We need someone that appeals to autists/beta nerds

>we need someone that appeals to autists/beta nerds
>I know just the guy

JUST LIKE ME

I love the Goose he's based and just like me

>He is just like me except he is handsome fit with a beautiful wife and kids

Try Sup Forums then
It's where the male feminists hangout

Genius the man's simply cashing in.

>we need someone willing to go to the movies alone
>but meek enough to prop up Mondays and Wednesdays

he's not gay?

I mean, not to be a fag, but a woman has said that to me verbatim.

>We need someone that literally everyone likes except jealous numales

How the fuck is gosling so good at playing autistic characters?

His wife ain't all that and his kids aren't that cute.

We like Ryan because he's good looking but not 10/10. Type of guy I can leave my girl friend with.

He's just like me except A REAL HUMAN BEAN

and I'm more nicest guy you'll ever meet/twisted fucking psychopath

because he's literally autistic
>"When I first saw First Blood it put a spell on me and I thought I was Rambo. I even thought my face felt like Sylvester Stallone's face when I touched it.

>"I went to school the next day and bought a Fisher Price kit and I put steak knives in there and I took them and threw them at all the kids during recess. I got suspended rightfully so and I'm sorry. I never did anything like that again."

>Type of guy I can leave my girl friend with.
you're deluded thinking your girl wouldn't hop on his dick the moment you leave

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I don't know, user. Girls have been into Gosling since The Notebook. I frankly don't understand why, but it's true.

the whole point is that Ryan wouldn't fuck her. I'm aware he would make her wet just like pic related would make me

>relates with a character ripped off straight from le samourai
>"wow, this is the greatest film ever made"
Why do people do this?

Yeah, we are more like Cage