

>Punishment, time to fuck your cock
Keanu:
>time to act fast

Free pizza