You stand accused of murder, you stand accused of treason, how do you answer these charges?

You stand accused of murder, you stand accused of treason, how do you answer these charges?

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Am I being detained?

bane?

No lawyer? No witnesses? What sort of due process is this?

tell me about the Starks, why would they kill a man based on hearsay and unsubstantiated claims?

uh, you don't get to bring friends

I demand trial by combat

He's also the only one in the entire north with half a brain. They fucked themselves over royally by killing him.

Do you have any evidence?
Or is this going to be one of Joffrey’s show trials?

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I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homoshexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backshide artisht, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arshebandit. I lift thoshe shirtsh. I'm a faggot-assh, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairsh reshtaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moshesh and the parting of the red cheeksh. I fuck and I am fucked. I shuck and I am shucked. I rim them and wank them, and every shingle man'sh had the fucking time of hish life. And I am not a pervert. If there'sh one twishted bashtard in this room, it's thish little blackmailer here. So congratulationsh, Bran. I've just officially outed you.

>this scene was by far the worst of the season
>shits on so much established loor, internal logic, and character motivations
>all that sacrificed for a YASS QWEEEN moment
>and the masses ate it up anyway.

The show will never get any better, will it? I was a fool to watch after Stannis's character assassination.

what a pointless character

same with varys

PROOVE IT

No!

I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life, including your father, Lady Stark.

What a pointless post, same as your life.

Those are big charges

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHANSHA SHAVE ME

Murder? Treashon? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? 'Cause you kisshed me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking INSHANE!

is CIA's character in Maze Runner an allegory for Littlefinger's journey through the afterlife? He is sent to the SKARCH, a hellish domain. He struggles and eventually finds the illustrious DEATH CURE.

Can we join your houses by marrying your sister?

Shansha, I...

>our houses
Sorry

For you

>you murdered our aunt, Lysa Arryn
You are then contracting the very testimony you gave after the incident, which makes your accusation itself questionable as your only evidence is your own word, which is untrustworthy.

>you conspired to murder Jon Arryn
Based on what? The ravings of a mad woman? Again, the only evidence to this is your word which we have already established is inconsistent. Lysa Arryn had motive to kill her husband, and that was the plans to make her son a ward of Stannis Baratheon. She's the one who fled the capital after his death, not me.

>you had Lysa Arryn send a letter to my mother telling them it was the Lannisters
And which letter would that be? Do you have the letter here? No? It was burned by your mother without anyone else having seen it? How convenient.

>you conspired with Cersei and Joffrey to betray our father
Betrayal? Lord Stark was conspiring to stage a coup and demanded that I bribe the goldcloaks for him. All I am responsible for is not illegally bribing the guard for a turncoat and instead upholding the king's law. My oaths of fealty are to my king, not some northern lord.

>thanks to your treachery he was imprisoned and later executed
I am very sorry about your father's death but that was King Joffery's decision, not mine.

>you held a knife to his throat
After he and his men drew blades in the king's presence and threatened to abduct the king

>you told our mother this knife belonged to Tyrion Lannister
No, I told her it belonged to me and then passed to Tyrion. How can you imply that I hired the assassin that attempted to murder Bran when I was not even in Winterfell and had no possible way of knowing what was going on there as it happened thousands of miles away and I am not omniscent. The Lannisters had every reason to kill the boy.

someone post the deepfake

I choose the mighty Robert, Knight of the Holy Order of the Concession Stands, as my champion.

i dindu nuffin

>.... Lord Baelish?!

fucking hell

I feel like that's a cliche but I can't think of any examples.

The thing is, they didn't even attempt to put up even 1% of this logic in his defense.

& the whole scene was awful & continued the trend of the shows steep downfall.

I SHUPPOSHE HARRENHALL IS OFF THE TABLE THEN?

You got any actual proof m8?

>So, it's treason then

I've been a fan of GoT for years and I hope Gendry destroys Arya's angry cunt next season.

This. Its all CGI wyverns and battles with teleporting armies at this point.

>and I am not omniscient
Unfortunately for you Lord Baelish, my brother is omniscient. He can verify the truth of every crime mentioned. If anyone wishes for proof of his abilities, talk with him and you will see he knows things he couldn't possibly know otherwise.

I was hoping Littlefinger would reassure Sansa at some point by saying "At least you won't die a virgin"

but that's SORCERY!

Would've made sense if that actually happened.
And on that note, that scene when he goes through the wall is so dumb
>I'm Brandon Stark
>prove it
>*says some creepy omniscient shit that in no way proves his identify*
>oh well let him through, it's not like there's any dangerous magic shit going on on the other side of the wall

what is this type of acting called?

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To be fair, Edd doesn't have any reason to hostile and not let them through in the first place. Jon is 100% #refugeeswelcome, as long as they're breathing, they should be good to go. It's just a bullshit scene to get Bran to show off his abilities and create artificial tension.

>can i get a print out of sansa being raped

Drgn nois

I hope Lyanna Mormont gets eaten by undead Thenns.

wait did GOT have an episode of chinamen slaughtering people on a boat or am I Imagining it?

Literally the only asian in Got

kino racial cast makeup

There was a happa sand snake. The retard who thinks that a whip is a good weapon in closed, close quarters combat.

Overy Acting

That's her war-face.

AHHHHHHH

Moon face

>asian
nah nigga that is a fucking ayy lmao

Is the implication of that whips are useful in any sort of combat?

Everything you say is bullshit and you have no evidence just your brothers words who was around none of these events. I have a hord of bolton men who will swear you fucked all the dogs in the kennel