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"Hey look we nominated enough darkies and will be tossing them some pity awards so you negroes better not complain! We're still cleaning up this #MeToo bullshit, we don't want another fucking hashtag popping up."

>and the winner is.... no one! That's what it says on the card, ladies and gentleman: "noone". No one won. You're all terrible. Good night!

No matter who wins black twitter will get mad until black people win every category. Even best lighting.

You can never win with these people.

that nigger looks like they dragged his baboon looking ass straight out of the congo.

>watching the oscars
Fuxlimg hell Sup Forums i expectes this from casual normies but not here.

#OscarsSoBlackAndFemale

If the nigger wins best cinematography over Blade Runner, I'll go out and do a Elliot Rodger style

*nigger movie
But the fucking lesbian who is nominated BETTER NOT FUCKING WIN

Nigger

straight outta chango

Ten years ago we would have been sitting around meme'ing about how this sort of thing could never happen.

Now it's happening and we're meme'ing about just how it could get any worse.

Fuck man, i can't handle the irony of the photo in the article from the move about what is essentially happening in the article itself. The smug, uncomfortable look on the black man in the center of attention being awkwardly applauded. What the fuck does this mean for for for everyone?

It'll be all light skinned blacks who win and they'll complain about that.

>five black nominees in the major categories
>not one of them has a prayer of winning

This was a worse move than just not nominating any. Black Twitter is gonna throw a shit fit

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE black people REEEEEEEEEE

DAE le praise kek?!?!

YAAAAS QUEEN US BLAHK PEEPOL R RISING THRU THA RANKS, YALL WHITIES MAD???

does anyone else think the get out is barely above the rest of the the blumhouse schlock?
it was ok but oscar worthy?
really?

No one will watch it, all time lowest ratings once again. Have fun with selling cheap shit to blacks during an "extravagant" event lmao.

Fuck all of you alt-right racists!

>that pic
I saw a commercial today where Samantha Bee is sending people to different countries to apologize for Orange Bastard. Somehow this reminded me of it, and it makes me sick to my fucking core.

Does anyone really think that? No.

but you know what the flavor of the day is...

>fuck drumpff XD

when are people going to relearn the feeling of shame that comes with being placated too?

I could feel this even as a child and hated it. Why do these faggots seem to crave it?

only children, broken families, etc.

>be white
>nominated for oscar
>other nominees are women and minorities
>if you win everyone will call you racist/sexist

>>be white
I think you mean jewish.

WHOSE GONNA WIN

WHOSE GONNA LOSE

I'VE GOT THAT OSCER FEVER

HOPE YOU GOT IT TOO

>beta white boy bitches crying about Get Out

The whining never stops.

They just cant win can they?

>we now give participation trophies to all actors in Hollywood. You all are winners now! Group-hug, everybody!

what I want to know is where are the vogon poet nominees?

Was thinking about this pic the other day and how reality is getting close to that. It's surreal

fpbp

How does one "congratulate to" exactly? Would fugg the one on the right though

That reminds me of this.

I feel so bad for those black teens, they probably just want a normal life. But instead they get to be shown off like pets by their virtue signaling SJW classmates.
It's sickening

>apologizing for shit your ancestors probably never partook in
like 3% of the American population owned slaves jesus christ

after this they're gonna have to apologize to me for being revolting

It's Christmas for tinsel town

>This was a worse move than just not nominating any. Black Twitter is gonna throw a shit fit


It will both be hilarious to see black people be openly racist and entertaining to watch white people be cringey.

shouldn't blacks also apologize for their african ancestors who sold the salves in the first place?

Literally no award ceremony is worth it. Fucking boss baby was nominated for the academy awards. The whole system is bullshit

I really hope get out wins. Affirmative action is painful and wrong but it seems like the best way to get rid of it is to keep forcing it till people come to their senses.

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No because that goes against the "evil whitey" narrative.

>non-US citizen

Send her back

lol, triggered much?

This shit made me 100% drop the Oscars/Golden Gloves, etc. forever

Like, I don't even check out the flicks nominated like I used to every year. Don't watch the ceremony, don't give a fuck

They caved into SJWs who don't even watch this shit or go to these movies. I hope they burn

>They caved into SJWs

They caved into Academy members who were boycotting you dumbfuck. The Oscars isn't some public mass vote, it's Academy members deciding what gets nominated and what wins. It's for them, by them. They don't give a fuck if you or the SJWs like or hate it, they give a fuck if their own academy members do.

that cant be real

Yeah cause the world really collapsed after people complained on twitter for a week

Have you heard? She's an anti-Semite now

Didn't Moonlight win Best Picture
What has to happen before race stops being an issue that matters at the Oscars

>giving Get Out a pity nomination because it was made by a black man vindicates Get Out's themes of white elites infantilizing and fetishizing blacks,ironically justifying its nomination

Pottery

Did you see when Seth Meyers singled out Daniel Kaluuya at the Golden Globes? Same shit there, he looked so uncomfortable

If it wins, the movie is a documentary. I hope Jordan rips them a new asshole.

don't forget owned slaves
thousands of black families in the us by the 1800s owned slaves
so black people in america don't really know whether they are descended from slaves or from slave owners

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Came here to post this
At least last year everyone knew Maharajashalabazzalala Ali and Viola Davis were going to win, even Moonlight was the second favorite and it won
This year there's only a slight chance Peele might win Screenplay and that's it
Even though two black women yaaas are nominated for Supporting Actress

>hand out pity awards based off of race

How is this not racism?
What if they gave the white players MVP every year in the NBA out of pity?

get out is going to sweep and aint nuffin u can do bout it yte boi
YPIPO IS CANCELLED YALL

>I'm ironically being a nigger
Still being a nigger

how nominees are chosen now: pick top 3 in category then add two blacks = 5 nominees

lol white people are fucked

that six-head though

who?

their fucking faces makes me actually feel bad for them, and the roasties smiles makes it worse

m00t
inventor of memes

Hey!

Black people deserve oscars because they're black!!!!!!!!

why don't they just have a black oscars? why are black people trying to seek approval from white people?
they could have the black oscars on BET

shape of water will win everything its nominated for other than the acting categories. Actress will go to the dyke from 3 billboards, supporting actress will go to Allison Janey, supporting actor will go to sam rockwell. SoW will sweep everything else

I'd hate to win OR lose because of skin color. I'd wonder if my achievements were really achievements, or my failures really failures. What the fuck is wrong with people?

yeah his face really bothers me. I want to punch it

It's the Onion you dense dumb motherfucker

Nobody encourages black people to build their own.

>Shape of Water wins best picture
>Del Toro wins best director
>social media outrage begins
>"sigh another year when the black man is held down by the tyranny of whites...."
>headlines will read "Get Out snubbed... Maybe we're not as politically correct as we think"
>general consensus of retards is "Oscars prove they are not interested in diversity as white male, Guillermo del Toro, sweeps wins"

anyone else ready to kill themselves? Mexican man will win but no one cares about Hispanics, Asians etc. just blacks.

>want to increase diversity in hollywood
>nominate the wrong black movies

I dont care if they give best actor to Denzel even if the movie he was in was terrible, but Kaluuya uniroincally does not deserve even a nomination.
All he does in the whole movie is scoff and look vaguely annoyed, until one moment when he has to be emotional and shed a single tear. I could have fucking played that part and done just as well.