Be millennial roastie

>be millennial roastie
>see lots of bagging on the new thunderdyke captain marvel
>laugh
>decide to read to see how bad it is
>end up loving it

welp.

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The run where she gets the haircut is the one Sup Forums loves most.

its a good haircut

oh really? i see this series getting reamed all over youtube with comic reviewers

Carol threads are for Mondays. Expect wave after wave of shit posting any other day of the week.

It's because it's the one with the most in common with Earth's Mightiest Heroes Carol.

That haircut makes my dick diamonds.

never forget, never forgive

Didnt they do this same thing in that America comic? At least everyone isn't saying how amazing she is.

she used to look so generic back then and now she's an icon. its like night and day

Yes they did. The owner of the tumblr who makes the parody said this in the next update:
>Question from user: So I guess you didn’t like that America Chavez comic?

>I’m not going to answer that outright, and instead tell you a really funny thing: I started editing and rewriting this whole event something like a month ago, before Issue #1 or even the preview for the America’s ongoing came out. The only thing I’ve changed since then was adding “we asked 100 people to”

>waaa, now we have 48367 generic longhaired t&a blondes instead of 48368

>random stacy with good art vs sexy even in poor art

"loves" is a big word, but it's probably the most solid creative team she got since they started this insane push, which of course it's why the lasted five issues before Civil War II kicked in.

>icon
Being this delusional.

It does. It is a meme to act like someone likes it, kind of like Gwenpool. Just shit posting to cause drama, nothing more.

I want Phil Noto to draw Carol.

Even the CW2 arc was good. Gage is solid.

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Not as cute as his previous stuff but I'll take it.

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>preferring bimbo Carol instead of /fit/ lesbian goddess Carol
The absolute shittest taste.

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Can you post some interesting pages? I've seen plenty of bitching and I've seen plenty of fan art but I've never seen anyone just post pages of her doing interesting things.

>the absolute state of Sup Forumsmblr

fine, tell me which character is still a t&a blonde in Marvel?

I'll wait

>These are the professional """"artists"""" marvel hires these days
It's like their only experience is drawing goblins in some fantasy webcomic.

Captain Marvel.

T&A doesn't stand for "Tiny and Assless" user.

Welp, sorry you have shit taste. Might I recommend America to you as well? Or perhaps Champions? I hear it is quite woke and calls out microaggressions passionately.

to be fair, she's a total thunderdyke
I think it's hot

>implying this tight tush isn't perfect for her to rest on your face

somehow posted this here instead of in the Joker thread

alas

>Resting your head on a rock

don't knock it till you've tried it

>roastie
>bagging

What the fuck are you trying to say here? Is this what being old feels like?

I find it hilarious that normies still don't know or give a fuck about Carol

icon is black you retard

Maybe OP is proud of her Arby's downstairs and doesn't consider it derogatory?

Still waiting for pages. Surely she must have done something interesting once.

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With this thread up along with Designated Dave's Marvel Man I just realized Carol's been tweaked to more or less look like him.
It's not OG colors either, Mar Vell was predominantly red with blue, but Carol is the opposite.

>roastie
Huh?

The fuck is a roastie

Captain Marvel's so cool she makes me forget the X-Men even exist.

ikr

UNF

Reminds me that Carol was at her best as a X-Men supporting character.

Not him but i have tried it and it's not that great

its like they took the best of our world and put it into theirs

>as a X-Men...

A who?

>roastie
Are you shill or something? Would a woman really be dumb enough to call herself this?

soon the transition will be complete

It's the same reason niggers call themselves niggers, they're taking the power of the label back.

I'd expect women to know the shape of their labia isn't related to fucking.

Calling yourself a derogatory term doesn't mean you believe what that derogatory term refers to.

A what now? I think you are talking about the Guardians of the Galaxy here. Those I've Heard of.

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That doesnt work if you still get buttblasted when someone else uses it

>Trashing millennials when you're a millennial yourself.

>Nigga and nigger have the same meaning
You're kidding right?

I doubt someone who uses the word roastie to desribe themselves gets buttblasted about the use of the word.

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>>be millennial roastie
I honestly don't have enough ree for you.

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That looks pretty good. Still not going to buy that game.

People don't pronounce nigger like "nigga" to make it a different word you autist, they pronounce it that way because they pronounce all their R sounds that way.

I agree, he looks handsome.

t. Someone who isn't black and has no black friends.

You should also try "America", "Hellcat" and "Moon Girl".

Maybe you are the audience that Marvel has been searching for all those years.

Do not inflict America on the unsuspecting.
Moon Girl is good and Hellcat is meh.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Moon Girl is one of Marvel's better books.

Not the same thing as being good, but it is almost infinitely better than America/Hellcat/Squirrel Girl.

Why is Rogue a fucking savage?

Yeah I don't understand everything ther.

Fucked a caveman probably.

Here you go you literal retard. Ice Cube talks about Bill Maher saying "nigger" and explains how "that's our word now." Not "nigga is different from nigger." He identifies the word he and black people use for each other in modern times as the same word white people have used historically as a racial epithet. Because they are the same word, pronouncing a word with an A sound at the end instead of an R sound at the end isn't an attempt to create a new word, it's just how words like that sound when you aren't pronouncing your Rs as much as a newscaster might. It doesn't even make sense to pretend like it's a different word because that defeats the purpose of reclaiming it as your own.

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why is this better dialog than the real comic?

WHEN

how she looks like a man she has a a shit costume and she is as boring a dishwater, she also a mary sue

what dose problematic fave mean?
im not shit posting i actually wanna know what that means?

this, damn If Carol looked and acted like this version in the comics i would run immediately to buy her comic books every month

Fucking Carol gets a bomber jacket before Alex
Being an Alexfag must be suffering

Pretty sure it's just 2-5 guys Larping to be retards user, just ignore them.

I FUCKING HATE YOU Sup ForumsMBLR you ruined this board

didn't mean you user jsut the people you referenced and basically the state Sup Forums is in now you and this user gets it

you like her but she raped a child or something but you still like her

stop going on Sup Forums you old bag

>Ice Cube is the authority on all things black
Shieeeeeeet.

Has Carol molested Kamala?

Yes, several times, around one o'clock. She comes with a taser, and other apparatus.

Probably.

Now that Anya's gone she needs a new delicious brown jailbait concubine.

We have over 9000 penises

Does Captain Marvel even have villains?

>how many krees does it take to suck at everything?
>the answer is half!
top fucking kek

Emma Frost

If people can't tell that your character is female just from the softness in their features, then you're a bad artist.

How come catwoman looks good with short hair cut, but carol looks like a dyke ?

Long hair tended to get in the way of her acrobatic movements and they have had decades to work out what kind of short hair works for her. The catsuit drawn with exposed cleavage and body hugging curves that all good artists emphasize with her athletic movements helps too.