What do we think about this?

What do we think about this?
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oh shit are we getting more Hershlag?

did people really give a shit about Leia ever

sure, star wars needs female empowerment above everything, even if it results in a shitty movie that paints them into a corner

>by ressurecting her decades long dead mother

Nobody tell her what happened in EP 3. NuWars definitely needs more plot holes.

Lore and canon is for racist alt-right manchildren.

why are all the force ghosts men? seems sexist to me.

Can Sup Forums explain to me what the FUCK happened to Carrie's nose as she got older?

It's like she shamed her old one, or ripped it off and replaced it with an entirely new one. Jesus Christ.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Snorting too much cocaine and Xanax.

the funny totally party drug disolve your cartilage along your frontal lobes also.

>zombie Padme
I'm sold.

Or yknow they could have just fuckin made holdo interesting and have leia die instead.

what the fuck are you even saying? leia was always cool

So who wants to tell her?

Wait so Padme or the Keira Knightly double

>Kylo Ren and his holographic grandmother
no

I fuckin love how they just have to put more and more strong, iconic and independant women in this movies already saturated of feminists.
At this point they should just make a star wars film with just women.

It's amazing how The A.V. Club has become such a fucking SJW garbage trash shit site

Maybe it always was and I never noticed back in the day but holy shit

How did Portman have a career after being a worse actor than even Hayden in the prequels? Hayden was shit cause he tried too hard but she didn't even do that. Same shit when she was in Thor.

>At this point they should just make a star wars film with just women.

Nah because then the big bad would be female and that's P R O B L E M A T I C.

But she lost the will to live ooba ooba

>

> padme wasn’t actually dead
> she was just in a coma and was placed in cryogenic somewhere
> snoke found her, cure her of the illness, then brainwash her to be mrs.vader
> she get released
> played by hershlag, lack of aging can be attribute to cryogenic procedure
> she now try to seduce Kylo deep into dark side with not so subtle incest sexual tension.
> it will be grandmommy-fu kino

>when the sequel for a new trilogy is so bad, the only solution to fix it is to use stuff from the prequels that the world memed people to hate.

That really subverts my expectations.

Just when you think the series cannot be more ruined
You begin to worry that this idea can actually bring so many more damages that they actually would use it

>the big bad would be female and that's P R O B L E M A T I C

Just imagine this shit
>New star wars
>all females
>big bad "new vader" but female
>confrontation hero vs evil
>new vader takes off mask
>Its a man using a voice changer
Honestly if they gave me a movie of equal quality to the original trilogy i would be able to accept a completely feminist movie.

They really want to lose to litty 2

because she was 18 and probably getting fucked by execs

Quality and feminism don't go together. The whole point of feminism is to lower the quality of everything so women don't feel bad about not doing as well as men.

Deviated septum, the foundation of her nose basically collapsed, or actually, rotted away due to excessive cocaine use

It honestly feels like they are trying to kill the franchise so hard.

Be real. We only liked her for the slave outfit.

Thanks. It actually took me a moment to realize why what I was reading felt wrong.

Leia was cool back in the day, but old Leia is just kinda annoying. Past Leia was a good counterpart to match the coolness of Han Solo.

Articles like this make me dislike women.

don't forget some badass, dark and gritty ewoks.

2 movies with old leia was a bit much

She's a jew.

there wouldn't be a "big bad" if the society was all-female, you fucking racist sexist misogynist alt-right anime nazi. not every star wars movie has to be about conflict. you can make a star wars movie about feelings too.

>racist sexist misogynist alt-right anime nazi
kek

Should be the opposite, a woman using a voice changer to appear to be a big scary man.

aw yeah
fund that shit

Not if the big bad female wanted to kill all men because they did bad. The good women can save the men, quip about how maybe it would be a good thing if the big bad won, and everyones happy

Remember when Leia had a British accent?

I 'member

Leia was fucking awesome in IV. Her banter with Han was excellent and she was a strong female character(TM) without being forced.

She was an absolute nothing character in V, and then the slave bikini made her awesome again in VI.

I also liked her with her long hair out on Endor

I dont think Portman will gladly join the SW trainwreck honestly.
She even cut ties with MCU.

it makes me sad but the coke really fucked her head, she practically mumbled her way through TFA, and it was obvious that Holdo or whatever her name was was brought in to replace her in TLJ.

>“The minute she finished,” Kennedy explains, “she grabbed me and said, ‘I’d better be at the forefront of IX!’ Because Harrison [Ford] was front and center on VII, and Mark [Hamill] is front and center on VIII. She thought IX would be her movie. And it would have been.” Carrie Fisher’s untimely death in 2016 is a tragedy for an innumerable number of reasons, but one of those is that Leia won’t be able to finish out that arc she was meant to have.

Feels good man

>you can make a star wars movie about feelings too.
Stop giving them ideas

>Or yknow they could have just fuckin not had Holdo in the movie at all and had Leia die.
Fixed that

She's stated before she hates doing these 'genre' movies and doesn't feel her heart is in it...
But she likes the big pay check because shes a kike

I never thought that was wierd, it actually made sense..
Shes a princess, and keeps her high-society face on in front of Tarkin
once he threatens to nuke Alderran she shits herself and drops the act.

>Rian has a list of plotpoints and ideas to continue in the new films
>goes with the one and only idea that is impossible to do
what did he mean by this?

>Leia character is the only one that isnt a coward and actually did something with her life
>carrie still feel like luke and han got more

Fuck you Fisher

If anything she's lucky she didn't have her own movie to have her character humiliated. It's pretty fucking ironic though that her last words in the franchise are now 'What are you looking at me for? Follow him.' to Poe.

She had a pretty enjoyable role in TFA, a few quibbles aside, but she got knocked out for most of TLJ and I don't recall missing her for a second, so I can't help but be scared that her CGI ghost will overstay it's welcome come the third film.

I guess her final goodbye is going to be on ep9

God the desperation of her to be the star and center of attention is so fucking annoying. Couldn’t stand her interviews and listening to her fried brain try to get her mouth say words. She was far to ugly and fucked by coke to be in movies. If Kylo would have blew her up and killed her without hesitation or remorse in VIII it would have been a better movie by far.

noses and ears are two of the only body parts that continue growing throughout your adulthood

That was during Black Swan and she thought she was too good for kiddie shit. But now she hit the wall she'll come crawling back

Fuck it, have Padme be the Force Ghost instead of Anakin. I don't give a shit anymore.

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... nerfherder!

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>She even cut ties with MCU.
>implying Marvel didn't finally notice that her (and the whole earth crew) were dragging down the movies and gave her the boot instead
It probably was a mutual agreement desu.

>The whole Kylo/Rey/Rebels/Order shit gets solved in the first 20 minutes of the movie
>The next 2 hours is a romantic sitcom starring force ghost Anakin and Padme

The coke didn't fuck her head, it fucked her nose. The septum got hole-y from too much caustic cocaine and as a result the projection of her voice changed irreparably.

She was okay in the original trilogy, being a realist to balance idealistic Luke and cynical Han. She didn't really justify any of her screen time in the new trilogy though.

lots of nerdy girls looked up to her character growing up, she was an idol for them (before the fuckfest of the last decade or so when everything became fake)

The she-jew ghost will float as a smoky specter over the crematoria of new order

YAAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAAAY

Hot as fuck

Yes! She was hot, looked sexy in the slave outfit and had badass moments. Good female character. Old Leia is just a worn out Carrie-junkie-Fisher living on borrowed time.

to "le nerd culture", starwars OT is like the bible, everything in it must be enshrined

>Still no Kyle and a proper Grandmaster Luke

>Anakin didnt kill padme, he transfered some of his Force to her.
>her death was her body rebooting to adjust to the force
>she wakes up decades later and ready to kick ass

i really hope they will bring up shit like this and ruin it so much that it will fade into oblivion.

>let's forget the daughter and embrace the dead mother

what happened?

>The coke didn't fuck her head
t. drug dealer

>YAAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAAAY
What does that actually mean? Sorry, I’m a bong and I don’t think we have that here. Is it is what pink hair women say or something? Why? What? Who?

Disney will never use stuff from the PT unless it's a small nod/cameo.

>The coke didn't fuck her head, it fucked her nose

It very clearly did both.

>Even amid her disappointing Revenge Of The Sith denouement—inexplicably losing the will to live after giving birth is perhaps the most insulting death she could’ve been given—Padmé at least gets to deliver some particularly savvy political observations as Chancellor Palpatine transforms the Republic into his Galactic Empire. “So this is how liberty dies,” she notes dryly, “with thunderous applause.”

But this was a terrible line, right guys?

>unless it's to make fun of it
Fixed desu.

It really was, I honestly don't know what happened to the AV Club. Is it the same deal with Cracked, where they just degraded over time?

Frankly I'd prefer Luke to be in 9 as a flashback rather than a forceghost. Having only about 30 seconds of flashback for Luke and student Ben in 8 was fucking retarded. Doing it in 9 isn't exactly 'good' but if done properly could maybe offer a better explanation for Luke threatening Ben then fucking off for a few decades.

Her career didn't take off after Black Swan despite how it was critically acclaimed.

Also she was a homewrecker and got knocked up by the married dance teacher of the movie.

I actually like that line and several others in ep3.

>You're breaking my heart
>His fate will be the same as ours
>You will try
>Army or not, you must realize: you're doomed

Nevermind by several i meant other four.

This tangled web reminds me of this.

youtu.be/aa95jLxZfc4

Padme is Padme.

>winter soldier Padme

MUH FUCKING DICK

As retarded as this would be, I'm ready for an evil Sith Hershlag

The dialogue before/during the duel was good, but only because the knowledge that this was the confrontation that the whole trilogy had been leading up to did most of the work

>You will try
This was one of the few moments where it actually sounded like something Vader would say

I sure fucking hope they do this.
Like seriously QUUEEEN SLLAAAY while totally ignoring the fact that she's dead and buried. It will be the lovely final nail to the nu-wars coffin

Too clever for nu-wars. I hope they actually bring her back without ANY explanation at all, and she gets to destroy all the baddies with her strong menstruation.

>Kennedy isn’t above speaking on behalf of the dead

Truly disgusting, but what do you expect from a bigwig Hollywood suit?

Jesus Christ we Jodorowsky now

I liked her in the Empire, but she wasn't good in ANH and RotJ. Still, would have liked to see her become Luke's equivalent in the force department in the new trilogy.